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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Loretta Lynn (S03E03)

"The most talented and cooperative of guest stars, Miss Loretta Lynn."
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"[♪ You're Looking at Country]"
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"♪ Well, I like my lovin' done country style ♪"
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"♪ And this little girl would walk a country mile ♪"
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"♪ To find her a good old slow-talking country boy ♪"
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"♪ I said a country boy ♪"
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"♪ I'm about as old-fashioned as I can be ♪"
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"♪ So, I hope you're liking what you see ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause if you're lookin' at me ♪"
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"♪ You're looking at country ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause country's all I am ♪"
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"♪ I love running barefooted through the old corn fields ♪"
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"♪ And I love that country ham ♪"
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"♪ Well, you say I'm a maid just to fit your plans ♪"
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"♪ But there's a barnyard shovel fit your hands ♪"
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"♪ If your eyes are on me ♪"
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"Oh, let's hear it now, boys."
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"♪ Well, this here country is a little green ♪"
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"♪ But there's a whole lot of country that you ain't seen ♪"
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"♪ I'll show you around if you show me a wedding band ♪"
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"♪ When it comes to love, well, I know about that ♪"
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"♪ Country folks all know where it's at ♪"
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"♪ You're looking at country ♪"
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"♪ Well, you say I'm a maid just to fit your plans ♪"
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"♪ But there's a barnyard shovel fit your hands ♪"
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"♪ If your eyes are on me ♪"
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"- ♪ If your eyes are on me ♪ - [muppet] ♪ Ah-hah! ♪"
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"♪ You're looking at country ♪"
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"- I bought a round trip ticket. - To where?"
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"To here, stupid."
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"OK, all right. Nice number, you guys."
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"Let's see. What's next? Tap dancers on stage please."
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"- [chickens clucking] - Will you guys be quiet please?"
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"Where are you going? You got my coffee cup there."
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"This is never going to work."
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"I should never have let you talk me into doing this show from a railroad depot."
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"But it was the only place available."
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"They were having a tournament at the bowling alley."
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"It's not just the show. It's backstage here."
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"I can't use this place here as an office."
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"It's not so bad."
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"Who notices?"
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"Gonzo."
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"Thank you."
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"- [sighs] - I'll find you a quieter place."
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"♪ All alone ♪"
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"♪ I'm so all alone ♪"
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"- Oh, train on track one! - Track one!"
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"- I heard him. - Come on, Mommy. We'll miss the train."
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"♪ All alone ♪"
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"♪ By the telephone ♪"
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"Track two. Track two, everybody."
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"- Tracking two. - It's on the other platform."
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"- We're gonna miss it. - Track two, track two."
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"Will you get..."
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"Hold it!"
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"Thank you. Hi-ya!"
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"- [grunting] - [crashing]"
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"Forget it. It's too late now."
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"Here is a Muppet news flash."
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"Excuse me. How much is a Pig News?"
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"Will you get out of here?"
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"Deliveries of letters and parcels may be delayed"
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"as a result of a strike by mailbag handlers"
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"due to take effect immediately."
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"However, delivery of air mail will continue as normal."
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"[grunting]"
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"You can keep an eye on the whole show from up here."
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"At least it's a lot quieter than the baggage room."
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"- You're sure about that? - Trust me."
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"All aboard."
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"- Gonzo. - I better check the timetable."
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"It's too late for that."
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"Scooter, take over for me."
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"I'll be back as soon as I can. This is terrible."
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"I'll say. We have to change trains in Altoona."
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"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, our own favorite funny furry man..."
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"[Fozzie] Scooter! Scooter!"
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"Please don't introduce me. I don't have an act ready."
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"It's all right. Tell them the joke you told me."
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"The one about the electricians and the polar bear."
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"You liked the one about the electricians and the polar bear?"
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"It's a masterpiece. I laughed for days."
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"Introduce me."
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"Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya."
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"Did you hear about the electricians and the polar bear? First of all..."
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"[train whistle blows]"
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""No, but the wallpaper tasted terrific," he said."
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"The polar bear said that."
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"He didn't... The electrician... Oh, I'm so lonely."
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"Well, here's the train depot, Fred."
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"Well, let's find the cattle car and get some sleep."
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"[ballroom music plays]"
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"Well, I've been shaving for over a year now."
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"Oh, really?"
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"You ever seen people dancing in a train station?"
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"People, yes. Pigs, never."
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"Uh, who's the most humorless man in the whole world?"
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"Uh, I give up. Who?"
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"[forced laughter]"
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"I don't get it."
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"Well... they're dancing."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Oh! Ow! Ow!"
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"Gee, I wonder where Kermit and Gonzo are."
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"- [clucking] - I hope they're all right."
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"Yeah."
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"But at least we found a stupid handcar."
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"Kermit, relax with it."
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"I mean, it's fun. Doesn't this take you back to the age of railroading?"
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"Ah, the romance of it all."
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"♪ Gonna take a sentimental journey ♪"
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"We're gonna have sprained backs by the time this is over."
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"♪ Like a child in wild anticipation ♪"
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"♪ Long to hear that "all aboard" ♪"
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"♪ That's the time we leave, at seven ♪"
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"♪ At seven ♪"
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"♪ I'll be waiting up for heaven ♪"
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"Take it."
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"♪ Counting every mile of railroad track ♪"
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