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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gives Back (S02E02)

"You accidentally burn down a building, and you get 120 hours of community service?"
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"- I don't like kids. I don't wanna work with 'em. - I don't have time for this."
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"- Yeah, I have 248 hours of, uh... - Interstate."
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"Inter... Interstate."
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"- That's the guys with the orange vests who pick up trash. - Orange vests."
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"- I thought that would get me off the hook. - That was dumb, wasn't it?"
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"- I didn't even bring enough money for those. - I don't have enough money."
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"We can't go back."
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"I fold. Deal me out. Hey. Hey, gang, what's the action?"
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"- What's going on here? - Asians love gambling."
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"- Beautiful country. - Dad, please get these guys out of here."
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"- They're really weird and scary looking. - Yeah."
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"Why can't you just back me up on this?"
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"I know a number of you have heard David's story before."
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"Oh, my... Dude! Oh, dude, how are you gonna..."
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"I thought you were cool, man, like..."
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"Well, try to think where I'm coming from in all this. I'm coming from a selfish place?"
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"I got two positions left, so I'm gonna have to put two of you together."
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"- I threw this flaming bag of feces... - Okay, okay, okay."
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"- No. No, Charlie. - No?"
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"- So, sponsor. That's cool, yeah. - Okay. Okay."
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"No, this'll be a platonic sponsor-sponsoree kind of a thing."
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"- No, we're startin' over. - All right. Fine. But I pick first."
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"All right, kids. Everybody take a knee."
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"in any kind of sporting event ever."
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"Absolutely. Try to remember what she does wrong."
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"Terrible. Take a lap."
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"and I won't talk, and you can just kinda..."
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"What kind of music are you into? What's your favorite color?"
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"Just ice it and it will go down."
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"- I know what you do to it! - Hey, what's the action?"
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"Dennis, you shouldn't be sleeping with your friends' girlfriends."
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"Throw me the ball. All right."
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"- Dad, you don't wanna shoot me for it, because you'll lose. - You wanna bet?"
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"But they might, which is why you have to be very careful."
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"We'll be back."
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"- Get back! I can handle this. - I have to see."
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"- You lost fair and square. - Don't give a shit."
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"Oh, it is on! We play you guys first!"
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"or any other goddamn man any day of the week."
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"I haven't been this healthy in, like, a crazy long time."
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"Uh, well, I don't know. I just don't know if that's safe."
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"- He works with kids? - Yeah. But he has to. That's why."
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"I'm an alcoholic trying to get better..."
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"as bad or worse than he hurts you..."
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"- Right. - When we..."
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"Wha... You will see me."
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"What are you talkin' about?"
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"- What? Dennis? - Yeah."
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"Come on! That guy, he's like one of those cheesy..."
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"- No. - Ah, it's no big deal. We don't need him."
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"What the hell are you doing? The game's about to start."
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"- I'm not supposed to play. - What do you mean, you're not supposed to play?"
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"You know what? I don't have to talk to you, shithead!"
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"Let's... Let's play some basketball, all right?"
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"You know what, man? You gotta call this game off."
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"- Great. You're drunk. - I'm dead to you?"
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"Yeah, I am drunk. You know why?"
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"- Let's play basketball! - You gotta call this game off, Charlie!"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- You fixed the game? - What are you talking about?"
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"Do you see what you've done?"
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"Aw, come on! This isn't fair."
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"- Now this says that I gotta work with kids. - Yeah, me too."
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"- Sanitation. Jesus Christ! - What is that... What is that?"
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"- Oh, my God! And then what is this about the A. A? - Alcoholics Anonymous."
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"- For... - Oh, my God."
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"- Six months. - That is so unfair!"
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"What do you expect? Why would you tell the judge you were drunk?"
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"- 'Cause I was drunk. - But why would you say that?"
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"I would rather pay a huge fine than have to give back to the community."
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"- Holy shit! Look at this bill! - What?"
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"- Those mimosas were like eight bucks a pop, Charlie. - Are you serious?"
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"- Well, you had like seven of'em. - Uh-oh."
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"- Bro, I'm not paying for your mimosas. - No way!"
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"Ah! Ah!"
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"Good. Good. Good. Go ahead. Go ahead."
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"I know what it is."
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"- You know these guys? - Yeah. From 'Nam."
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"- You were in Vietnam? - Don't get excited, Mac, all right?"
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"He was in Vietnam 10 years ago on a business trip."
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"You can't just come in here and start running our lives. It's not fair."
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"- Wanna bet? - What?"
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"- Would you like to bet on it? - On what?"
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"- Whether or not it's fair? - Sure. Bet on whatever."
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"You know what? This is exactly why I don't wanna work with him. You know what I mean?"
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"- Yes. - Because you start doing crazy shit like this all the time..."
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"and making crazy bets about absolutely nothing at all, Dad."
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"If you don't go, me and Mac and Charlie, we're gonna sell our portion of the bar."
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"- No, we're not. - No, that's not happening."
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"- Just back me up on this. - No, I can't really back you up."
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"You guys..."
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"That just blew my mind. That was incredible."
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"So today's speaker is David..."
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"for those of you who are new to the program."
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"has a lot of relevance to your situation."
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"Uh, anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and..."
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"We have a late arrival here."
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"Hi. Do you want to introduce yourself?"
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"- Me? - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh. I'm Charlie."
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"Hi, Charlie."
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"- Here. Have a seat down front. - Oh. No. Okay."
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"I knew this would happen. I'm not an alcoholic actually."
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"Yeah, I'm only here 'cause I got a little drunk..."
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"and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building and I burnt it down a little bit."
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"You know? But I wasn't trying to burn it down."
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"I was trying to make the place smell real bad and get rid of this guy."
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"So... This guy knows what I'm talking about."
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"Look, uh, Charlie, the first step to recovery..."
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"is simply admitting that you have a problem."
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"I'm not an alcoholic, so it's cool."
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"He was drinking a beer when he came in."
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"You're being such a dick about this."
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"What do you want me to do, get another job?"
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"- Just shut your mouth. - Can I help you?"
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"We are here as part of our community service."
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"All right. We need volunteers for our Sunday basketball league."
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"You're gonna be coaching the teams."
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"Great. Dennis and I will coach a team."
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