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Clips from The Big Lebowski

"in the parlance of our times."
The Big Lebowski
"She owes money all over town,"
The Big Lebowski
"And that's cool. That's cool."
The Big Lebowski
"I'm saying she needs money, man."
The Big Lebowski
"And... and, you know,"
The Big Lebowski
"of course they're gonna say they didn't get it,"
The Big Lebowski
"because she wants more, man."
The Big Lebowski
"Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?"
The Big Lebowski
"No, Mr Lebowski, it had not occurred to me."
The Big Lebowski
"That had not occurred to us, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so..."
The Big Lebowski
"you know. But..."
The Big Lebowski
"Hey, that's what you pay me for."
The Big Lebowski
"Speaking of which, do you think that you could..."
The Big Lebowski
"give me my 20,000 in cash?"
The Big Lebowski
"My concern is... and I gotta check with my accountant..."
The Big Lebowski
"We received this this morning."
The Big Lebowski
"Since you have failed to achieve,"
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"even in the modest task which was your charge,"
The Big Lebowski
"since you have stolen my money,"
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"since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust..."
The Big Lebowski
"but to tell these bums to do whatever is necessary"
The Big Lebowski
"to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski."
The Big Lebowski
"With Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this:"
The Big Lebowski
"will be visited tenfold upon your head."
The Big Lebowski
"- Whose toe was it, Walter? - How the fuck should I know?"
The Big Lebowski
"- The nail polish, Walter. - Fine, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"You can get nail polish and apply it to someone else's toe."
The Big Lebowski
"Where the fuck are they gonna get..."
The Big Lebowski
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe."
The Big Lebowski
"Believe me, there are ways, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!"
The Big Lebowski
"They're gonna kill her and then me."
The Big Lebowski
"Dude... that's..."
The Big Lebowski
"That's just the stress talking, man."
The Big Lebowski
"to be a series of victimless crimes."
The Big Lebowski
"Could you keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant."
The Big Lebowski
"Dear, for your information,"
The Big Lebowski
"the Supreme Court has rejected prior restraint!"
The Big Lebowski
"This is not a First Amendment thing."
The Big Lebowski
"so we could enjoy this family restaurant!"
The Big Lebowski
"- I'm outta here. - Dude, don't go away, man."
The Big Lebowski
"This affects all of us."
The Big Lebowski
"There are basic freedoms!"
The Big Lebowski
"'The Dude is not in."
The Big Lebowski
"'We've recovered your automobile."
The Big Lebowski
"Far out, man. Far fucking out!"
The Big Lebowski
"Hey! This is a private residence, man."
The Big Lebowski
"You zink ve are kidding or making with the funny stuff?"
The Big Lebowski
"Just think about that, Lebowski."
The Big Lebowski
"Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski."
The Big Lebowski
"It was discovered last night"
The Big Lebowski
"- lodged against an abutment. - Oh, man, lodged where?"
The Big Lebowski
"You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr Lebowski."
The Big Lebowski
"A joyride situation."
The Big Lebowski
"My fucking briefcase! Man, it's not here. Shit!"
The Big Lebowski
"I saw the report. Sorry."
The Big Lebowski
"You gotta get in on the other side."
The Big Lebowski
"You're lucky they left the tape deck, and the Creedence."
The Big Lebowski
"Probably a vagrant slept in the car"
The Big Lebowski
"Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on."
The Big Lebowski
"Hey, man..."
The Big Lebowski
"I mean, you got any promising, uh, leads or..."
The Big Lebowski
"Leads? Yeah, sure."
The Big Lebowski
"I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab."
The Big Lebowski
"They got four more detectives working on the case."
The Big Lebowski
"They got us working in shifts."
The Big Lebowski
"Leads?"
The Big Lebowski
"I hope the big Lebowski kills me"
The Big Lebowski
"before the Germans can cut my dick off."
The Big Lebowski
"- Thank you. - Not if I have anything to say."
The Big Lebowski
"- It makes me feel warm inside. - Now, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"This whole fuckin' thing."
The Big Lebowski
"I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug."
The Big Lebowski
"- Are we gonna split hairs? - No."
The Big Lebowski
"- Am I wrong? - Well, he..."
The Big Lebowski
"They were nihilists, man."
The Big Lebowski
"They kept saying they believed in nothing."
The Big Lebowski
"Nihilists."
The Big Lebowski
"Fuck me."
The Big Lebowski
"at least it's an ethos."
The Big Lebowski
"And also, let's not forget, Dude,"
The Big Lebowski
"within the city..."
The Big Lebowski
"That ain't legal either."
The Big Lebowski
"- We are sympathising, Dude. - Fuck sympathy."
The Big Lebowski
"I don't need your fucking sympathy. I need my fucking johnson."
The Big Lebowski
"- What do you need that for? - You've got to buck up!"
The Big Lebowski
"Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter."
The Big Lebowski
"Fuck the tournament?"
The Big Lebowski
"- Another Caucasian, Gary. - Right, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"Friends like these, huh, Gary?"
The Big Lebowski
"That's right, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"Do you have a good Sarsaparilla?"
The Big Lebowski
"Yeah. That's a good one."
The Big Lebowski
"Not too good, man."
The Big Lebowski
"- One of those days, huh? - Yeah."
The Big Lebowski
""Sometimes you eat the bar and...""
The Big Lebowski
"Much obliged."
The Big Lebowski
""he eats you.""
The Big Lebowski
"I like your style, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"I dig your style, too, man."
The Big Lebowski
"- There's just one thing, Dude. - What's that?"
The Big Lebowski
"OK, Dude, have it your way."
The Big Lebowski
"Take her easy, Dude."
The Big Lebowski
"Yeah. Thanks, man."
The Big Lebowski
"Hello?"
The Big Lebowski
"'Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.'"
The Big Lebowski
"Uh, oh, yeah. No... no, I haven't yet."
The Big Lebowski
"Oh?"
The Big Lebowski
"- So you're Lebowski. - Yeah."
The Big Lebowski
"- Do you want a drink? - Yeah, sure. White Russian."
The Big Lebowski
"- So what do you do, Lebowski? - Who the fuck are you, man?"
The Big Lebowski
"The friend with the cleft asshole?"
The Big Lebowski
"What do you do?"
The Big Lebowski
"Oh, nothing much."
The Big Lebowski
"Hello, Jeffrey."
The Big Lebowski
"It looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all."
The Big Lebowski
"She most certainly was not."
The Big Lebowski
"- Now, I got... - Don't call her my mother."
The Big Lebowski
"She's the perpetrator and not the victim."
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