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Clips from Robot Chicken (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"The bags! Just grab the bags."
Robot Chicken (2005)
"There's no time. Are you kidding me? No time!"
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"We're doomed. We're doomed."
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"That doesn't blah blah blah!"
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"Well, then, why did you let the pixie fairies on board?"
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"I did?"
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"Get back here, you little dust tosser!"
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"I'm gonna put my foot right up Steve Jobs' ass."
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"Oh, honey. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
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"of our material-obsessed existence..."
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"Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."
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"Those carrots are for robot Thanksgiving."
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"even though I wasn't good every single day..."
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"I will save you, Princess Britney."
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"I will fight you. Pow! Pow! Pow!"
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"Mrs. McNally! Mrs. McNally, Darryl made a fart."
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"I hear you're the guys to see about entering a race."
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"I want in."
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"I don't scare easy."
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"Let's stow away in the Mach 5, for it goes so very fast..."
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"Michael, wait. I can only use my turbo boost once per episode."
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"because animation costs money, uh-huh."
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"Robin, law enforcement officers are the backbone of our society."
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"I want a new skateboard. This race is stupid."
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"Oh."
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"No, no, don't retract! Don't retract!"
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"Oh."
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"Awesome. Wonderful."
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"And a $50 gift certificate from Best Buy."
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"Aww."
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"Gosh, it's good."
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"Lunch."
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"It's alive!"
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"Ha ha ha ha! I have millions of these! Ha ha ha!"
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"My mother was so right about you being unreliable."
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"And now... now look at where we are!"
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"Well, I, um, uh..."
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"Are we too... we are!"
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"Come on. It's not that big a boat. Just flip it o... aww!"
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"Aw, game over, man. Game over."
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"You know what? I'm gonna build my own ark."
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"Yeah, and it's gonna be better than Noah's."
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"All right, yeah, do it."
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"Ha ha ha ha! You guys are gonna drown, but we're a mermaid and a merman."
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"We can swim! Ha ha ha!"
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"So, you told them the wrong time on purpose?"
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"That doesn't sound like God."
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"Hmm!"
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"Ha ha!"
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"Ha ha ha ha! Goh!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, hush, Red. I'm blogging."
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"I just took your picture with my phone."
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"I just sent it to you."
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"Ooh, what a sexy photo."
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"It really captures my metrosexuality."
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"OK. Who just text-messaged me that I'm a douchebag?"
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"Bargh!"
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"Hi. I'm TV's Topher Grace."
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"As you've seen tonight, the precious trappings..."
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"become the sitcom fodder of the future."
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"So, hey, please remember..."
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"try not to be such a douchebag."
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"Thanks for listening."
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"Bring out your dead!"
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"I'm not about to die for a cause I don't believe in."
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"These carrots are not mine..."
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"but I'm hungry, so it's OK."
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"Who's eating my carrots?"
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"Oh, dear!"
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"Aah!"
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"I sure am glad I got you for Christmas..."
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"and got a spanking sometimes when I was bad."
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"Aah!"
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"That's coming from the carrot patch!"
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"Oh, ho ho! Carrot stew... and princess, too."
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"I want to be the robot!"
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"I'm the robot!"
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"My daddy says "I love you" with his belt."
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"Pow! Pow!"
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"I now pronounce you husband, ro... wife, and robot."
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"The end."
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"Not just any race."
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"No race has higher stakes than this."
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"You got to pay if you want to play."
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"I haven't met the man yet..."
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"that I think can handle this race."
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"- Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha!"
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"and we always greatly assist Speed..."
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"Chim chim."
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"Better use the turbo boost."
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"Well, I'm using it."
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"so if I stay perfectly still, it will be preferable to moving..."
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"Gosh, golly, gee willikers, ziminy jippity-do, Batman!"
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"Those policemen are pretty rude."
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"Yaaa-hoo!"
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"Now that guy is gaining. We're never gonna win the race."
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"I have to go to the bathroom. Will you buy me a soda?"
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"My friend Jimmy's dad bought him a new skateboard."
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"There's a detour, Bo."
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"Yaaa..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"If you don't want a bat bitch-slap..."
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"you'll launch the Batnet and take down those cops."
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"- Aah! - Retract the line. Retract the line!"
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"We're almost to the finish line, partner."
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"Ha ha ha!"
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"Do it, you magnificent stereotypical bastard."
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"The blue tortoise shell is Mario kart race's ultimate weapon."
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"It magically finds the lead car in the race, and it takes it out."
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"You're more man than me, headless Ponch."
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"Ooh!"
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"Headless Ponch."
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"Headless Ponch!"
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"As the winner..."
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"you receive this gift basket from Omaha steaks."
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"Best Buy! Woof!"
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"- Headless pouch. - Headless pouch."
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"Ponch. Ponch. Ponch. Go."
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