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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Favor (S05E05)

"Those old forms are all out of circulation."
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"They should be, but someone made a mistake,"
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"and this one was never officially decertified."
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"Which means it's still valid,"
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"which means you have to process it."
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""Street closure request"
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"for the public humiliation of loose women.""
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"And, as you can see, you are required"
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"to expedite processing for the fee of one hay penny."
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"Keep the change."
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"Must be submitted by a man."
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"I know. It's a huge bummer."
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"I'd like to humiliate some hussies,"
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"and I'm in a hurry."
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"Pumping hard or hardly pumping, Gina?"
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"Uh, just so we're on the same page,"
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"i.e., how elaborate does my lie need to be?"
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"- An hour. - Okay."
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"The CIA contacted me, and there's some..."
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"Gina, you cannot use pumping as an excuse to slack off."
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"- I wasn't slacking off. - Well, you weren't here."
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"Ugh. I know. I'm sorry, I went home."
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"I was missing Iggy and I wanted to see her."
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"Oh, well, you could've just told me."
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"Yeah, but I was embarrassed."
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"I thought I'd be as incredible at being a working mom"
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"as I am at everything else I do:"
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"You don't have to keep listing things you're good at."
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"Earring-making, cabinet renovation."
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"But juggling things is hard."
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"No, you're not a Coulier, Gina."
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"Look, being a working parent is hard."
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"When my twins were born, I made Sharon"
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"keep the phone on all day just so I could listen to them."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I just realized I told you it sucks and there's no solution."
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"That's okay."
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"It's kind of nice to hear this kind of thing"
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"from another parent, so... thank you."
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"You know, I don't even think Dave Coulier juggles."
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"I Googled it. He doesn't."
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"Man... what a trip."
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"♪ Rap, rap, spitting rhymes ♪"
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"♪ Kissing shorties on the lips ♪"
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"♪ Have no fear, Mr. Rap is here ♪"
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"♪ And he will drink three beers ♪"
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"I wish he would turn the radio down."
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"You think that's the radio?"
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"That sounds like professional music to you?"
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"All music after Mahler sounds exactly like that."
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"Now, how do we expect Kyle to transfer the bug to Seamus?"
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"I got him a very expensive bottle of whiskey"
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"The transmitter's in the cork."
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"We planned for everything."
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"- What was that? - He broke the bottle."
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"He Fredo'd it."
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"Oh, so you didn't plan for everything?"
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"because I got him a backup bottle with a backup bug."
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"And... there goes the backup bottle."
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"Right, except for one thing:"
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"I also put a bug in the keys."
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"Of course he did."
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"- Don't get the reference. - "Nightmare Before Christmas.""
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"- Oh. - Shh, shh, shh."
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"- These are for you. - You found my Rolls."
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"- [LAUGHS] - I'm impressed."
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"Hey, welcome back to the family, huh?"
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"We got a lot of catching up to do."
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"Well done."
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"Well done. Thank you both."
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"We did it. We reunited a family."
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"Seamus is planning on stealing $20 million in bearer bonds"
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"from an armored truck."
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"As we speak, the block party is in full swing."
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"so the street would be closed down,"
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"forcing the armored truck to divert"
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"down a narrow abandoned alley."
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"but we changed the truck's schedule,"
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"so they hadn't picked up the bonds yet."
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"Hey, there's nothing in here."
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"That truck is as empty"
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"as Jackson Browne's running surface."
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"Empty? "Running on Empty"?"
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"- He sings that song. - Running surface?"
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"Okay, so Terry didn't like it... Charles?"
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"The point is, the truck is empty."
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"- Do you even know what we did? - No."
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"Just feeling out how close we were to calling it a day."
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"Soon, Scully. Now that Captain Holt"
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"has repaid his debt without compromising"
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"his stupid moral compass, the only thing left"
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"is for him to get his tape back,"
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"which should be happening right about... now."
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"Oh."
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"Your block party's going well."
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"Wasn't as much fun as I hoped it would be,"
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"Your tape."
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"You ever want to do business again, my door is always open."
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"Well, you should close it, lest you get moths."
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"Hey, there, sir."
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"[IRISH ACCENT] Top of the mornin' to you."
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"Oh, no. What's wrong?"
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"Why do you always assume something's wrong when I come in here?"
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"Couldn't I be bringing you good news?"
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"- Are you? - No."
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"- It's Seamus. - What do you mean?"
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"Forensics confirmed the tape he made of me"
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"was never copied. We're in the clear."
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"It's not about that."
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"talking about what went wrong with the armored car heist."
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"Kyle. It has to be him."
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"out of the blue."
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"I bet that dum-dum ran his mouth,"
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"He's gonna pay."
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"Did he say what he would do to him?"
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"No, they ran over a huge pothole and then complained"
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"about de Blasio for the next hour."
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"Yes, he needs to do something about the roads."
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"Look, I don't specifically know"
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"they're gonna do something bad to Kyle."
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