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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Kill Me Now (S01E01)

"- What do you do? - I'm the Executive Vice President..."
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"of the Gehrman-Driscoll Insurance Corporation."
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"- Wow. - Yes."
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"And as Executive Vice President, what do you do?"
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"It's a very big company, one of the largest in the United States."
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"I have a myriad of duties..."
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"which would bore you greatly to hear about."
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"Okay."
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"- I oversee our international division. - That sounds important."
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"It rates a parking spot."
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"- Do you get to travel a lot? - Quite a bit."
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"Lucky."
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"- I suspect you have a yen for travel. - I'm up to my ears in yens."
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"- Any particular place you'd like to go? - Hundreds of places:"
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"Paris, Rome, London, Prague, Istanbul, Fez."
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"- Have you ever been to Fez? - I can't say that I have."
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"I wanna go to Fez."
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"I think traveling, for a young girl, is a very important thing."
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"Your mother never got a chance to travel much."
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"- I know. She talks about that all the time. - She does?"
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"We've got a deal. When I graduate from high school..."
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"we're gonna go backpacking through Europe together."
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"You know, do the whole hostel thing."
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"- I just hope it really happens. - We'll just have to make sure that it does."
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"- You look wonderful. - Aren't you sweet? Is Emily here?"
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"No, I'm taking my granddaughter for a round of golf."
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"- We must get together. - Absolutely."
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"And then, if you like, we can get some lunch."
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"- That would be great. - Fine."
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"- Cool. - Yes."
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"And I'm telling him, "I've been coming here...""
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""for 20 years, my young friend, and for 20 years, that cart...""
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""Number 43, has been my golf cart.""
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"- He should have known that. - Everybody knows it."
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"- Did he give you the cart? - Damn right he gave me the cart."
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"You should have never had to ask, because he should have known that."
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"- Hello, gentlemen. - Richard, good to see you."
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"- I heard about your golf cart. Too bad. - I'm still angry about it."
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"Who was that young lady I saw you on the golf course with?"
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"- That is my granddaughter. - Really? She's lovely."
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"Lorelai's girl."
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"You're lucky. My granddaughter looks like she just fell off a potato truck."
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"My granddaughter would never be caught here."
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"It might get in the way of her time spent at the tattoo parlor..."
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"or getting something pierced, or doing whatever she does..."
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"while she runs wild through the streets like a rabid dog."
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"- Cut her off. That'll get her attention. - I can help you with the litigation."
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"- Really? - Damn fine school."
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"She said she wanted to learn golf. I think she's taken to it quite well."
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"Yeah, just as long as she's not taken with a certain golf cart."
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"- I'm writing a letter to the board. - I wish you would."
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"Listen to me."
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"She took the house and I'm against it."
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"She deserved it, putting up with that tramp all those years."
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"Last Christmas, he bought them both the same bracelet."
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"She should have shot him like his first wife did."
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"I love Janie. Is she out yet?"
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"Gloria, hi. Good game?"
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"- Not bad. You? - I just came for the steam."
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"We must get together and play sometime soon."
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"- Next week? - I'll call you."
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"Where do you want the swans?"
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"- Do you know where the pond is? - Nope."
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"- You know that little road you came up? - Nope."
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"Do you know how to say "big help" in Chinese?"
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"- Nope. - Michel!"
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"This is 20 swans?"
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"Sure. Why not?"
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"You screeched?"
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"I need you to show him where to put the swans."
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"Absolutely not."
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"I can't leave. I've got a major tulle festival going on out here."
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"- I will never go near those filthy birds. - Why?"
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"No, all swans."
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"I was attacked by a band of swans in the Luxembourg Gardens..."
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"when I was a boy. No one forgets that."
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"Oh, no, not being attacked by a band of swans."
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"Was it an all-boy band? Kind of a scary, feathery, 'NSync fiasco?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Come on, you have to admit that's a little funny."
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"Hey, Pepe Le Pew, you want to give me a hand with this?"
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"No."
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"Listen, it's Drella or the swans."
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"So either one beast of terror or another?"
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"- What is he babbling about? - Don't..."
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"- He's afraid of the swans. - Thank you."
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"Of course he is. He's French."
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"- Okay, I'll take you to the pond. - Thank you."
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"But stay far away from me."
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"Can't stand the talk. Love to watch the walk."
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"She caught him in the pool house with the tennis pro..."
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"not the riding instructor."
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"I had no idea."
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"That committee of yours is not looking at people as much as you think."
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"they're all involved in one nefarious activity after another."
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"- It's a conspiracy. - It's Peyton Place."
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"- Is there more? - Can you handle it?"
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"I'll steel myself."
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"Okay, Mr. Neville likes all things frilly."
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"- Mind if we barge in? - Look who's here."
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"Rory, this is Julian Johnson and Edward James."
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"- It's nice to meet you. - Would you care to join us?"
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"If Rory doesn't mind us intruding on her time with her grandfather."
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"- No, that's fine. - Great."
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"- So, we hear you're attending Chilton. - I just started."
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"- That's a hard school. - Yes, sir."
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"- Rory is an excellent student. - Really?"
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"That's got me beat."
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"Fez? What the hell is in Fez?"
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"That's for her to find out."
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"Interesting hat."
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"I went golfing with my grandfather today."
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"Did you know golf courses are an environmental blight..."
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"because of the chemicals used to keep the grass green?"
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"Actually, I did."
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"My God. This day, the swans, the tulle, my head."
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"I need the largest cheeseburger in the world."
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"So, the wedding is a nightmare. We got these 10 boxes of creepy larvae..."
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"that are supposed to swarm into butterflies on the wedding day."
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"They swarmed a little early. What's with the hat?"
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