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Clips from Superstore - Spring Cleaning (S02E02)

"Literally nobody laughed, except for you."
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"He just said buckets, and held up a bucket."
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"It's called prop comedy, Dina."
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"You're just kissing up to him, 'cause you're dating his daughter."
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"That's not true at all. In fact, just this morning,"
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"Kristen said she respects how much I don't kiss up."
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"Where did you see Kristen this morning?"
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"Hm?"
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"We, uh, met for breakfast."
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"Wait, I'm confused, 'cause it's 6:30 right now."
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"So does that mean you got up and drove from your house,"
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"and she got up and drove from her house"
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"to meet for breakfast before 6:00 a.m.?"
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"That's what happened."
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"And what restaurant is open at, like, 4:00 in the morning?"
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"It was a gas station."
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"Gas station breakfast usually starts at 6:00."
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"Nah, fools, they're banging."
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"- You know what I'm saying? - Oh."
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"He's getting a little breakfast action."
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"Yeah."
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"Wow, someone just never picked up their photos."
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"What do we do? Do we just toss them?"
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"Uh, well, first, we look for any naked pictures,"
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"and I will be doing that."
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"Dressed, dressed..."
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"- Hey, Glenn. - Dressed."
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"I don't get it."
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"I still keep in touch with most of them."
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"Oh, here we go. Nope, that's just two peaches."
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"Yeah, but he doesn't seemed jazzed, you know."
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"I want him... I want him to be jazzed."
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"Just stop trying so hard."
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"Eventually, he'll be... I'm not gonna say jazzed."
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"He's... he's gonna be fine with it."
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"Does that look like a piece of a butt to you guys?"
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"There's a lot of butts on the Internet."
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"Have you tried looking there?"
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"It's too easy. I like the hunt."
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"You just scan the barcode,"
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"and it shows you how many units we have in inventory."
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"Ha! Oh, yo, Cheyenne to the boneyard immediately STAT."
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"- Ha-ha, yeah. - Charming."
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"- Stop! - One shot, one kill."
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"- Would you... - Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew."
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"Do you wanna learn this stuff or not?"
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"I'm just here to make a quick 5 Gs, and then bounce,"
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"you know what I'm saying? How long is it gonna take?"
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"Like a week, or something?"
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"All right, what's so funny? What, somebody fart?"
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"Oh. Hey, Myrtle."
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"- You've been here for 30 years? - Yep."
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"Okay, how much money have you saved?"
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"Almost $900."
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"I'm almost ready to head on out to California."
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"I feel like I know this girl."
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"Or maybe she worked here."
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"Oh, yeah, she does look familiar."
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"I was just focused on the neck down before, so..."
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"Hey, Tate, do you recognize this girl?"
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"Like, maybe she worked here in the last ten years or something."
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"Oh, yeah, was the the one on Fluoxetine?"
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"That was Carol."
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"Oh, maybe lithium."
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"No, that was also Carol."
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"- You can just say no. - Yeah, no, I don't know her."
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"Just give it a little bit more time, okay?"
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"for all this work we're doing, huh?"
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"$100, $200, $300, $400..."
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"Keep on spending, sheep."
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"$500, $600, $700, $800..."
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"- Hey, Glenn. - Oh."
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"Coffee... cup of Joe."
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"You've never heard that expression before?"
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"No, why wouldn't you just say coffee?"
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"I don't know. Uh, it's more fun?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Oh, it's black. - Oh, yeah, sorry."
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"It's fine, it's fine."
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"Yeah, it's fine."
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"So, what's going on? What's up?"
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"Um... uh, nothing."
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"Well, I was just about to eat lunch."
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"Oh, no kidding, I was just about to eat my lunch too"
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"at, uh, 10:30."
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"- You wanna eat lunch with me? - Yeah!"
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"Yeah, it'll give us a chance to talk, you know,"
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"Okay."
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"Let me... let me just finish this coffee."
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"You know, you don't have to finish that."
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"No, I love it."
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"If... if you don't, it's not gonna offend me."
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"I just wanna get it over with."
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"Um..."
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"I'll have a hot dog."
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"Sorry, we don't have hot dogs."
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"Cheeseburger then."
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"We only really serve Mexican food."
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"One Mexican cheeseburger."
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"- Quesadilla? - Mm-hmm."
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"It's colorful in here."
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"Yeah."
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"This is fun. Why haven't we done this before?"
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"You know what, I don't know. It's... it's really nice"
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"Where were you born?"
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"Kansas City."
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"Oh."
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"Do Jewish people like snow?"
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"Um... some of us."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"- Your turn. - Uh, do you have any siblings?"
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"Oh, what a strange question."
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"Uh, what's the biggest dog you've ever seen, and why?"
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"Okay, try Veronica Harris."
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"She quit in 2011."
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"Veronica Harris."
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"Oh, no, it's definitely not Veronica."
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"Oh, Veronica."
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"How is she doing?"
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"Another one went to prison?"
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