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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Favor (S05E05)

They might just lightly beat him up, so we could do nothing.

"They might just lightly beat him up, so we could do nothing."

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- We could take the loophole. - You do love loopholes.

"- We could take the loophole. - You do love loopholes."

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I know we just put Seamus behind us,

"I know we just put Seamus behind us,"

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but unfortunately, you've made me a better person.

"but unfortunately, you've made me a better person."

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- I think we have to help Kyle. - Good.

"- I think we have to help Kyle. - Good."

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I'm proud of you.

"I'm proud of you."

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Oh. [SCOFFS]

"Oh. [SCOFFS]"

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you said you're proud of me. That's my tear trigger.

"you said you're proud of me. That's my tear trigger."

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All right. Let's go save Kyle before the dam breaks.

"All right. Let's go save Kyle before the dam breaks."

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- Hello, Seamus. - Hello, Raymond.

"- Hello, Seamus. - Hello, Raymond."

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So, apparently, NYPD police came today

"So, apparently, NYPD police came today"

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to arrest my nephew Kyle for unpaid parking violations.

"to arrest my nephew Kyle for unpaid parking violations."

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And you want me to, what, clear his record?

"And you want me to, what, clear his record?"

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I've already done my favor.

"I've already done my favor."

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No, I know it's a cover.

"No, I know it's a cover."

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I know he's in protective custody

"I know he's in protective custody"

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because he helped you stop my armored car play.

"because he helped you stop my armored car play."

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- No? - You asked me for a permit,

"- No? - You asked me for a permit,"

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and I got it. I've paid my debt.

"and I got it. I've paid my debt."

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

"Now, if you'll excuse me,"

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I have a bowl of mush to enjoy.

"I have a bowl of mush to enjoy."

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You're right. You don't owe me anything.

"You're right. You don't owe me anything."

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But I owe you.

"But I owe you."

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And what, exactly, does that mean?

"And what, exactly, does that mean?"

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That means you mess with my family, I mess with yours.

"That means you mess with my family, I mess with yours."

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You tell your husband, Kevin, I'll see him real soon.

"You tell your husband, Kevin, I'll see him real soon."

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Thank you, Margaret.

"Thank you, Margaret."

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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

"[DRAMATIC MUSIC]"

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- Seamus Murphy. - That's right.

"- Seamus Murphy. - That's right."

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Remember how I saved your detectives from prison

"Remember how I saved your detectives from prison"

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in exchange for a favor?

"in exchange for a favor?"

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- This isn't my order. - What?

"- This isn't my order. - What?"

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This is an omelet. I only eat omelets on vacation.

"This is an omelet. I only eat omelets on vacation."

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Yeah, I don't care what you eat.

"Yeah, I don't care what you eat."

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I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me.

"I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me."

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Really? What if I say no?

"Really? What if I say no?"

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This is you asking me for intel

"This is you asking me for intel"

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and promising to pay me back.

"and promising to pay me back."

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How do you think this would look to your bosses,

"How do you think this would look to your bosses,"

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especially now that you're up for the commissioner job?

"especially now that you're up for the commissioner job?"

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Yeah. I know everything.

"Yeah. I know everything."

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So...

"So..."

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what do you want from me?

"what do you want from me?"

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♪ ♪

"♪ ♪"

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We don't even have to break the law.

"We don't even have to break the law."

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This is fantastic news.

"This is fantastic news."

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I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit.

"I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit."

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He only wants to use the block party

"He only wants to use the block party"

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as a cover for something criminal:

"as a cover for something criminal:"

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a robbery, a murder, or something worse.

"a robbery, a murder, or something worse."

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You don't know that for sure, and that's your loophole.

"You don't know that for sure, and that's your loophole."

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Remember that time when Pancake Palace had

"Remember that time when Pancake Palace had"

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that all-you-can-eat deal, but they didn't set a time limit?

"that all-you-can-eat deal, but they didn't set a time limit?"

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I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99.

"I ate pancakes for a week for $3.99."

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All I had to do was sleep there and never shower.

"All I had to do was sleep there and never shower."

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What? Thanks for the invite, friend.

"What? Thanks for the invite, friend."

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I will not be using a loophole, Peralta.

"I will not be using a loophole, Peralta."

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As always, I'll be using the main hole

"As always, I'll be using the main hole"

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or no hole. I choose no hole.

"or no hole. I choose no hole."

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You just said "hole" way too much, sir.

"You just said "hole" way too much, sir."

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Yes, that's concerning.

"Yes, that's concerning."

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Ugh, you think you know someone, Jake.

"Ugh, you think you know someone, Jake."

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Unbelievable!

"Unbelievable!"

