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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tableau Vivant (S03E03)

"- Oh, we all know Maxine. - Love."
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"Second best hugger in the world after Mr. Burt Reynolds. Story to follow."
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"Guys, this will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold your poses."
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"I really want to impress Mr. Gorgeous."
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"Jarvis! Shut up!"
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"Hey, Mitch, I know this isn't a good time."
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"I just want you to know, I'm really-"
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"I know, Phil. You're really sorry, okay?"
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"But this is gonna take me a little time to get over, all right?"
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"Actually, I was gonna say I'm really gonna need your parking pass."
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"will be Alex Dunphyis interpretation ..."
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"of Norman Rockwell's].943 painting Freedom from Want."
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"- With a medal around my neck. - Shh!"
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"I want turkey. Lily, no!"
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"She doesn't understand that word. Cram it, Claire."
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"Control your child, Cam. it's not that difficult. I've raised three."
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"Cam!"
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"Why don't you ask Haley what time she got home last night?"
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"Uncle Cam! Sorry, dear. Collateral damage."
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"- What is he talking about? - Shh!"
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"Your arms are shaking. Oh, yeah."
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"I'm sure that the great Maxine can do a better job!"
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"You can criticize my parenting all you like, Cam,"
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"but my son just won a medal."
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"- For a fire he started. - Luke, is that true?"
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"- Ow! - A y, how long? It's getting heavy."
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"You're not getting that parking pass back. I tried to let you down easy."
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"You don't know how to talk to people, Phil."
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"It's just like when Claire didn't even know you dumped her."
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"What? When did Dad dump you?"
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"I am losing it! Just a few more seconds!"
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"I want turkey. Lily, no!"
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"We really are trying to not say that word."
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"B-minus."
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"But there was a silver lining."
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""L expected more, Alex.""
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"Alex!"
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"I can't take another minute of Cam."
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"You know, I'm not even sure I believe all these new parenting theories,"
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"but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let her tell me they're wrong."
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"We are not going to dinner."
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"I tried that sandwich."
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"It's not that good. You're not missing anything."
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"I sure won't miss seeing Luke and that stupid medal."
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"I play by the rules. Where's my medal?"
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"In fairness, you can be a little quick to give advice."
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"Yeah, but if you're not careful, it can come off a little ... know-it-all-y."
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"That's not a word."
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"What you mean to say is it can come off like I know it all."
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"Have I always been this way? It's why I wanted to break up with you."
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"The word "fired" doesn't even apply."
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"Okay, sweetie. Maybe you should just let it go."
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"Like I always say, it's better to carry a tune than a grudge."
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"Okay, you never said that, but-"
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"And what about this grudge you're holding against Claire?"
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"I don't see you trading that in for a tune."
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"That is completely different. She insulted my parenting skills."
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"Which, you have to admit, you can be pretty defensive about."
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"N-No, no. Mm-mmm, no."
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"These are- These are not equal."
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"No, you have no idea what it feels like to be fired."
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"Yes, I do. I've been fired. Everyone has."
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"Not me."
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"Never? No. Nope."
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"I've always been very good at what I do."
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"So then maybe what you're feeling ..."
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"is a little insecure about your work for the first time."
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"That's hogwash."
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"As someone who's seen actual hogwash, I can assure you that it's not."
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"I don't know why you're so bothered by Maxine. She's nice."
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"Oh, good. Why don't you, Jay and Maxine live together eating sandwiches forever?"
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"Can I float a theory here, Mom?"
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"You sound like you're jealous. A y, please."
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"I just don't like the way they talk to each other."
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"And the little jokes, and she knows everything about his life."
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"Is that jealous?"
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"A y, my poor sisters."
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"Just you? I thought the whole family was swinging by."
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"Who knows what they're doin'? Right now they're all sniping at each other."
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"Ah, who needs 'em? Right. As long as I have you, Maxine-"
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"I'm off in five. Hey, Luke."
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"What's with all the hardware?"
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"Well, he set fire to his school and lied about it."
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"You know, they give medals for anything these days. it's going back tomorrow."
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"He doesn't get a lot of medals."
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"I just really need one of these today."
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"Don't hold back. Ohh."
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"My girls. There they are."
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"Hello, hello."
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"Hey, Cam. Hey!"
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"Come on in."
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"- I, uh- I appreciate your coming. - Yeah."
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"Here she is. Look who made it."
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"Hola, Maxine. So nice to see you."
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"It's Jay Pritchetts all around."
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"Gloria, if you want your sandwich without anchovies, I won't be offended."
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"Ohh."
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"Hey. Yeah?"
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"- Hey, man. - ls the repair guy here?"
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"He's workin' on it. Um-"
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"Listen, uh, it's Katie's birthday- Skip's assistant."
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"Big 3-0. Still no ring."
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"- You woke me up to tell me that? - No. I grabbed you some cake."
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"Oh. Sure it's not for employees only?"
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"Okay, had that coming."
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"- Who are you talking to, Phil? - Mitchell."
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"- Who? - Mitchell, my bro- Uh, the lazy guy."
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"Who was doing you a favor."
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"All right. Just give me the cake. I'm hungry."
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"No!"
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"Oh."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"Seriously? Yeah. You don't know terror ..."
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"a three-year-old and a second one on the way."
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"- Can-Can you do something, please, Claire? - I would like to, really."
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"Jay can stay with that Maxine. She's not loud, like me."
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"Let me get you some menus. We don't need it."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"Hey, have you ever gotten a hug from Maxine?"
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