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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Taking Sides/Going by the Book/A Friendly Little Game (S01E01)

"Rather than make formal introductions,"
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"we're gonna give all of you the opportunity to make"
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"some informal introductions."
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"Right, Julie? Right, Gopher."
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"Okay, if you'd like to help us out,"
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"all you have to do to join in"
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"is we'd like the ladies to take off a shoe"
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"and put it in the basket. That's for starters."
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"I know it sounds crazy,"
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"but who says you have to be sane to work on a cruise ship?"
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"Whoo. Remember, gals, just shoes."
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"No feet. Thank you."
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"And no swim fins, guys. Oh, this is gonna be fun."
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"Oh, Dan, that sounds like fun."
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"Come on, let's get partners."
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"I am not gonna play without you."
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"Okay. Game time."
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"Goody."
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"Hey, toss in a shoe."
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"Yes, ma'am. Hi, here's another shoe."
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"Thank you very much. Oh, wait just a moment, sir."
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"Just a moment."
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"Okay, now... Excuse me."
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"The next step is up to the fellas."
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"Now, what you have to do is you close your eyes,"
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"reach in the basket and pull out a shoe."
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"And when you find the owner,"
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"that's your partner for the game, okay?"
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"Right, Gopher? Right."
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"And the object of the game is to pass this orange"
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"to your partner using just your chin."
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"Nobody wins, nobody loses,"
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"but as a way of introduction, it beats shaking hands."
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"Hey. Here we go."
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"Step in, grab a shoe. Close your eyes and reach in."
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"How 'bout some of you guys over here?"
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"One to a customer, guys."
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"Don't... Don't grab two shoes. Ha-ha."
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"Hello."
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"Uh, Bruce, this is Diana Lane."
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"Oh, hi. Hi. How are you?"
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"I'm fine. How are you? Fine."
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"And you don't have to tell her a thing about yourself."
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"Your mother's covered all that."
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"Harry."
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"Bruce, you and Diana have a great deal in common."
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"She can't wait to get married either."
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"Uh-oh, I sense a lecture coming."
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"and the two of you think you wanna get married."
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"Now, that doesn't mean that you couldn't have dinner"
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"If I were you, I'd talk to your tailor."
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"Doc, Doc, you gotta help me."
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"Well, first of all, I'd lose the mustache."
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"I'd bury it."
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"I am talking about my hiccups."
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"Well, we've just gotta try some other remedies."
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"Pardon me, captain."
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"Uh, yes?"
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"Just a little pressure on the ribs"
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"near the diaphragm."
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"Olé."
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"Well, they seem to have disappeared."
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"Doc,"
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"I've gotta hand it to this nurse of yours."
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"Heh-heh-heh. You're a miracle worker."
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"Ain't she just?"
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"Good afternoon."
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"For those of you who wish to go ashore,"
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"Okay, I'm free. Let's go."
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"I just spoke to the justice of the peace"
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"in Cabo San Lucas, and he's waiting for us."
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"Well, where's Laura?"
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"I don't know."
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"What's going on with you two?"
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"I just don't think it's fair to her, Merrill."
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"Loving her isn't fair?"
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"No, loving somebody is making them happy, and I..."
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"She, uh, would be happier"
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"younger, like Gary Foster, you know?"
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"Dan, the worst mistakes come from hasty decisions."
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"Well, this is not a hasty decision."
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"I've been thinking about it for a couple of days."
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"Think about it a little longer."
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"Yeah, there's no need to."
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"How long are we gonna be here in port?"
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"A few hours."
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"I think I'll pack, then, and fly back to Los Angeles."
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"At least finish the cruise."
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"No."
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"I want her to be free to enjoy herself."
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"You tell her for me, will you?"
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"Dan... After I've gone, though."
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"Thank you, Merrill."
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"Why are you packing?"
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"Uh..."
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"The ship doesn't dock in Los Angeles"
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"till tomorrow afternoon."
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"Well, I'm... I'm flying back today."
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"Well, why?"
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"I've always wanted you to feel free and, well, I..."
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"I-I just feel like I'm being selfish with you."
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"What do you mean, selfish?"
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"Well, you enjoy yourself so much with other people."
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"People like... Like Glenda."
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"Glenda?"
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"Glenda."
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"So I'm letting you have your freedom."
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"Yeah, you're letting me have it, all right."
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"Right in the kisser. Oh, come on."
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"You were having the best time of your life without me."
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"You're singing and dancing."
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"You haven't exactly been locked up in a cage."
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"All I ever wanted to be was your wife."
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"Well, how dare you assume"
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"you're the only person in this cabin who's in love."
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"I love you more than you could possibly ever love me."
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"Ah, Laura, my age. When I'm 70... I know."
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"When you're 70, I will be 49."
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"And when you're 90, I will be 70."
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"And when you're 120, I will be 100."
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