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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Favor (S05E05)

"Okay, what are you guys trying to say?"
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"- You got played so hard. - You cuck."
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"So, did you make contact with Murphy's weak link?"
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"- Diane Keaton's brother-in-law? - Yes."
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"We're real tight, but unfortunately,"
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"So... that's it, then."
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"Wait. We still have time."
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"Maybe there's a way to get Kyle back in with his family."
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"Ooh, Jake's wheels are turning."
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"Your brain baby is crowning."
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"No, it's helping. I am having a brain baby."
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"- Then push, man, push. - Breathe."
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"You can do this."
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"- You are so strong. - Ah, got it!"
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"Kyle's uncle cut him off because of that stolen car,"
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"right, but what if we could find that car"
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"Then all is forgiven. Kyle's back in the family."
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"Right, but how do we find that car?"
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"We just did a big sweep of Brooklyn chop shops."
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"Maybe Seamus's car is one of them."
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"Maybe it's in the impound lot."
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"Yes."
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"[KEYS CLACKING]"
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"Okay. Put in my password."
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"Yes, it's in the impound lot!"
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"My brain baby's a genius."
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"The source: Florence Tinj."
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"She wrote the forms."
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"- Not mine. - Yeah-huh."
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"No, dude, I make you do those for me."
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"Right, I'm so grateful to you for that."
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"on a level that we mortals can't even fathom."
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"[KNOCKS]"
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"What?"
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"Detectives Diaz and Santiago, NYPD,"
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"[CATS YOWLING]"
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"Those cats are having sex."
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"Yeah."
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"Uh, can you explain these forms to us?"
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"They seem logically flawed."
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"At first, I thought it was a mistake,"
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"but then I thought, "There's something deeper at play here.""
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"No, it's a mistake."
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"- They don't work. - What?"
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"But you wouldn't design a form"
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"that literally can't be filed."
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"Yeah, I would. I did it all the time,"
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"mostly out of spite, but also incompetence."
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"Plus, I just found out I'm dyslexic."
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"Okay. Thank you for your time."
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"Good luck with all your, uh, hoarding, Florence."
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"We're supposed to pick up Kyle in a minute."
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"We can't just bring him straight to his uncle's Rolls,"
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"or it'll seem suspicious, so we gotta figure out"
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"What if you drive by and I yell,"
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""Those two birds are having sex!""
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"and when he looks, voilà."
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"The car's right there."
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"Or I could just drive by it very slowly."
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"- Ah, also a good plan. - Okay, let's do it."
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"- [LAUGHS] Oh, my God. - What?"
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"Instead of it being cold, what if I heat it up?"
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"- [SIGHS] It is. - You know what?"
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"I think I left my wallet at home."
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"- I'm just gonna turn around. - Dude, look."
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"My favorite gamer just uploaded a new vid,"
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"and his mom is in this one."
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"and he's like, "This is my party now!""
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"Anyway, if I could make a movie,"
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"Kyle, look, two birds are having sex!"
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"Well, let's just turn around again."
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"Where are those birds?"
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"Look behind that 1980 white Rolls Royce."
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"Kyle, isn't that your uncle's car?"
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"[LAUGHS] I did it."
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"[LAUGHS] Victory dance, whoo!"
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"Oh, no, wait, stop! Don't dance in the..."
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"Ok, why are you barefoot?"
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"Same here. Fight the power."
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"Not when Captain Holt's career is on the line."
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"We have to get that permit."
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"- I mean, is anything even real? - No."
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"Odds are we exist in a computer simulation,"
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"but I don't have time to go down that rabbit hole."
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"Look, the fact that these forms are broken is a good thing."
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"It means there are many mistakes."
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"- Mistakes we can exploit. - That's right."
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"We have to read every single one and look for"
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"[ROCK MUSIC]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Because we have a huge surprise for you."
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"- You found my birth mother? - What? No."
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"- [CAR HORN HONKS] - [LAUGHS]"
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"Yeah, after we dropped you at the hospital,"
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"we went back and stole it for you."
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"Now you can give it to your uncle."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He's gonna finally let me back in the family."
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"Fabien, Marco,"
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"I don't know how I can ever repay you."
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"Oh, don't worry about it. It was nothing."
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"No, it was everything."
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"You guys believe in me, and honestly, it saved my life."
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"Remember the other day at the bar when we first met?"
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"I was all alone and having some pretty dark thoughts."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Oh, went somewhere different than I thought."
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"- I'm glad that you kept rapping? - Thanks."
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"You're the two best dudes I've ever known."
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"That's nice. And hey, guess what?"
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"I was gonna say you're a great guy, too,"
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"but I'm sorry I keep teeing that up."
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"- But you're looking for her? - Sure."
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"Oh, hello, Muriel."
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"Ugh. The block party girls."
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"Look, I told you, your forms don't work."
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"- You're not getting the permit. - Right."
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"But we had a different permit in mind."
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"This is form 8, as in the eighth form"
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"ever written for the city of New York."
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