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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge the Lumberjill (S31E31)

"Long Day's Journey Into Light Beer."
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"Where's my beer, Marjorie?"
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"I spent all day making sure this beer was cold."
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"Lisa's really nailed the Hibberts."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Uh, yo, dude, my catchphrases"
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"Oh, Mom, it's so hard being a straight-A student"
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"with a social conscience who writes amazing plays."
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"The only stable thing in this house is you,"
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"making every day the same as the last."
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"Like the coffee maker says,"
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"things will perk up."
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"I thought you were the coffee maker."
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"You can learn a lot from percolators."
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"Make the most of the daily grind."
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"The mother character is such a snooze."
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"Ralph has nothing to play against."
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"(gasps) They think I'm boring."
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"Today I decided to be a race car driver,"
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"so I was, then I quit."
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"I converted four soap slivers"
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"into practically a new bar."
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"Is this how the world sees me-- as a..."
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"We say lame-o, you lame-o."
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"Suck, suck. And I felt like the ghost"
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"belonging to the fog."
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"Suck, suck."
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"You really think I'm that boring?"
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"Lisa, you made someone feel sad,"
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"which is not what a drama about a family is supposed to do."
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"Marge, could we get a picture?"
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"-(yawns) -(shutter clicks)"
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"So all the generations..."
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"I'll show them who's boring."
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"to read a passage."
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"She says she's gonna bring her own spin to it."
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"(humming a tune)"
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"between Pontius Pilate and Jesus."
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"(quietly): Marge! Marge! Marge!"
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"You saying youse a king?"
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"(normal voice) He was Roman, that's why I'm doing the accent."
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"A Jewish carpenter."
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"So then, Pontius says to the elders,"
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""This-a Jesus, he-a look like a nice-a guy.""
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"Nobody talk-a like-a that."
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"I make a nice-a sentence."
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"-Oh... -Can we just hear Lovejoy's sermon, please?"
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"Yeah, Marge, read the room."
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"You need this more than we do, lady."
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"Boring. That's what this straight-A Girl Scout"
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"has become-- boring."
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"That's exciting."
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"Whoo! What a rich life you lead, Mom."
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"That will really turn around your boring reputation."
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"Shh."
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"(grunting)"
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"(sighs) Don't worry, Homer, I'll chop the wood."
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"Like always."
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"Even chop the trees."
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"(grunting)"
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"-Hyah! -Whoa!"
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"-Hyah! -(chuckles)"
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"Mmm. I know where she can put that chopping to good use."
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"Homer's neck?"
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"Lower your right hand. Gives you more power."
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"Hmm."
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"We met at Burning Woman."
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"HOMER (weakly): I helped."
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"Marge, I don't know if you know this,"
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"but I'm a top-level contender at Timbersports."
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"¶ The only card I need is the ace of spades ¶"
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"That is a fascinating hobby."
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"(sighs) Timbersports is more than a hobby."
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"(breathes deeply) Ah."
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"-What are you doing? -Breathing."
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"Breathing for the first time in my life."
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"Can I do one thing"
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"for the knots in your shoulders?"
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"Sure."
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"Aah... Ooh, ooh! Ooh!"
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"Not so... Oh."
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"think of things that make you mad."
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"Oh, nothing really makes me mad."
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"Mom, Lisa won't stay on her side of the thought bubble."
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"You have five seconds to live. (grunts)"
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"My final words are Lisa sucks!"
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"¶ And there I saw a woman ¶"
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"¶ The sawdust was flyin' ¶"
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"¶ She was spinnin' on a log ¶"
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"¶ With a Black & Decker saw ¶"
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"¶ Buzz, buzz, just one more ¶"
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"-Woo-hoo! -Yay!"
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"You magnificent she-beast."
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"paid off."
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"Aw. She made a friend."
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"You've made me a new woman."
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"Oh. Should I be concerned?"
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"It's no weirder than that time our knees touched under the bar."
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"You still think about that?"
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"Every day."
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"(humming a tune)"
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"Aw. I haven't been this happy in a long time."
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"You were great, but I have a question."
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"Do you want to take it to the next level?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Will you ride the blade with me?"
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"Draw and drag the sequoia widow-maker."
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"You're gonna have to tell me what you're talking about."
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"Will you be my partner on the double-ended bucksaw?"
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"You really think that I have what it takes?"
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"I know you do."
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"But if we do this,"
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"you'll have to train with me for a month, in Portland."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"(humming a tune)"
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"Good to have you back."
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"(humming)"
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"(yawns) Boy, am I beat."
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