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Clips from Superstore - Tornado (S02E02)

"then maybe we give a Elias a nine?"
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"No, make Sarah an 11."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"for the St. Louis area... Wind speeds up to 120 mph"
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"you absolutely need to know to survive."
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"Not only did Lisa Rinna design"
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"she owns it in all 17 colors."
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"If you are the owner of a four-door,"
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"That again is a beige, sexy Cabriolet."
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"Tell me if this is weird."
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"What? That is weird."
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"You guys are in, like, a relationship."
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"Uh, no. We're not."
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"Yeah, but, you know..."
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"Pfft, I ain't sleeping with all those birds."
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"You're having sex."
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"Okay, yeah, sure, but why does that matter?"
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"Because there's usually..."
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"you know, an emotional component to sex."
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"Not with us."
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"I don't think so either."
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"Mateo is a 43, Mary is a 42.5..."
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"and Cody, who grows weed in the garden center..."
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"is a 42."
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"On a scale from one to ten."
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"I hire good people."
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"Look, there is no right answer here."
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"and ask every single person,"
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"and they're all gonna have a different opinion."
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"Okay."
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"Everyone write down the names"
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"of the six people you think should be laid off."
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"And you're gonna fire whoever we say?"
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"No, we're all gonna fire whoever we all say."
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"Together. As a family."
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"So like a family,"
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"we'll decide which siblings to get rid of"
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"through simple majority."
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"That doesn't make any sense."
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"and then we're all in danger."
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"Someone just say someone's name,"
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"and we'll all vote on that person."
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"Marcus."
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"No, for real, though."
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"I'll do Marcus."
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"No, no, no, bad."
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"I think we should fire the sluts."
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"I hope not all of us sluts."
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"I mean, Sandra."
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"You don't have to explain it."
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"Everybody put Sandra."
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"Okay, Sandra."
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"Okay."
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"Glenn, I think asking for everybody's input is..."
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"is an interesting, and noble, and sexy idea,"
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"but it's a mistake."
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"It can't be a mistake if it's what everyone votes for."
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"Oh, yeah, that's always true."
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"This may not be politically correct..."
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"but let's just fire all the minorities."
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"This is not a democracy."
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"It's mob rule."
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"What's the difference?"
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"Um..."
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"uh, wow, that's a really interesting thought."
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"Glenn, just a friendly reminder."
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"Jeff is gonna need a decision in three minutes."
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"Uh, okay, I'm..."
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"I-I just need to..."
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"check on something..."
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"- What? - Are we still voting?"
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"There he goes. There he goes."
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"Sup, Glenn."
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"I was just heading out to the..."
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"Gorflorkinson?"
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"No."
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"- Glenn! - Hm?"
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"You have to make a decision now."
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"Okay, fine."
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"I'm just gonna say it."
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"Unless something stops me."
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"Like when an angel comes"
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"at the last possible second"
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"in the bible!"
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"But that doesn't seem to be happening"
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"because that last possible second is now."
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"Like, right now."
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"Hey, welcome to Cloud 9!"
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"- Can I help... - Glenn!"
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"Chris, Alex, Cody, Justine, Henry, and Marcus."
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"Why?"
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"- Oh! - You wanna fire me?"
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"Well, guess what? If I go..."
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"Mateo goes, too."
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"Oh, real nice."
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"So much for Dave Matthews fans sticking together."
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"Sounds like a prison escape."
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"No, it's a tornado warning!"
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"All right."
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"Everybody stay inside."
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"We are gonna lock this place down."
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"Okay..."
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"How funny would it had been"
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"if that siren had come ten seconds earlier!"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Everyone should find a place to take shelter"
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"until the tornado either passes, dissipates, or hits us head on."
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"Which is not going to happen!"
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"We're gonna be fine."
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"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were a magical gypsy"
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"who could tell the future."
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"She isn't."
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"Uh, what do we do if the tornado hit us?"
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"I'm not sure, maybe get blown away by it?"
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"No, no, you hide under a doorway."
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"Actually, they say you're not supposed to do that anymore."
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"Who cares what they say not to do for something that's not happening."
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"They say that you should go towards the eye of the storm."
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