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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tableau Vivant (S03E03)

"You were very quiet all the way home."
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"Are you upset at me because I honked at that old lady?"
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"Normally we leave the honking to the driver, but I'm used to it."
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"Is it because of the sandwich?"
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"You maybe could've eaten half of it, said a couple of nice things."
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"It's just a sandwich, Jay."
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"It's not about the delicious sandwich, Gloria."
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"It's about being respectful of a person's feelings."
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"But I was just being honest."
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"You don't have to be honest about every little thing in a relationship."
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"Some things you say, some things you don't."
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"Oh. What are the things that you don't say?"
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"Gloria, I really don't want to do this anymore. Oh, really?"
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"But you cannot just try to teach me a lesson and then not- Okay, fine."
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"I don't say this, but it ..."
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"bothers me a little bit that you're just a tiny bit loud."
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"Loud? Not all the time."
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"Only when you- you know, when you talk."
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"So I embarrass you? Gloria."
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"All right. Buckle up. Oh."
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"I'm gonna go and try to do the laundry,"
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"and I'm gonna do it very quietly so I don't bother you."
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"Maybe Manny can help me."
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"Manny. I get it."
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"Manny. I get it."
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"Now you're not even making any noise."
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"Okay, this is way too many grapes."
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"And this spoon is modern day, so if we use it,"
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"everyone at the table has to react in shock at the spoon from the future."
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"And that went down the drain."
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"And you need a nap."
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"You need a nap."
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"I got it. Ooh, I lost it. Shoot."
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"Let me know if I can eliminate any distractions for you."
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"I got it. No, I got a finger on it. There it is. Oh, lost it again."
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"Maybe you should just wait until it comes to you."
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"You know, make it the captain of its own spoon platoon."
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"I understand the point you're making, Claire, but-"
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"Oh, now I'm stuck."
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"Yeah, Cam. You are stuck. You are stuck on a philosophy that clearly doesn't work."
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"Sometimes you need to say "no" to a child."
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"Yeah, and sometimes you need to say "no" to an adult."
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"No, Claire, no. I don't need help raising my child."
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"Oh, okay. Sorry."
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"Guess I do have a lot to learn."
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"Right now, I'm looking forward to learning if you will get your arm out of there ..."
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"before Lily gets to the garbage disposal switch."
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"Um- Lily, sweetie?"
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"I would. But I would probably just say no ..."
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"and shred her confidence and mangle her self-esteem."
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"Okay, fine. I'm sorry. Stop her! Stop her! What to do? What to do?"
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"- Sweetie! Claire! - What to do?"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"Yes! Ohh."
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"Ohh."
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"You think that's funny, don't you?"
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"Yes. Well, it's wicked, Claire. It's wicked."
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"Come on. We're leaving, Lily. Lily!"
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"It's living art. We stay perfectly still for 90 seconds, basically doing nothing."
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"Sounds like my first wife. I don't know. She always moved for me."
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"Long as you both agree it was only 90 seconds."
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"Two nerds with one stone!"
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"I love working in an office."
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"Is that your brother-in-law? I thought you fired him."
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"- I did. Before work. - Then what's he doin' here?"
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"Is he disgruntled? He looks disgruntled."
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"Hey. How's it goin'? Hey."
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"Hey, listen. Okay, I know this is uncomfortable,"
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"but we really need to talk about my future here."
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"But I- I thought we- No, I know, I know."
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"I led you to believe that I'd be able to stay on here indefinitely and-"
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"Okay, okay. Don't get all blinky."
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"Oh. it's not all bad news, okay?"
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"Okay, great."
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"Could you jump on the elevator with me real quick? Yes, yes."
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"Oh, my goodness. I probably need some empty boxes, don't I?"
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"There was something else. What was it? I know it's in there."
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"Oh, yeah. You're fired. What? Fired?"
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"What's goin' on with these things?"
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"You tryin' to open 'em? Mm-hmm."
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"- I don't even like this job. - That can't be safe."
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"- Someone trapped in there? - The guy they fired."
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"- Oh, the lazy guy? - Lazy?"
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"You handed in a couple of things late. I should've warned you."
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"I'm terrible at breaking bad news."
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"Then why did you come over to my house and tell me how great I was?"
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"That was me trying to fire you."
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"I haven't felt like this since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago."
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"- Someone stuck again? - That lawyer with the attitude they just fired."
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"They said it was your attitude, like you were doing us a favor."
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"I was doing you a favor."
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"- Why didn't he take the stairs like everyone else? - Lazy."
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"Don't worry. He can't get you."
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"Two hours I was stuck in there, with an entire office of people staring at me."
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"L- I finally had to lie down."
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"Didn't help my reputation."
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"Figures."
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"You guys nailed it."
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"Dude, that was surreal. Get it?"
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"Dad, come on. We have a minute to set up!"
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"Where are Mitchell and Cam?"
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"Hey, Manny. Thanks for what you said before about the flag."
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"It really got me thinking. I knew you had a conscience, Luke."
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"You didn't. Yep."
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"And thanks to you, I had them move the ceremony to right under the flag."
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"I'll sign a picture for you."
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"- Oh, there you are. I was afraid you weren't coming. - It was a discussion."
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"If we weren't gonna show up, we would have clearly let you know ..."
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"and not humiliated you in public."
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"If it's any consolation, the lawyer we hired to replace you ..."
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"Be thankful you have two. I almost lost one today."
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"Stop being such a baby. She was nowhere near that switch."
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"Why are you looking at me? Am I too loud?"
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"- Is that what everybody thinks? - What?"
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"- There's a backstory here you don't want to know about. - I want turkey."
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"Save your appetite, baby girl."
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"And don't forget, afterwards we're goin' to Lenny's for a bite to eat."
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"More than a bite, if you value my feelings."
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"Oh, great. We get to see Maxine."
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"What? You know Maxine too?"
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