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[UPBEAT MUSIC]

"[UPBEAT MUSIC]"

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to do Murphy the favor and still live with yourself.

"to do Murphy the favor and still live with yourself."

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Sounds like a loophole.

"Sounds like a loophole."

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Nope, we found the main hole, and it is open for business.

"Nope, we found the main hole, and it is open for business."

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- Oh, gross. - Yep, sorry. Look.

"- Oh, gross. - Yep, sorry. Look."

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You don't want to give Murphy the permit

"You don't want to give Murphy the permit"

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because you're afraid he's gonna use it as a cover

"because you're afraid he's gonna use it as a cover"

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for something illegal, but what if we figured out

"for something illegal, but what if we figured out"

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what he was up to and could stop him before he did it?

"what he was up to and could stop him before he did it?"

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That way you could give him a permit with a clean conscience.

"That way you could give him a permit with a clean conscience."

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Well, how are you gonna find out what his real plan is?

"Well, how are you gonna find out what his real plan is?"

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He's smart, and he doesn't talk to anyone but his family.

"He's smart, and he doesn't talk to anyone but his family."

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I was worried about that, too, but that's when I remembered:

"I was worried about that, too, but that's when I remembered:"

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"The Godfather."

""The Godfather.""

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The Diane Keaton movie.

"The Diane Keaton movie."

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No one refers to it as that, but Charles is right, she is in it.

"No one refers to it as that, but Charles is right, she is in it."

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This isn't one of your movie plans, is it?

"This isn't one of your movie plans, is it?"

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First of all, if we had developed a "Minority Report"

"First of all, if we had developed a "Minority Report""

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style pre-crime division like I suggested,

"style pre-crime division like I suggested,"

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we wouldn't be in this Seamus mess, and it's not just because

"we wouldn't be in this Seamus mess, and it's not just because"

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I wanted to go like this, although I did.

"I wanted to go like this, although I did."

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But secondly, in "The Godfather,"

"But secondly, in "The Godfather,""

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Don Corleone had three sons: Michael, his favorite...

"Don Corleone had three sons: Michael, his favorite..."

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Then there was Sonny, the hothead.

"Then there was Sonny, the hothead."

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Diane Keaton's brother-in-law.

"Diane Keaton's brother-in-law."

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Charles, you're being distracting.

"Charles, you're being distracting."

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No, he's not, he's actually helping me to follow this.

"No, he's not, he's actually helping me to follow this."

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the screw-up, the weak link.

"the screw-up, the weak link."

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And you think the Murphys have a Fredo?

"And you think the Murphys have a Fredo?"

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Every family does, and in this family,

"Every family does, and in this family,"

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- Is he on a roller coaster? - Yes.

"- Is he on a roller coaster? - Yes."

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It's his driver's license photo somehow.

"It's his driver's license photo somehow."

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He's never had a job, he took six years

"He's never had a job, he took six years"

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to graduate high school, and his father paid $200,000

"to graduate high school, and his father paid $200,000"

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so he could attend the University of Arizona.

"so he could attend the University of Arizona."

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Lake Havasu campus.

"Lake Havasu campus."

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- [WHISTLES] - Sir, this kid is a disaster.

"- [WHISTLES] - Sir, this kid is a disaster."

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If there's anyone that's gonna give us info

"If there's anyone that's gonna give us info"

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on the Murphy family and slip up, it's Kyle.

"on the Murphy family and slip up, it's Kyle."

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Okay, but if you don't figure out what his plan is,

"Okay, but if you don't figure out what his plan is,"

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I don't give him that permit.

"I don't give him that permit."

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- Understood? - Yes, sir.

"- Understood? - Yes, sir."

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All right, go make contact

"All right, go make contact"

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with Diane Keaton's brother-in-law.

"with Diane Keaton's brother-in-law."

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It's one of the most popular movies of all time.

"It's one of the most popular movies of all time."

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Won best picture, so.

"Won best picture, so."

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Ready for a kick-ass assignment?

"Ready for a kick-ass assignment?"

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Hell yeah.

"Hell yeah."

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Wait, what do you mean by "kick-ass"?

"Wait, what do you mean by "kick-ass"?"

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Holt wants us to get that block party permit.

"Holt wants us to get that block party permit."

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I guess I'll take the knife out of my pants.

"I guess I'll take the knife out of my pants."

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No, come on, Rosa. It'll be so cool.

"No, come on, Rosa. It'll be so cool."

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in the state.

"in the state."

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Pass. Find somebody else.

"Pass. Find somebody else."

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But we promised to help Captain Holt.

"But we promised to help Captain Holt."

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Look, it'll be quick.

"Look, it'll be quick."

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and maybe grab a few shots for the 'Gram.

"and maybe grab a few shots for the 'Gram."

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