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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Taking Sides/Going by the Book/A Friendly Little Game (S01E01)

"and I'm your friendly, neighborhood assistant purser."
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"Hello, I'm Diana Lane."
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"Diana?"
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"Wasn't there a goddess by that name?"
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"Ah."
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"Ahem. Okay, Diana,"
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"you're in Fiesta Cabin 135."
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"And I want you to know"
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"that I'll do everything within my power..."
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"And I'm not without power."
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"To make your stay on board pleasurable,"
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"memorable and exciting."
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"Are you like this with all the passengers?"
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"Oh, mercy no."
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"Just the goddesses."
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"Thank you."
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"But I'm spoken for."
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"Boy back home, hm? Mm-hm."
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"Well, I suggest he seek professional help,"
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"have his head examined."
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"Because he's crazy to let somebody like you"
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"out of his sight."
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"And it just so happens,"
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"I'm going in the direction of Fiesta 135."
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"I'll just take you along, it's part of my duty."
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"Here's our gift shop."
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"Dan?"
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"Dan. Merrill."
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"You look fantastic."
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"I'm sorry, hiccups."
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"You look shipshape yourself, pal."
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"Yeah, well, it must be the uniform."
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"Oh, you're a handsome dog, you."
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"I'd like you to meet Laura Wakefield, my fiancée."
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"And I've told her nothing but bad about you."
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"That's not true, captain."
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"Merrill. And congratulations."
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"Well, no wonder you're looking so well."
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"So when's the big day?"
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"As soon as you get over the hiccups."
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"I'd like you to be best man, Merrill."
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"Well, I'd be honored."
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"This is sort of a combination wedding and honeymoon."
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"We've arranged for a justice of the peace"
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"to marry us in Cabo San Lucas."
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"Well, I can't think of a more..."
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"beautiful place to get married."
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"Or to a more beautiful gal."
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"Right."
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"Now, look, I want you to bring me up to date."
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"Uh, tell me what's new besides my hiccups"
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"and your engagement since I saw you last."
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"What can I tell you? I'm... Listen,"
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"you two go ahead and reminisce,"
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"and I'm gonna go to the gift shop."
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"All right, babe."
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"She's beautiful."
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"Excuse me."
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"My pleasure."
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"Oh, since we bumped into each other,"
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"Hi. Laura Wakefield."
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"Miss or Mrs.?"
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"Well, it's Miss"
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"until we get to Cabo San Lucas, and then Mrs."
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"I always get into trouble"
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"Laura?"
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"No, Mrs."
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, I'd better get back to work"
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"unless you wanna spend the next three days in port."
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"Heh-heh-heh. I'll see you, Dan."
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"Right, Merrill. Nice seeing you. Bye-bye."
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"Dan?"
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"Why don't we go check out our cabin"
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"and then go throw confetti on those poor souls"
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"who aren't sailing with us?"
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Why don't we go down to the cabin"
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"and I'll take this body"
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"and throw it in a bed and take a nap?"
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"You could probably use some rest."
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"Hey, no, your idea's better than..."
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"I can always take a nap."
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"How often do you get a chance to throw confetti at strangers?"
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"Listen to your father, dear."
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"Fathers usually know best."
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"I think it's working."
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"Of course it's working."
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"Bruce is having so much fun,"
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"he hasn't had time to think of Ginger."
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"Well, I just want him to learn"
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"that there are a lot more fish in the sea."
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"And you don't marry the first girl you fall for."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Hi."
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"Hello. I'm Harry Morrison."
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"This is my child bride, Phyllis."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"You too. I'm Diana Lane."
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"Hello, Diana."
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"Well, are you, uh, traveling alone?"
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"Yes, I am."
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"Are you single?"
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"Well... HARRY: Ahem, pushy."
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"Actually, I'm hoping to get married."
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"I'm going with someone right now."
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"What is this, an epidemic? I don't get it."
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"Why do you kids wanna tie yourselves down at your age?"
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"I'm 21."
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"Isn't that a coincidence?"
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"Our son Bruce is 22."
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"Some coincidence."
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"Tall and very good-looking."
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"Pushy."
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"Listen up."
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"Hello, everybody. Guess what?"
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"Gopher and I just found out that there are a lot"
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"of people in here who don't know each other."
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"And we figured out a way for everybody to meet."
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"Right you are, Julie."
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