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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Health Fund (S03E03)

"how many things do you have wrong with you?"
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"Well, what about Marcus?"
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"He shouldn't be in Group A."
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"His leg is messed up."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That looks infected."
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"Not a chance. Every night I soak it"
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"in my apartment complex's hot tub,"
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"and chlorine will kill anything."
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"Okay, guys, I know it's not perfect..."
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"I'm feeling a sense..."
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"It's complicated."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Hold up."
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"So if I'm Platinum Select,"
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"No, no, if you want things in the Gryffindor tier,"
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"you need to upgrade either to the Platinum Ultra"
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"or the Platinum Blue."
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"- Okay. - I have a question."
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"Who gave you the right to play God?"
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"All I said was the fund can't pay for a live-in nurse."
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"That doesn't mean I want to let Jerry die."
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"Right, you're just not willing to lift a finger to help him."
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"Understood loud and clear."
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"it's like, "What?""
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"Guys, we're making it too difficult."
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"Cover everything, exclude no one, and make it affordable."
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"- Come on. - Why didn't we think of that."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"It seems to me the problem is"
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"but no one wants to put in more money than they're going to take out."
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"Yes, exactly. Thank you."
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"So my suggestion would be,"
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"to complete a series of "Ninja Warrior" type"
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"Mm, see, I was with you for so long."
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"Okay, how about if you can jump on a table then you're in."
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"- No, we're not doing that. - Works for me."
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"There's no way you can jump on a table."
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"I think this guy needs to jump on a table."
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"Yeah, I think if you can do it,"
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"- Wait, what? - Isaac!"
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"Isaac! Isaac!"
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"Isaac! Isaac! Isaac!"
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"Oh!"
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"putting superglue on an open wound?"
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"Mm, yeah, probably."
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"Bodies are weird."
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"Ah, hey."
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"How about that jump, huh?"
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"- Real high, buddy. - All right."
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"- Oh, God. - Shoot, I'm stuck."
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"Hey, dude, looks like your lucky day."
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"Probably like a hundred bucks in there."
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"That is amazing"
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"that people are so generous."
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"Yeah, customers, employees, everyone just pitched in."
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"I'm gonna buy that faux Gucci messenger bag."
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"Excuse you, my body, my choice."
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"That was a really bad idea you had."
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"What was your thing again?"
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"You were a seed?"
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"I don't know. It made sense at the time."
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"- Yes, it made perfect sense. - Walk me through"
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"- that metaphor. - The seed..."
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"- Uh-huh. - Then the..."
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"- It blooms. - It doesn't matter."
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"- So you were the seed... - Who cares, it's in the past."
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"- Drink your beer. - Hey."
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"Hey, guys, what're you doing?"
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"hiding out until everyone stops being pissed at us."
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"- Can I join you? - Uh..."
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"- There you are. - Ah, thank you."
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"This is nice."
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"Mm."
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"- Cheers. - Yahtzee."
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"Hm."
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"My derm's taking forever getting back to me."
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"Classic derm."
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"What if it is cancer?"
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"The Sturgis genes will die with me."
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"I never had kids."
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"Well, I mean, I fostered, but you know,"
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"none straight out of the doodle."
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"Well, there's still time."
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"Jerusha's still got a few years left,"
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"and there's always science."
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"In a few years we'll probably all have pig organs."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Oh."
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"You're in the clear. It's not melanoma."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I should get back to work."
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"Dina."
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"You're welcome."
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"Never forget that I have this."
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"I'm gonna have a baby."
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"Oh."
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"Okay, I can't help it. I have an ear infection."
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"You know, whenever I get one of those,"
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"I put a little garlic oil in my ear."
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"It takes away the sting, and you get to smell like the Pope."
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"I'm telling you, a little VapoRub on a Q-tip and..."
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"Again with the VapoRub."
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"It's a miracle drug!"
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"Oh, why don't you go to a doctor?"
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"Our deductible is $4,000, so no."
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"We don't have the best health insurance."
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"I get ear infections all the time, okay?"
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"It will go away."
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"I've had cavity for over a year."
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"I just put a little candle wax in it to hold me over"
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"until I win the lottery."
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"That's horrifying."
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"It's not so bad once the nerve is dead."
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"You got to rub breast milk on it."
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"Breast milk helps anything."
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"The problem is just finding breast milk."
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"right here in the store?"
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"Yeah, or root beer."
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