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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Loretta Lynn (S03E03)

"Ooh, I'm sorry. Big finish."
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"♪ Why did I decide to roam? ♪"
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"♪ Gonna take a sentimental journey ♪"
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"♪ Sentimental journey home ♪"
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"Well, Kermit, did you like the song?"
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"- Go, go, Gonzo. - Hurry!"
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"Say, how's the show going?"
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"Oh, pretty good, but I wish Kermit was here."
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"What's the next act?"
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"Winky Pinkerton. He does bird impressions."
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"- Good luck. - Break a beak."
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"[laughing]"
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"- Oh, hi, guys. - Hi."
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"Say, how come you put a big star like Loretta Lynn in a broom closet?"
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"'Cause the boiler room was full of pigs."
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"Oh, I don't mind."
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"I'm just relaxing and singing some old songs."
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"Remember this one?"
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"[♪ Oh, Lonesome Me]"
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"♪ Everybody's going out and having fun ♪"
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"♪ I'm just a fool for staying home and having none ♪"
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"♪ I can't get over the way he set me free ♪"
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"♪ A bad mistake I'm making by just hanging around ♪"
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"♪ I know that I should have some fun and paint the town ♪"
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"♪ A lovesick fool that's blind and just can't see ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lonesome me ♪"
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"♪ And brother, don't you know ♪"
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"♪ I'd welcome her right back here in my arms ♪"
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"♪ There must be some way I can lose these lonesome blues ♪"
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"♪ Lonesome blues ♪"
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"♪ Forget about the past and find somebody new ♪"
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"♪ I've thought of everything from A to Z ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lonesome me ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lonesome me ♪"
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"♪ Lonesome me ♪"
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"[man] Arriving now on track two, Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"Here's your next patient, Dr. Bob."
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"He's a conductor."
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"Well, he's not getting any symphony from me."
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"[laughing]"
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"[laughter]"
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"Dr. Bob, he's a train conductor."
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"Well, I will not operate on anyone who works for the railroad."
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"- Why not? - I've got a very poor track record."
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"[laughter]"
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"- Hey, what's the matter with him? - I don't know."
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"- All aboard. - [all squealing]"
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"See what I mean?"
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"Dr. Bob, that's all he ever says."
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"Well, he must have a one track mind."
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"[laughter]"
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"That's your second track joke, Dr. Bob."
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"[laughter]"
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"- That's three. - It's too late to change."
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"You can't teach an old dog new tracks."
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"[laughing]"
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"Well, three and a half."
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"- All aboard! - Whoa."
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"Dr. Bob, he's worked too long on the railroad."
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"It's affected his mind."
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"Yes. The strain on his brain stays mainly on the train."
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"[laughter]"
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"Oh, Dr. Bob, I think you've got it."
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"- All aboard! - Oh!"
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"And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:"
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"I think he's got railroad sneeze."
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"What's railroad sneeze?"
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"- Ah-choo choo! - [laughter]"
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"You know, this place is cleaner than the theater."
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"True. Seats are more comfortable too."
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"If only the entertainment lives down to my expectations."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Hey, Kermit? - What?"
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"I don't want to talk about it, Gonzo."
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"But, but, but Kermit..."
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"Just keep pumping. We got to get up to the train station."
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"- But Kermit, it's important. - OK, Gonzo. What is it?"
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"Well, there's a light up ahead."
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"Good. Maybe that's the train station."
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"No. That's a train."
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"- [train whistle] - What? Train?"
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"Quick! Back! Pump!"
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"- Pump! Pump! - I'm trying."
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"- [train approaching] - He's gaining on us. Faster!"
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"Here is a Muppet news flash."
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"Excuse me. Do you sell any chocolate bars?"
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"No."
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"How about jelly piglets?"
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"Will you get out of here."
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"and the chickens began pecking away at the Morse key."
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"but not before they had declared war on Abyssinia."
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"Oh, no."
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"The next thing on the show is the rhyming song."
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"- The rhyming song? - Yeah."
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"But we're not ready for the rhyming song."
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"I know we're not ready."
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"- What's on now? - Nothing."
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"OK, everybody. The rhyming song."
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"[overlapping voices]"
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"- Oh, yeah, sure. - Do you know it?"
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"No, Scooter, it's me first. Me, me."
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"[Fozzie] Coming through."
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"[♪ The Rhyming Song ]"
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"♪ Let's all sing the rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song, the rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ Let's take turns and rhyme together ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ I was hungry, now I'm not ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song, the rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song, the rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ Let's take turns and rhyme together ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ I left my knees in your car ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song, the rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ My laundry's ready at half past nine ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ Let's all sing the rhyming song ♪"
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"♪ The rhyming song, the rhyming song ♪"
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