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Clips from The Simpsons - Thank God It's Doomsday (S16E16)

"Unless it turns out that you're not devout"
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"Then you're gonna be left down below 98 minutes"
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"Wait for me! Wait for me!"
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"We're just seconds away!"
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"You saved us, Homer."
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"I can't wait."
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"I'm gonna steal God's secrets and sell 'em to Satan!"
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"...six... five... four..."
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"I'm so proud of you, Homie!"
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"...two... one..."
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"Good-bye, stupid Earth!"
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"There appears to be some delay!"
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"My watch must be running fast."
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"Wait for it..."
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"Wait for it... wait for it..."
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"Wait for it... wait for it..."
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"Life goes on!"
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"Please don't go! Please!"
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"Please?!"
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"Homie... I'd better start dinner."
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"Lisa, you still believe in me, don't you?"
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"Dad, if you'll recall, I never believed in you, not for one second."
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"That's my girl."
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"Hey, Nostra-dumbass, did the Rapture come?"
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"I can't recall."
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"In fact I can recall, and it didn't, and you suck."
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"Let's go to Moe's."
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"We'll walk and punch."
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"Moe, what happened to your eponymous tavern?"
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"You said the end was comin',"
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"so I sold the bar to some Japanese businessmen"
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"and gave the money to charity."
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"Now them orphans got new skip ropes,"
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"You did me a solid."
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"Hey, there's that jerk who tried to save us!"
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"Nice Rapture, Einstein!"
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"Hey, you with the tempura, your arm broken?"
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"How can people be so heartless?"
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"How can people be so cruel?"
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"Ten, 11, 12, 13?"
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"But Jesus was at the last supper, too!"
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"Multiply by seven..."
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"Wake up!"
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"The Rapture is coming in half an hour!"
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"There's no time to waste!"
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"Marge, grill a chicken!"
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"No, make sandwiches!"
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"And some Kettle Chips would be nice!"
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"Original, not barbecue!"
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"Forget school!"
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"We have to get to the mesa!"
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"We're not going anywhere, except to bed!"
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"But my prediction says..."
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"You couldn't predict 6:00 at 5:30!"
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"Stupid family."
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"Three... two... one."
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"I'm wrong again!"
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"I'm nothing but a big, fat..."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"Welcome to Heaven."
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"I'm comfortable like this."
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"for everyone."
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"This is our nature walk, our pedicure hut,"
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"our state-of-the-art showroom, tonight featuring Los Lobos."
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"And over there is our water slide, that's coming next year."
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"And the best part of Heaven is:"
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"Okay, just for that, your room's next to the kiddie pool,"
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"all right, Mr. Smarty-Head Exploder?"
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"So if you need further assistance, just call the front desk"
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"and ask for Andre, okay?"
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"I'd tip you, but I don't have any cash."
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"Wait. Before you go, there's one thing I gotta know."
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"What happened to my family?"
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"Heaven has a wide array of fine dining"
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"just steps from your room."
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"Have a light bite at the Pope of Sandwich Village."
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"Okay, let's see..."
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"Earth is Channel 23, I think."
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"Why didn't we listen to Dad?!"
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"The worst part is I'll never see my Homie again!"
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"I've gotta save them!"
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"Lord, you got a first-class-destination resort here."
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"But I can't enjoy myself knowing my family is suffering."
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"I don't know what you people did to Him,"
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"He'll be fine."
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"And You could still spare my family by..."
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"Buddy, You just made Yourself a powerful enemy."
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"Why so crabby?"
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"Screw you, Dino!"
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"You squandered your gift!"
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"Squandered my gift?"
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"I made 68 albums."
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"I'm sorry, but Heaven isn't Heaven"
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"without my family in it."
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"Just send me back to Earth, and put off this whole"
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"To do what you're asking,"
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"Superman did it."
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"Fine, Mr. Smarty-pants."
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"Thanks."
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"Listen, could you do me one more favor?"
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"Why don't you just take these pamphlets?"
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"Very well."
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"Deus ex machina!"
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"It was all just a dream."
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"What are these wings?"
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"Dad, we've been so worried about you!"
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"Now if you'll excuse me..."
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"Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"
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"It's back the way it was."
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"Hallelujah!"
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"Sychro par scarfo"
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"Haircuts!"
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"A kids' barbershop?"
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"Who wants their hair cut?"
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"I'm sorry, but the only thing I'm praying for"
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"what's happening?!"
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"Where have I heard that before?"
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"God wouldn't spring the Rapture on us unannounced."
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"Good luck."
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"You, too."
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