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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Favor (S05E05)

"They have the original permits for the 1939 World's Fair."
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"- No. - Yes!"
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"- No. - [SQUEAKS] Yes!"
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"No, I mean, "No, I don't want to do this.""
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"Hey, Gina. How's it feel to be back?"
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"- Any trouble adjusting? - Adjusting to what?"
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"To life as a working mom."
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"the job, your new business."
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"Terry, juggling isn't hard."
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"That's why the salary for jugglers is so low."
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"Doesn't Dave Coulier juggle?"
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"If you're reaching for Coulier,"
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"then you've already lost the argument, Terr-Bear."
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"But there is one thing:"
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"I need a private place where I can pump."
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"I was thinking maybe I could take this whole floor"
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"and you guys could move down to that place where we park."
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"The garage?"
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"Sure, if you think that works."
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"Well, there's an empty office behind records."
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"It's nice and quiet."
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"maybe a mini fridge."
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"Uh, that would be a no-go, Sarge."
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"- That's our nap room. - She needs to pump."
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"Okay."
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"He comes in here every day at noon, for some reason."
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"Hey, change the channel, dude."
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"[TV CLICKS]"
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"We are small-time operators"
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"that just moved here from Miami."
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"We piloted go-fast boats, moving contraband to Cuba."
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"- the best she ever had. - Maybe."
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"And I should watch you to learn."
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"Back to no... let's just not talk about our sex lives."
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"All right, we've got a week,"
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"so we can ease our way into this thing."
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"Let's not blow it by engaging right away."
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"He's coming over here. We're engaging right away."
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"I saw you guys staring at me."
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"We were just looking at the TV behind you."
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"I mean, why haven't they caught him yet, right?"
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"Totally."
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"I mean, he's so big. You'd think it'd be easy."
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"- Yeah. - Yes."
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"Oh, my God, I'm feeling a real connection here."
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"Should we hang out sometime, or am I being crazy?"
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"You're not being crazy, Kyle."
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"How do you know my name?"
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"Because we're so connected."
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"TV room, recording studio"
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"where I lay down my raps."
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"It's where I practice doing magic."
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"Oh, so literally, then."
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"- Love all the lamps. - Thanks."
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"They only give you, like, a six-month return window, so."
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"- You get it. - Totally."
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"Do you have, like, a great job or family money?"
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"Yeah, lots of it, I'm part of the Murphy crime family."
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"- BOTH: Oh. - Aw, damn it."
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"I am not supposed to say that."
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"We're not a crime family, okay?"
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"- We're a cream family. - Dude, it's fine."
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"Honestly, we're also involved in... cream."
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"- Organized cream. - Cool, cool."
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"- Yes. - Okay, good, right, go on."
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"Well, we're actually looking for some work right now."
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"We just got into town from Miami."
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"Where we didn't sleep with the same prostitute."
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"Yes, anyways, do you think your family needs any help?"
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"- Any big jobs coming up? - Uh, wouldn't know."
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"They don't tell me anything. They're mad at me."
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"What? Why?"
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"I used to drive for my uncle Seamus."
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"One day, he had this big cream meeting..."
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"We don't have to keep doing that."
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"Okay, cool. He was torturing some guy."
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"Anyway, I was waiting in his favorite car,"
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"but he was taking forever,"
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"so I decided to go catch a matinee of "Suicide Squad.""
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"And he was pissed that you drove off in the car?"
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"No, obviously I left the Rolls there"
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"with the keys in the ignition in case he needed it,"
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"but guess what happened?"
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"- BOTH: It got stolen. - Oh, my God."
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"- How'd you guys know? - We're just connected, Kyle."
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"Apparently, I'm a "liability" and "worthless" and "Kyle.""
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"The last one is just my name, but you should hear their tone."
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"So, you don't know about anything"
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"No, but if you know anyone"
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"who's looking to buy a lamp for really cheap,"
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"I know a guy."
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"- Oh, Kyle. - Yeah, that's it."
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"That's how they say it."
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"Can't you just forge the signatures?"
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"I'm a notary, Rosa."
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"You can't say stuff like that around me."
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"I could lose my stamp over that."
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"It's elegant."
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"It's a beautiful puzzle"
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"waiting to be cracked."
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"Every rule, every form has its purpose."
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"It all fits together,"
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"and when the puzzle is solved"
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"and you take a step back and see the big picture,"
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"Hey."
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"You seem like a real nerd."
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"Great. What do you want?"
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"To apply for a block party permit."
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"Here is form 1290."
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"Oh, wait, you trying to get a permit for this Friday?"
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"You would need..."
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"1290-B expedited request"
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"and a 1021-J adjustment waiver"
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"and a sweet, sweet P-28-P supplemental."
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"Right. There's just one problem."
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"What? No. I did absolutely everything."
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"The 1021-J has to be submitted"
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"with an approved 1290."
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"But I'm submitting the 1021-J to get the 1290 approved."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - I guess it doesn't."
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