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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - A Tasteful Affair/Oh, Dale!/The Main Event (S01E01)

"I know you all could use a little rest."
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"Rest nothing. Come on, Jimmy boy,"
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"let's check this tub out and find the action."
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"♪ Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream ♪"
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"♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily Merrily ♪"
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"♪ Life is but a dream ♪"
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"I can dig it."
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"( upbeat theme playing )"
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"There you go, Mrs. Larson. One piña colada."
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"Thank you."
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"I could really get hooked on these things."
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"Yeah, but you gotta watch 'em."
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"One is delicious, two are dangerous,"
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"and three will make you wanna go bowling with your head."
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"( all chuckle )"
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"I'll have another one. Oop."
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"I'm a terrific bowler."
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"( sighs ): Oh."
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"Boy, this beats Chicago in the winter."
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"Death Valley beats Chicago in the winter."
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"Maybe I can move my practice here."
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"Why not? They've got everything else on this cruise ship."
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"That reminds me. Did you, um...?"
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"Did you call Barney before the ship left L.A.?"
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"Why do I wanna call my ex-husband?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"I had hoped you two might resolve your differences."
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"You know, dissipate some of that hostility"
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"that came out of the divorce proceedings."
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"I'm not hostile anymore."
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"Terry, it's obvious"
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"you still harbor deep feelings of resentment toward Barney."
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"I do not harbor deep feelings of resentment towards Barney."
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"I just hate his guts."
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"You know, sometimes I feel all of your anger towards Barney"
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"I sometimes think you're not over him yet."
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"Over him? I'd like to drive a truck over him."
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"That's not a healthy attitude."
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"( laughs )"
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"What do you know about attitudes?"
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"You were our marriage counselor."
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"Boy, did you ever bomb out."
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"I beg your pardon."
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"I helped you make a great deal of progress."
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"We got divorced."
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"I call that progress. I got you."
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"( laughs )"
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"( suspenseful theme playing )"
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"Pfft!"
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"My God."
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"What?"
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"Terry? Terry?"
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"What's wrong? What is happening?"
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"Terry?"
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"Terry, will you talk...?"
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"( muttering )"
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"Will you talk to me here?"
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"Is this some weird religious experience you're having?"
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"Barney's down there. Do you think he saw me?"
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"I didn't hear anybody laugh."
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"Oh, Jesus. He's gonna ruin our cruise."
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"Why? I always liked Barney."
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"Purser? GOPHER: Yes, ma'am."
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"Can I get off this boat?"
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"Ah, service that bad, huh?"
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"No, no, no, no, no. My wife is just a little upset."
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"I'm a lot upset!"
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"Um... well, heh,"
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"sir, you see, the captain really needs me now. He, um..."
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"He goes all to pieces when I'm not there"
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"to help him with the steering and all that ship stuff."
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"Have a nice day. Yeah. Okay."
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"Good. Come on, baby."
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"Now, listen. Come... Hold it."
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"Now, be mature."
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"You can't avoid Barney for the entire cruise."
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"Do you wanna bet?"
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"Now, listen to me. You're an intelligent woman."
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"He's an intelligent man."
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"This is the perfect time to resolve your differences."
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"The important thing is to act like an adult."
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"Right?"
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"You're right."
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"I'll act like an adult."
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"( chuckles )"
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"( piano playing )"
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"Hi. Be a good sport and bring Grandma a boilermaker."
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"I'm sorry, miss, but are you 21 years old?"
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"Keep that up and you'll be able"
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"to retire on your tips this voyage."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm Kitty Pickrel."
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"And what are you girls playing here, hm?"
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"Crazy eights."
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"Oh, give me them cards."
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"( tense theme playing )"
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"Get over here, pumpkin."
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"I want you to meet my two pals."
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"This handsome twerp is Graham Pickrel,"
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"my grandson."
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"And these are my new poker buddies."
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"Oh, do you know what?"
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"I don't know your names."
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"Kelly Rixie, and this is my sister, Polly."
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"Well, I gotta go."
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"What in the world for, honey?"
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"( as The Claw ): You will never get the information out of me."
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"Never! Do you hear? You swine."
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"I'm being stabbed 12 times."
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"I'll never tell."
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"He's weird."
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"Cute, but weird."
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"I don't know where he gets it from."
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"( all cheering )"
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"JUDY: Oh! BARNEY: Ha-ha!"
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"You're good."
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"Well, he's a regular William Tell."
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"I also juggle, figure skate,"
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"and I once pitched a no-hitter for the Yankees."
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