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Clips from Superstore - Spring Cleaning (S02E02)

"try Robin Sanders."
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"Not Robin. Meth hit her hard."
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"God, why do people do it?"
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"Yo, let's say, like, someone, like, got in here"
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"and took all that oxi, and, like, got out."
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"How do they, like, move that, you know what I'm saying?"
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"Easy, you just go to the nearest playground,"
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"and just sell the whole stash to some rich moms."
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"My marriage is over."
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"- They're deeply unhappy. - Bo, um..."
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"you're not assigned to pharmacy. What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, no reason. I'm just hanging with my boy."
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"Okay, 'cause it's a really good thing"
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"that you have this job,"
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"and I wouldn't want you to mess it up."
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"No, don't worry, baby, all right?"
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"Uh..."
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"Real talk for a sec?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm jealous of your mustache."
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"Blesses and riches."
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"- This was fun. - I know, right?"
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"I-I'm so glad we did this."
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"- Me too. - Dessert?"
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"Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?"
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"Um, I think we can put something together for you."
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"My break just ended five minutes ago."
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"Well, why don't we call the boss?"
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"Hello, Glenn, it's Glenn."
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"Can Jonah have an extra long lunch?"
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"What, he can? That's great."
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"You're the best. Bye."
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"I'm Glenn... same Glenn. I mean, I'm both Glenns."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Yeah, you know, Glenn, I-I appreciate it,"
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"but if... if you make an exception for me,"
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"and then the other associates notice,"
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"they're probably gonna get jealous,"
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"and it'll get weird, so..."
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"I didn't think of it like that."
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"I know. If I could,"
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"I would hang out all day,"
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"but, you know, life."
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"- I'll get the check. - All right."
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"Excuse me, sir, do you take American dollars here?"
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"I-I just feel like there's gotta be something"
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"that tells us who she is,"
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"like a stack of mail with an address on it,"
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"or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate,"
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"and we can run the plate."
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"by which we would run a plate."
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"We would call someone on the force."
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"The force?"
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"Yes, that is what people call it."
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"Look, I am all for wasting time on useless activities,"
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"but this is entering Carol territory."
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"Look at that kitchen, Garrett."
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"That's like a... a million dollar kitchen."
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"Aren't you the least bit curious"
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"about how someone who used to work here"
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"ended up in a house like that?"
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"Looks like a solid oak table."
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"- And a French press. - That is a French press."
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"Do you know how much disposable time you need"
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"to make French press coffee? Too much."
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"We're gonna need to make these a lot bigger."
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"Oh, hey, this is, like, real badass, you know."
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"This is like CTU headquarters or something."
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"You're like Jack Bauer, you know what I'm saying?"
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"I don't know that"
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"I could actually do everything that he..."
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"You know what? No. Accept the compliment."
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, you got a tough job, for real."
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"You know, there's, like, a lot of dangerous people out there."
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"You got gang bangers running around, Slender Man."
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"Whoa, oh, where is he? You know what I'm saying?"
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"Oh, ISISes."
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"I worry about ISIS all the time."
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"You know, people spend so much time watching the coasts."
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"Right here in the heartland."
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"I wanna learn about all this, you know what I'm saying?"
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"You know, like, the cameras and the locks"
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"and the alarms and all that."
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"- Fellow security buff, huh? - Yeah."
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"Ha, who knew? Here I thought"
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"you were nothing more than a worthless dirt bag."
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"Nah, I contain multitudes, yo."
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"Hey, you wanted to see me?"
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"as long as I don't give you a raise of any kind,"
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"I can make you my assistant."
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"Now we get to hang out all day."
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"Uh, this is a shock."
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"11 Mississippi, 12 Mississippi, 13."
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"Uh, he says to count to 13."
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"He likes it more as a slurry."
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"So as his assistant, do you have to wear the tie?"
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"Uh, no."
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"He... he said it... it..."
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"it makes it easier for the two of us to play pranks."
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"Well, on the bright side, he's now good and jazzed, yeah?"
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"I just love the tie."
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"So are you his assistant now forever?"
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"No, no... no... no, just, like,"
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"until Kristen and I break up."
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"But what happens if you guys get married?"
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"Oh, well, then... well, then, uh..."
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"I guess until Glenn dies."
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"I mean, it's like you're a little, tiny businessman."
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"Only about half the cameras work."
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"But the thieves don't know where the blind spots are."
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"Oh, no, no, Reggie can't hold an actual weapon."
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"And as a matter of fact, between you and I,"
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"he's almost completely blind."
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"What do you think is going on over there?"
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"I don't know."
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"Whoo! God..."
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"why is that so satisfying?"
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"We're probably gonna have"
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"a lot of inside jokes, aren't we?"
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