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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The First Pitch Insufficiency (S08E08)

"You suck, Wolowitz!"
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"I'm heckling you."
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"And given that you're probably still waiting"
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"Hi. What's going on?"
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"He's practicing."
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"The Angels wanted an astronaut"
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"I guess that makes you the athlete of the group."
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"Well, not just him!"
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"Watching your boyfriend run around with a broomstick"
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"You look like a jackass!"
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"Cut it out! You're hurting my feelings!"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"No, and neither did our waiter."
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"or be prepared to learn it."
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"desperately try and fail."
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"Hey, how was dinner?"
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"Well, then come or don't."
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"I don't care."
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"in front of a stadium full of people."
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"I felt like I couldn't say no."
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"Well, if you want, I could help you practice."
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"Thank you, that would be great."
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"Great. And while we're at it,"
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"Nothing."
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"Amy made a motion for a picnic in a park,"
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"Nice to see a busy couple"
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"There isn't any ranking."
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"Yeah, and actually, I drink Sauvignon Blanc."
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"Relax."
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"You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc."
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"So you never played baseball as a kid,"
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"not even Little League?"
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"Threw my arm out."
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"All right, the pitcher's mound in Major League Baseball"
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"and say when to stop"
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"How much further?"
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"Are you kidding me?!"
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"Okay, I got to... I-I just..."
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"I got to ask:"
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"And I've seen you guys ignore each other for hours"
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"So what? Why do you even care?"
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"Oh, listen to them."
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"Not even married and the honeymoon's over."
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"right now, 'cause there's about to be a fire."
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"That's your help?"
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"That's like saying, “Here's how you fly a plane:"
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"know where you want to go and fly it.”"
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"Just throw the ball. Let's see what we're working with."
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"Come on Howard, fire it in."
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"Throw the damn ball!"
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"She's allergic to avocado."
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"That French fry? A seven."
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"only gets a two."
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"which predicts the stability of a couple based on behavior."
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"That's pure Cooper."
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"and has been extensively corroborated"
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"by other researchers."
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"Well, kind of takes the romance out of relationships."
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"Just don't take it."
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"Who cares what number it is?"
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"Come on. It'll be fun. I said I don't want you to."
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"I'm getting another drink."
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"They're a lot of work."
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"Yup."
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"No, stop being stupid."
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"and it scares me."
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"Sometimes."
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"You being blindly infatuated with me was the rock"
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"Kids are the worst."
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"Well, maybe I'll do a good job."
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"He's so nice."
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"You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog."
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"Really give ourselves a challenge."
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"I just want to say one more thing about this."
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"does not mean that we're a bad couple."
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"But it doesn't make me not want to do it."
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"It really ties the whole stadium together."
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"have a hot dog, watch the game."
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"No, as long as it bobbles."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"will be thrown out by NASA astronaut Howard Wolowitz."
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"Thank you."
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"On our Quidditch team, he... Yeah, that's a “no.”"
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"So, today's"
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"first pitch will be delivered"
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"boys and girls, I present to you"
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"a working prototype of the Mars Rover!"
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"'Cause I'm an idiot who didn't think this through!"
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"So, how does this game work?"
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"I just throw it, like a real ball?"
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"All right."
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"What's that about?"
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"It's a beloved part of baseball."
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"to be picked for a game that was played in fifth grade,"
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"I'm sure you do suck."
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"Baseball."
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"For what?"
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"to throw out the first pitch,"
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"so guess who they called?"
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"What, you? Really?!"
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"Well, a lot of people who weren't available, but then me!"
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"Congratulations."
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"May I remind you that you're talking to the seeker, beater,"
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"chaser and water boy"
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"of the third place Griffith Park Quidditch team."
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"between his legs isn't something you forget."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Now you know why we're not outside."
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"Did you enjoy my lecture?"
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"Well, if you're going to serve Cornish game hen,"
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"you should either be familiar with the history of Cornwall"
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"It's hard to argue with that."
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"And I know because I saw a sad man with a pepper mill"
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"Good, I had Cornish game hen."
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"Oh, that poor waiter."
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"Sheldon, how about tomorrow night we see a movie?"
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"You guys are going out two nights in a row?"
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"I missed a number of date nights while I was on my train trip,"
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"and I'm contractually obligated to make them up"
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"That's so hot."
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