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Clips from Superstore - Spring Cleaning (S02E02)

"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"What do you think our first one should be?"
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"I'm gonna go to the men's room."
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"Me too! Look at this."
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"Our cycles are synching up already."
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"Okay, that tree outside the window..."
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"it's a sycamore tree."
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"Great, now all we need to know"
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"is where sycamore trees grow."
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"Missouri."
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"Large swaths of the Eastern Seaboard."
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"There's no sycamores on the West Coast."
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"- Okay... - Except for Washington state."
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"And there's a large group of them in Australia."
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"We got nothing."
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"I don't get it. Where do we know her from?"
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"- Which one goes where? - I don't know."
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"Did you check up your butt?"
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"No."
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"- You going yet? - No, still not yet."
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"- Oh. - You know, I..."
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"I-I could probably meet you back in the office."
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"Oh, I don't mind."
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"Hey, what do you think about"
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"going to a baseball game with me this weekend?"
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"- Yeah, that... I'd love that. - Yeah?"
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"Yeah. Of course, you know,"
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"the other employees might think"
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"that you're playing favorites, so..."
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"We don't have to tell them."
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"Right, but then it gets, you know, even weirder,"
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"because it's like... now we're lying,"
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"so it'd be... it'd be a whole thing, trust me."
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"Yeah, you're probably right."
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"Boy, when you finally go,"
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"it's really gonna be something, isn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"How are things going with Bo?"
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"Doing okay? He's a surv-head."
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"Sorry, surveillance head."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Um, but is he, like, acting a little weird around you?"
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"You mean how he wants to have sex with me?"
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"- Uh... - Listen, relax, okay?"
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"I'm not interested. Not enough body hair."
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"He looks like a newborn mouse."
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"Oh... okay, good."
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"You should really have a little more trust in your man."
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"You're right. I should trust him."
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"Thanks."
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"And listen, if he masturbates to me on his lunch break,"
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"that's his business, okay?"
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"It's not my fault."
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"Okay."
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"So corporate sent me two tickets"
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"to this weekend's Cardinals game,"
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"so I'm gonna pick one employee to go with me..."
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"completely at random."
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"So all your names are in here, and it's time to pick now."
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"Is it Saturday or Sunday, 'cause I-I actually have..."
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"- I'm cremating my dog. - Jonah!"
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"- You didn't even read it. - I glanced at it."
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"I did not see you glance at it."
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"So, uh, if you, uh, see us on the jumbotron,"
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"this is how that happened."
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"You know what, I'm worried about traffic."
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"Maybe you guys should head down there early,"
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"That's a great idea."
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"Oh..."
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"well, I didn't literally mean, like, this weekend."
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"when this nearest weekend is over, then that weekend."
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"Uh, oh, well, uh, this is frustrating."
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"I'll go. I love b-ball."
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"Oh, yeah, that's what they call baseball."
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"No, nobody else is going."
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"Jonah won, so Jonah's coming with me."
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"No, Glenn, I did... I didn't win."
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"- I... somebody else should... - No, you won."
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"- No, I didn't win... I clearly... - Fair and square."
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"- But I can't do it, Glenn. - No, you..."
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"I'm sure you can move stuff around."
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"I'm completely booked up, and then I can't."
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"- I can't go. - Winners go, losers don't go."
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"Glenn, I don't wanna hang out with you."
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"All right, looks like I'm in."
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"Oh, one condition,"
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"uh, if I catch a foul ball, I'm not giving it to a kid."
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"I respect that."
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"Uh, Glenn, I just came by to... to return this."
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"- Eugene? - Thank you."
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"- Ahem, Glen? - Thanks."
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"I'll put this on my new assistant."
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"Hey, so, listen,"
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"I'm sorry I lied about wanting to hang out."
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"Your breath is warm."
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"Uh, hey, Eugene, could... could we maybe have a minute?"
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"- Of course. - Thanks."
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"I get that you felt weird"
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"about me dating Kristen,"
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"and... I don't know... I guess I just thought"
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"if we spent some time together, maybe I could win you over."
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"I get it."
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"It's tricky."
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"I mean, you're dating my daughter,"
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"and I'm a strong alpha."
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"No, yeah, yeah, exactly."
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"But please, from now on, just be honest with me."
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"Hey, did Kristen sleep over at your apartment last night?"
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"No, we met for breakfast at 4:00 a.m. at a gas station."
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"Thanks, that's what I thought."
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"Even if we never find out who she is,"
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"isn't it nice to know that at least one person"
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"or in prison, or fused to a couch?"
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"Mm, the future is bright."
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"Yep, I can smell the French press coffee now."
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"Eh, why wait?"
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"Don't we sell one of those French presses here in the store?"
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"What?"
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"She's a Cloud 9 model."
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"Yep."
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