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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Lottery (S03E03)

"Hey, you're scaring off customers."
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"I'm scaring off gambling addicts."
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"Oh, and you don't care about the $5,000 bonus"
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"Oh, boy, you think I'm that gullible?"
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"Hey, Sandra, how much does the employee"
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"$5,000."
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"Look, even if that was true, which I don't believe it is,"
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"you think I'm just going to start hauling ass"
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"that I'm going to sell the winning ticket?"
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"Damn it. All right, come on, people."
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"You can't win if you don't play."
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"Let's see what you got here."
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"We should have a saltwater pool on the yacht."
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"Not to swim in, just to be like,"
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"And we should hire someone to bury treasure for us,"
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"We are done with land."
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"You guys know you wouldn't get all 30 million if you won, right?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, if you want it all at once, you'd get 18."
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"And then, after taxes, 11. So that's 5 1/2 each."
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"5 1/2 million?"
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"I guess that's something, right?"
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"Oh, is that her over there, by the tree?"
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"No, that doesn't look anything like her, either."
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"Do you just think all white women look the same?"
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"No."
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"I think all these white women look the same."
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"Just keep your eyes peeled. Tell me if you see her."
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"Well, I mean, that's going to be tough."
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"At these speeds, everything is just a blur."
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"Shut up. I'm not used to these things."
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"Not everyone grew up going to country clubs."
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"like, spoiled rich kid who spent all of his time"
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"playing tennis and golf."
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"All right, well, what did you grow up playing?"
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"- Mostly tennis and some golf. - Uh..."
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"And I was a pretty decent skier."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, wait, is that her over there?"
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"No, again, that's just..."
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"Oh, wait, yeah, no, that is her."
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"Yeah, yeah, it is her. Okay, here we go."
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"I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up when we get there."
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"Attention shoppers, come buy your lottery ticket"
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"at customer service right now."
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"There are some people who say the lottery is basically a tax"
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"on lower income, less educated people."
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"But you know who doesn't say that?"
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"People who win the lottery."
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"There you go, got to be in it to win it, girl."
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"Myrtle, what are you doing here?"
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"- Playing the numbers. - How you been?"
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"Oh, I've been doing just fine."
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"I got a job collecting cans and bottles from the trash."
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"- Oh. - It's not bad."
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"There's some competition, but"
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"I just have to get there at 3:00 a.m."
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"Yeah, wow."
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"Hey, you know what? Um..."
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"why don't you give me these and I'll give you the cash?"
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"Okay? Uh..."
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"That's even more than I thought."
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"- I hope you win. - Me too."
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"The nights at the motel are starting to add up."
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"Yeah."
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"So we're just going to say"
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"that we happened to be here golfing,"
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"and that we ran into her, and then I'll just segue"
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"- into talking about the raise. - Got it."
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"Do you want to go over some possible segues?"
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"Uh, no, I think I'll just find it."
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"Okay, all right, but you know, just... just in case,"
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"uh, speaking of golf greens,"
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"So dumb."
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"You know what really tees me off?"
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"Low pay."
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"Um, speaking of a hole-in-one..."
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"Oh, yeah, you're going to kill it."
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"- Uh oh, she's moving. - Laurie!"
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"Hey, Laurie! Laurie!"
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"Watch out for the hill right here."
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"Hey! Hi, Laurie!"
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"I thought that was you."
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"Oh, Amy, Amy, Amy. Watch out!"
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"It doesn't seem like anything is broken,"
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"But just to be safe, I'm going to need you not to move."
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"Laurie, I am so sorry."
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"I was trying to pull up next to you,"
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"but it is very possible that someone cut my break lines."
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"Okay. Can I get up please?"
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"I'm sorry for the wait."
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"They don't let us drive the truck on the grass."
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"Well, while we're waiting, and... and speaking of"
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"not being able to move, I too have had trouble moving."
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"Lately. Past the poverty line."
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"No, no way, no, what are you doing?"
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"So I would love... no, actually, I think I deserve"
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"I'm sorry, are you actually"
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"asking me for a raise right now?"
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"- Of course not right now... - Yes, yes."
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"That is what I'm doing."
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"Unless for some reason"
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"I'm not allowed to, like, medically speaking."
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"No, no, no, not medically."
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"But if you're asking me if it's a good idea"
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"right now to ask for a raise..."
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"No, I wasn't asking your opinion."
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"- I just needed the info. - Okay."
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"With the highest lottery jackpot in 20 years,"
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"- 4... - Nope."
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"- 8... - Nope."
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"- 15... - Nope."
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"- Dina, we sold 12,742 tickets. - Yes!"
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"Suck it, Colleen, you pink ribbon wearing bitch."
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"If her jaw wasn't wired shut, I'd make her eat trash!"
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"So this was about Colleen from Bel-Ridge."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Pretty sure I know the answer"
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"to this question, but, uh, there's no bonus, is there?"
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"No, Sandra. You're not a part of this."
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"And now, for our mega jackpot winning number..."
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