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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Lottery (S03E03)

"for like, animals or orphans or something."
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"Ooh, someone's all dressed up."
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"Family court?"
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"No, I'm asking Glenn for a raise."
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"It's just, between the divorce"
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"and putting money away for Emma's college,"
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"and my car just started making this, like, maaaa sound."
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"So it's like, what am I supposed to do?"
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"Wait a minute, are you actually nervous?"
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"- This is Glenn, he loves you. - I know, it's just, like,"
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"See, this is the problem. Women aren't socialized"
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"to advocate for higher wages despite the fact that..."
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"Mm-hmm, I'm going to need you to turn off podcast mode."
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"Thanks."
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"Fair enough."
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"- 3, 22. - Oh, those are good."
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"Those are like, the random ones"
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"Okay."
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"Chey, of course."
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"You'd be my friend from my poor life"
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"who keeps me grounded."
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"But, then again, I don't know if I want to keep"
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"a poor person around, just bumming everyone out."
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"Ugh."
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"We could buy our tickets together"
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"- and whoever wins, we split it. - Cool, let's do it."
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"Oh, my God, what if I pick"
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"Hey, so, uh, before. That wasn't anything, right?"
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"Like, of course I wouldn't just ditch you if I won the lottery."
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"Yeah, I know, I was just giving you a hard time."
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"Okay, good, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know."
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"I wasn't, like, saying what I would do."
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"I was just talking, like, wildest fantasies."
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"I'm not in your wildest fantasies."
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"a hypothetical world where you're not there."
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"- So dead in your fantasy. - No, no, no, no."
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"I just meant, no, it's like an alternate timeline"
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"where, like, you never existed in the first place."
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"Okay, seriously, stop."
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"I can't take this much romance."
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"could we talk about something?"
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"Oh, well I have a chance right now."
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"- Shoot. - Oh, um..."
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"But, or now. No-no-no, now's good."
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"- Now's great yeah. - Now, okay."
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"Uh, so..."
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"Uh, as you know..."
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"Well, I mean, before I... before I go there,"
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"Uh, I feel like, um,"
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"I feel like I've... I've proven myself to be"
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"uh, reliable, and pretty sturdy,"
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"Um, well, sturdy's not really the word..."
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"Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry."
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"Do you just sit down and put your feet on it,"
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"or double over and grab onto it for dear life?"
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"Well, that's annoying."
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"- I know, right? - Why are you agreeing with me?"
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"Sorry."
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""Biggest jackpot ever."
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"Wonder who's gonna sell the most tickets.""
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"with her smug cancer survivor smirk."
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"Why are some women so quick to judge other women?"
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"I don't know."
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"- Beat her at her own game. - Uh-huh."
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"Don't say "uh-huh.""
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"I don't know why I do it."
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"Without going into too many details,"
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"the Squatty Potty basically saved our marriage."
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"I want a raise!"
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"I'm sorry, that was bad timing."
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"I was looking for a pause in the conversation."
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"Okay, well, I will give it a try."
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"Yeah, though you won't want to."
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"was made district manager, I'm not allowed"
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"to give raises anymore. Or hugs."
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"Yeah, no, I, uh..."
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"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought that up."
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"Aw, Amy. Come here."
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"Nope, I can't do that."
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"Look, why don't we hug ourselves,"
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"- and then imagine it? - No, I'm okay."
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"- Here you go. - Okay."
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"There you... there you go."
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"♪"
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"I know we're not going to win, but if we do,"
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"should we get our money up-front or in installments?"
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"Hmm, I don't know."
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"Like, maybe a robot that plays music"
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"and is also your dentist and stuff."
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"Or a yacht, but the captain is an ape wearing a sailor hat."
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"If we get a yacht, do you think we can get"
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"- Mariah Carey to perform on it? - Oh, yeah."
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"I want her to sing all of her songs,"
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"Go cut up some cucumber for our water.""
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"Yes!"
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"Not only did you not get the raise,"
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"while holding a toilet accessory."
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"I'm sorry, how is this okay?"
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"Isn't there a problem with people eating these?"
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"Yeah, that's not good. So wait, hold on, that's it?"
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"- Well, what more can I do? - Take it to Laurie."
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"the next time she's here."
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"Ooh, vanilla flavored."
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"Now I kind of want to try one."
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"You can't keep waiting around"
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"for the perfect time to ask for a raise"
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"Yeah, but,"
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"My mouth is watering. I can't be around these."
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"For the next number, uh, 30? 31?"
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"There's really no wrong answer."
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"30. No, no, no, no, 31."
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"- Great, 31 it is. - No, no, no, mm-mm."
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"You sounded like you weren't too into that."
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"Was 31 a mistake?"
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"- What would you do? - Well, it's tough."
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"Because if you pick 30, you're not gonna win."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But if you pick 31,"
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"So it really depends on how you want to not win."
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"Wait, no, it was 31 the whole time."
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"about women not supporting other women..."
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