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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Health Fund (S03E03)

"Sorry it's so damp."
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"Thank you."
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"Wait, so nobody thinks"
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"that this is problematic?"
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"_"
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"Oh, my God."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Uh, you told me to stop by for my review."
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"Yeah, well, now's not a good time, so come back later."
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"Okay."
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"So excited about this."
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"I can finally get my inhaler."
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"I'm glad it all worked out."
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"I just couldn't put the money together before."
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"I reduced my shifts because of Jerry,"
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"and I had to pay to put one of my cats down."
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"She ate one of my other cats."
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"Well, I don't know what to say to that,"
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"but I'm glad that it all worked out with the inhaler."
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"Thanks."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"All right."
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"God, it feels good to help, you know."
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"Word must be getting around."
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"To like actually accomplish something,"
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"even when the haters are calling you naive."
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"how Obama felt when he passed Obamacare."
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"I'm sorry, this is so awkward."
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"Here, this will help, I'm sure."
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"What... what are you doing?"
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"- Hey, it's my pleasure. - No, I..."
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"- look at my rig, is that it? - No, I just..."
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"You think your penis is better than mine?"
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"- No, I... - Go on, look at it."
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"Do me a kindness, Glenn,"
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"and look at my penis."
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"Do it."
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"- Sorry. - Yeah."
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"I'm excited to get my cholesterol checked."
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"Last time was ten years ago, and it was over 300."
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"I wish we had this in place when I fell."
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"I had to have all of this... done at a vet."
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"Yeah, Jonah's pretty smart, huh?"
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"Well, I mean, it wasn't really that big of a deal."
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"We were just discussing our healthcare situation,"
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"and we came up with it."
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"Oh, so you helped him think of it?"
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"No. No, no, no, Jonah is definitely the one"
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"who took the ball and ran with it."
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"I'm just the one who like... I don't know..."
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"like invented the ball or whatever."
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"I know what this is."
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"You're going through a divorce."
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"that you usually are."
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"- No, that's not what I... - Guys."
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"Play along. She needs this."
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"- You did it. - Oh, my God, thank you."
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"- No. - See?"
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"You're important too."
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"Oh."
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"- I can feel it fizzing. - Oh, yeah."
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"That means it's working."
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"Oh, that's good root beer."
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"- What is that? - That's a mole."
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"That's what it looks like."
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"You've just drawn a circle on a piece of paper."
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"This doesn't tell me anything."
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"Just let me take a look at the mole."
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"Can we please just do it this way?"
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"Listen, I have seen literally hundreds of penises."
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"going on with your junk that would faze me."
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"Okay, um..."
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"Okay, but can we please do it"
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"without me having to see your vagina?"
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"I think we can do it that way."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"Have you signed Jonah's card yet?"
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"- What card? - A "Thank you" card"
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"for coming up with the idea for the health fund."
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"I like to keep it light."
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"The whole health fund idea,"
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"'Cause I'm just remembering that..."
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"I was there, and I think I'm the one who suggested it."
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"No, I didn't, but it was my idea."
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"And just because the seed doesn't become the plant,"
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"I don't know what plant"
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"everybody would be freaking out about."
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"Oh, of course, the ghost orchid."
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"But I think I do know what you're getting at here."
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"Sure. Hold on a sec."
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"Attention Cloud 9 employees"
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"just to be clear, the health fund"
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"So, if you're thanking me,"
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"please remember to also thank Amy as well."
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"She's just as responsible for all of this as I am."
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"No, I... No "thank you" s, just the truth."
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"for credit, and I just..."
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"you kind of put me in that position."
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"Yeah, the health fund is a total disaster."
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"We're in a lot of trouble."
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"This is absurd."
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"I don't want you to associate my penis with my face."
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"But I can still see your face."
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"Well, pretend there's another guy in here."
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"- Oh, God. - He's a little fella,"
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"and his penis is the same height as mine."
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"And I'm just leaning over his back so you still see my face,"
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"and he doesn't say a word because I threatened"
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"to fire him if he made a peep."
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"- Okay? - I can pretend that."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, so in the first"
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"The claims just kept coming,"
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"and, you know, it's like that opening in "Star Wars""
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"where the words zoom past you."
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"And at first it's cool,"
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"but eventually you just can't keep up."
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"Wait, Sandra alone has"
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"sciatica, fibromyalgia, leaky gut syndrome,"
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"this just keeps going."
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