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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Tableau Vivant (S03E03)

"What's happening? Gloria, it's Maxine."
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"So you're married to Jay."
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"Where'd you tie up your Seeing Eye dog?"
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"No, no, I'm not, um-"
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"Okay, I get it. I get it."
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"Here's that number for that neck doctor I want you to see. Thanks."
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"What's wrong with your neck?"
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"For 30 years, I've been hearing it's a handball injury,"
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"Maybe it's that audit he's got comin' up."
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"- Audit? - Nothing."
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"Oh, isn't that cute? He doesn't want you to worry."
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"Here's your sandwich. Now you should worry."
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"Look at it. My prettiest child."
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"Why didn't you tell me about your neck? it's fine. Take a bite."
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"Your company's getting audited? Nothing!"
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"Three bad days, then it's over. Come on! I'm anxious to hear what you think."
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"Uh-huh? Uh-huh?"
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"I see it growin' on you."
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"It's like Maxine when she first tried it- I don't like it."
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"You probably didn't get all- Hey, I try it. I don't like it."
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"That's all you can say? It tastes bad in my mouth."
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"It's like a fish and a turkey beat themselves to death with a pepper."
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"Okay, fair enough. Maybe a little picky, though,"
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"from someone who prepared a Colombian specialty ..."
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"and said, "Why are you not eating the hooves? They're the best part.""
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"I'm back!"
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"Oh, hey, Uncle Cam."
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"Oh, thanks again for picking me up last night."
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"I was the responsible one."
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"Lisa was drinking, and I took her keys, and then everything-"
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"My senior year, I had a pretty crazy night myself,"
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"involving a bottle of corn mash and an overturned plow."
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"until you've had to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper ..."
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"and talk your way out of a P.U.I."
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"Honey, you don't drink coffee."
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"I do when I've been up half the night ..."
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"worrying about a project that's only one-third done,"
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"and I still have an apron to sew, scenery to paint ..."
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"plus my normal crushing workload, so-"
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"Unless you have a better way for me to stimul-"
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"God. Coffee's bitter."
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"That was your first sip?"
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"Okay, I got the chafing dish, salt and pepper shakers."
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"Perfect matches, both."
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"I may have to readjust my grapes."
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"Huh. Wow. I'll just give you a little privacy."
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"Welcome back to the light show."
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"Hi. Hi, Lily."
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"Hi, Daddy."
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"Lily. Sweetheart, no."
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"No, no, no, no. We're- We're not gonna do that today."
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"Actually- Actually, Claire, we're trying not to use the word "no" so much."
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"We just read a book that said children learn to rebel against that word."
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"Uh-huh. So we redirect her into a new activity instead."
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"Here. Well, just watch this."
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"Lily, sweetie, hi. It's Daddy here."
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"Would you like to listen to some music?"
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"Okay. There you go. See?"
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"Every new generation thinks they have cracked the code on child rearing."
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"What's the latest theory? "Never say no.""
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"I say no every day in this house."
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"But at night, she's a yes machine."
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"No."
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"Well, it doesn't seem that she is redirecting her own energy as much as using a lot of ours."
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"But do you see how she's slowly transitioning from the lights to the music?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I do."
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"It's hard to believe there was ever a time when we just said, "Stop doing that.""
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"Lily. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Not- Let's redirect you into a nap, huh?"
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"It's called "being your own nap captain.""
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"Mm-hmm. Come on, sweetie."
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"Hey, hey. Phil."
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"Hey. Did you ring the doorbell?"
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"Oh, no, 'cause I have these two coffees."
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"One is for you. Thank you."
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"Here's my life- A full-time job,"
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"And as a favor, I agreed to do a little work for Phil's agency."
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"The problem is, I'm very good,"
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"and the more I do, the more they want me."
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"L-I even turned in a few assignments late ..."
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"so that they'd fall out of love with me a little bit."
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"Right."
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"How- How long have you been standing here?"
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"Are-Are you- Are you all right? Oh, yeah."
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"- 'Cause you're really blinking. - Mm-mmm."
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"I'm a stress blinker."
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"Hate it. I-l avoid it at all costs. Terrible at it."
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"Once, I-l, uh- I tried to break up with a girl,"
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"and I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her."
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"Twenty years later, we're still married."
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"I am ... really sorry ..."
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"about the cold coffee."
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"Okay, so- Funny story about that expression."
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"When the kids were younger, we had a, uh- a wading pool. Uh-huh."
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"And occasionally Luke would have an accident and, um, Alex would scream."
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"And we'd say, um, "It's okay, honey. He's just making it lukewarm.""
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"What else? What else? So I gotta get going, but I, uh-"
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"Okay, wait. I'm just gonna come straight out and say it."
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"Mitchell, you've done a wonderful job for the agency ..."
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"since you decided you'd help us out forjust a little bit."
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"We couldn't ask for more, could we?"
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"In fact, if it was up to me, you'd stay on forever, but it is not-"
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"Phil, Phil. just up to me, is it, so-"
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"Phil, I saw this coming, and-and- Look."
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"I bailed. I made an excuse and left."
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"But I-I've- I've gotta be straight with him."
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"You know, "Phil, I cannot stay on with your firm forever.""
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"Oh, God, it's gonna crush him."
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"Well, that was easy."
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"We're really proud of you, buddy. See you at the ceremony."
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"You're not a hero."
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"I put out a fire. A fire you started."
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"Was there a fire? Yes."
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"Did I put it out? That's not-"
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"Answer the question. Yes."
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"I'm getting an award for it."
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"If they gave awards for starting fires, I'd be getting one of those too."
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"I know you have a conscience, Luke."
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"Do you see this flag? It stands for justice."
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"So when that fire marshal gets here,"
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