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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Lottery (S03E03)

"Jesus, just get on with it."
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"I don't have time for the preamble."
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"Garrett's being rude to the customers."
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"A few of them left before buying lottery tickets."
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"- What? - I thought you might want to know"
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"since you're trying to sell more tickets than Colleen."
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"Thank you for letting me know."
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"This is helpful."
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"Also, Elias has been stealing discontinued light bulbs."
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"I hate tattletales!"
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"Laurie Neustadt's office. This is Skye."
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"- Uh, yes, hi, um, is she in? - Who is calling?"
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"Amy Dubanowski."
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"She's not available right now. Can I take a message?"
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"Um, yeah, could you just let her know that..."
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"No, no, sorry, is she there?"
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"No, she's not available."
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"Because you asked who was calling,"
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"and only then did you say she was unavailable"
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"which implies, to me, that she is available;"
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"she just doesn't want to take our call."
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"Um, she's just not available."
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"Listen, Skye. I think you're lying to me."
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"So why don't you do your job and get her on the phone?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I don't really know what I'm doing."
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"she's a friend of my dad's friend and..."
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"You know what, I'm sorry."
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"This really isn't my phone call."
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"Take it away, Amy."
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"Uh, hey, uh, Syke?"
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"- It's Amy again. - Hi."
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"Um, you're doing great."
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"- Thank you. - You're doing really great."
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"Listen, could you just tell her that I called?"
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"Okay, and what is this regarding?"
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"Um, it's regarding me asking for a raise."
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"Oh, um, well, if it's just about a raise,"
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"Laurie has a protocol for that."
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"Money."
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"No matter how much you make, it never seems like enough."
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"But with a little planning, you'll see that a budget"
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"♪ Oh, what a night Oh, what a night ♪"
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"♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night, and the feeling's right ♪"
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"We'll call her Penny Wise."
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"Oh, because she's a killer clown that lives in the sewer?"
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"What? No."
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"What, wait, I don't think so."
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"I don't see any expense for food."
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"I mean, personally, I... I like food."
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"Anybody else a food person?"
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"Wow, almost all of you."
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"Well, there's $100 under "other.""
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"That's probably for food."
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"So we're supposed to live on under $4 a day for food?"
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"Just don't go eating lobster."
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"Or just get one lobster and just eat it"
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"a little bit at a time over the course of several weeks."
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"That's what I do."
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"There's no line for"
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"child care, or going to the doctor."
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"Probably because they're just planning on us"
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"not getting sick, right?"
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"I eat two-week-old unrefrigerated lobster."
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"I'm going to get sick."
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"So, I just managed to get us a reservation tonight"
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"O'Brien's Osteria?"
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"It wasn't easy, by the way. They don't have a host"
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"the owner at a spin class."
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"totally ditching me in your lottery fantasy world."
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"Could be, but I won't be ditching you"
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"as we go home to watch the Hallmark romantic comedy"
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"of your choosing,"
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"and I won't poke holes in any of the stories."
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"- the girl's childhood pen pal? - Nope."
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"That's, that's just a..."
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"wonderful coincidence."
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"What else can we do to have luxury on a budget?"
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"Sometimes, I pee in the shower."
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"It helps save toilet water."
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"It's not why I do it, but it's a plus."
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"I do it to wash my feet. Urine is sterile."
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"I save my bathwater to water"
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"We could cut down on things like lotto tickets."
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"Or buy more lotto tickets, depending on whether we win or not."
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"My friend, Corona, just keeps her webcams on"
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"all day in her bedroom and her bathroom."
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"She makes thousands of dollars."
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"You could be on the lookout for loose coins."
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"Vending machines, couch cushions,"
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"the ground near parking meters, fountains."
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"ABG. Always Be Gathering."
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"Or, what if this company just gave us a little bit"
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"more money so we wouldn't have to scrounge"
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"for money like street urchins?"
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"This one guy paid Corona $10,000"
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"to fart on a cake."
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"Oh, well, uh..."
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"Okay, moving on. Section three, Social Services."
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"Uncle Sam has your food. Now go get it!"
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"While you were at the meeting I was checking out"
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"Laurie's Instagram to see how unavailable she is."
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"What?"
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""Nice day for a drive, a golfing drive,"
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"'cause this minx is hitting the links.""
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"The course is not that far from here."
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"You could just happen to run into her"
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"and then bring up the raise."
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"and then hunting her down while she's playing golf"
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"might come off as a little pushy."
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"It would come off as a lot pushy."
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"But pushy people are the ones that get what they want."
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"You got to have chutzpah."
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"Okay, fine. But you're coming with me."
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"- Deal. - God, you're annoying."
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"- Annoying or pushy? - Annoying."
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"Went with 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42."
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"You picked the numbers from "Lost.""
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"Yeah, are you a fan?"
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"No. Take your business elsewhere."
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