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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Health Fund (S03E03)

"A root beer fixes everything."
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"It'll clean your toilet."
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"It's kind of the perfect food."
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"You need antibiotics,"
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"not useless home remedies."
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"Says the guy who drinks apple cider vinegar every morning."
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"No, no. That's good."
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"That has, um..."
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"It's... I'm gonna look up the article."
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"- Oh... - It's a bug repellant,"
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"It heals cuts. My grandma's using it"
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"- to shrink her moles. - Well your grandma's a moron."
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"Well the moles are shrinking, Dina,"
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"so who's the moron?"
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"You don't mess with moles. You see a doctor."
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"Sounds like someone's had some work done."
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"That's very Beverly Hills of you."
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"and we caught it early so guess who has two thumbs"
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"Apple cider vinegar has good enzymes."
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"We appreciate your patience."
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"Please state your reason for requesting a"
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"dermatologist."
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"Uh, I have a mole on my, um..."
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"You know."
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"I didn't get that."
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"Yeah, I'm not comfortable talking to a lady."
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"Is there a male robot I could talk to?"
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"I didn't get that."
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"It's on my bathing suit area."
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"I didn't get that."
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"Could I just make an appointment? Please."
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"The next appointment with a dermatologist is..."
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"June 17, 2018."
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"That's six months away."
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"If you are finished with your call"
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"please press five or hang up."
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"Please hold for a quick survey."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Oh, hey, what sounds more like a real charity,"
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"The Mateo Project, or the Liwanag League?"
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"This is crazy."
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"We shouldn't have to invent a charity"
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"every single time an employee"
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"needs money to see a doctor."
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"The Mateo Project."
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"Really? I think the Liwanag League."
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"I mean, scrambling to pull money together"
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"before we get sick, but planning ahead"
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"just really isn't our style."
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"No, you were right, Mateo Project."
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"Wait, no, that's actually a really good idea."
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"we could create our own health fund."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Right?"
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"You just did it. You..."
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"- I mean... - Okay."
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"So many brilliant minds have tried before you"
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"savant with a few business school credits."
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"Jonah, where are you going?"
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"Together we could solve immigration."
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"I could lose my license, go to jail."
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"Okay, sorry."
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"So, you looking to get wasted or just a nice clean high?"
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"Um, just... antibiotics."
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"A.B.'s, old school, I feel you."
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"The thing about pills is they're so tiny,"
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"they're hard to keep track of."
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"Sometimes I miscount."
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"So bad."
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"Lipitor, Lipitor, Lipitor."
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"You know, what the hell?"
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"Does that look like Oxy or a SweeTart to you?"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't know. That's a headscratcher."
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"Mm. Oh, here we go."
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"- Expired amoxicillin. - Okay."
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"- How much do I owe you? - What?"
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"Are you crazy? You don't just hand me the money."
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"Behind the Just for Men. Medium Dark Brown."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, howdy-do."
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"with a PB and J minus the PB?"
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"We were just talking about how my boyfriend Jerry's doing."
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"- Oh. - He has a vegetal growth"
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"on his teeth due to the coma, and uh..."
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"Hey, remember how before we were talking about melanomas."
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"How do you know if a mole is one of those?"
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"Well, there's lots of warning signs."
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"Is it getting bigger?"
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"Sometimes it gets bigger."
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"Sometimes it gets smaller..."
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"depending on factors."
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"Definitely not."
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"Besides, I got a doctor's appointment in six months so..."
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"If it's cancer and they catch it early,"
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"But the longer you wait,"
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"they got to cut deeper"
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"Ow."
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"we would each contribute 20 bucks a month,"
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"Slow your roll."
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"This sounds like a pyramid scheme."
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"Guys, this is not a pyramid scheme, okay?"
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"A pyramid scheme needs to recruit."
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"This... what's... this is..."
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"Technically, this is recruiting, but..."
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"Oh, I think this is going really well."
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"Well I smell socialism,"
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"High literacy rates, low infant mortality,"
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"increased quality of life, fjords."
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"Hey, guys, look. I know that this idea"
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"and that it's totally naive."
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"Thank you, Amy."
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"like a really good idea."
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"Thank you."
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"You know what, I'm in too."
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"If it is a pyramid scheme,"
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"ahead of all these suckers."
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"That is sound logic, Marcus."
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"You know what, keep them coming."
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"Spread the word."
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