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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Kill Me Now (S01E01)

"Grandma gave it to me."
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"- That's just mean. - It's not that bad."
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"- Do you want a mirror? - I'm taking it off."
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"- So, Rory's golfing adventure. Tell me. - It was fine."
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"I brought you some of Sookie's chocolate cake to make you feel better."
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"It really wasn't that bad."
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"You're the sweetest kid in the whole world."
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"Where on earth did you get that from?"
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"Luke, am I mistaken, or did the sign on the door say "open"?"
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"- So where were we? - Me golfing."
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"By the end of the day I could even hit the ball."
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"Sometimes it wasn't my ball, but the intentions were good."
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"Good intentions and no physical exertion whatsoever..."
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"is what the game of golf was built on."
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"So did you order?"
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"I'm not hungry. I had a big lunch at the club."
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"- You had a big lunch at the club? - Yeah, it was quite good."
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"- Quite? What's with the "quite"? - What do you mean?"
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"You don't ever say "quite.""
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"- I've said "quite" plenty of times. - Whatever."
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"Besides the "quite good" lunch you had, what else happened?"
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"Nothing. We played. I met his friends. I took a steam."
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"- You took a steam? - Yeah."
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"I sweated out all my toxins, and I stole a towel."
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"- Sounds like you really had a good time. - I did."
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"Really?"
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"- Okay, new word now. - Sorry. I'm just surprised."
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"- I thought you were gonna be bored. - I was kind of surprised, too."
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"I don't know, it was pretty there. And Grandpa and I talked a lot."
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"- You talked? Really? - You're doing it again."
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"Sorry. You talked?"
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"- We talked about Fez. - And he thought it was a hat."
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"I told him about our backpacking trip, and he thought it was a great idea."
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"So you really had fun?"
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"That's great."
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"That is really, really great."
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"- I thought you were starving. - Things change. Move on."
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"Does this hat really look bad on me?"
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"No, I think it looks kind of cute."
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"Use the thumping of your heart as a metronome."
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"Let passion be your choreographer."
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"Be as light on your toes as you are in your hearts."
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"Oh, no, darling. Let me show you how it's done."
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"Again?"
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"You know, in some countries, if you dance this close..."
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"you're cheating on your wife."
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"- You're next. - Take your time."
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"- My God, you've good handwriting. - Thank you."
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"You did not get that from me. Your fabulous flair you got from me."
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"It's for you. He says he's your father..."
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"although why he'd volunteer that freely, I don't know."
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"- My father? - Yes."
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"Yeah, it's Lorelai. Who else calls you "dad"?"
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"Yeah, she's right here. Hold on. It's for you."
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"Thanks. Hello?"
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"Hey, Grandpa. That's great."
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"Jackie wants Samuel Barber, John Cage, and Philip Glass..."
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"and Jessica wants Shania Twain's I Feel Like a Woman."
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"- I'm not a jukebox. - Oh, please."
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"You think I started playing the harp..."
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"Maybe I'd make for some great happy-hour conversation."
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"No, all right? The music drives me, lady."
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"- I'll give you an extra $100. - You just got yourself a jukebox."
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"Yeah, I'd love to see it."
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"No, if you want to."
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"Sure. That sounds good. Yeah."
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"Should I leave you two alone?"
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"- I think I want to change my hair. - Really?"
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"- I think it looks quite good. - You're funny."
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"- Do you want something to drink? - Yeah, water."
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"- Grandpa, he called? - Yeah."
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"Anything wrong?"
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"No, he just found this book we were talking about."
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"Nothing. It's just weird. He doesn't call the inn that much."
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"Or ever, actually."
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"- He knew that I was looking for it, so... - Oh, sure."
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"- What book is it? - Mencken's Chrestomathy."
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"- Oh, that one. - Yeah."
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"Cinnamon is stuck under our front porch again."
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"- I'll get it. - I'm calling him and calling him..."
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"and I go around the porch..."
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"and this big orange tush is just staring me in the face."
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"I hate when that happens."
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"Yeah. He must have been meowing for an hour..."
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"where all I can see is blue, and moon, and stars."
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"Never mind, sugar. Play me home, baby!"
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"Oh, God! It's killing me!"
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"- Babbette didn't take her oil. - Keep it."
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"Christmas is early this year."
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"You know what I was thinking?"
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"That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried?"
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"Besides that."
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"I was thinking your golfing expedition should totally count as a dinner."
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"- What do you mean? - I can get us out of dinner..."
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"at the grandparents' on Friday. Maybe we could grab a movie."
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"- That's okay. - It's no big deal, really."
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"No. It's just gonna get Grandma all freaked out."
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"I can handle those freak-outs. I've done that."
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"- All right, if you really want to. - I do."
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"- Is that my sweater? - What?"
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"- You're wearing my sweater. - So?"
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"No, it's okay. It's just..."
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"I thought I asked you to at least ask before you borrow my stuff."
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"- I'm sorry. - It's okay."
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"It's not too much for a simple "Can I borrow it, Mom?" is it?"
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"No, it's not. Jeez, lighten up."
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"- This is not your favorite sweater. - Yes, it is."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about that you take my sweaters..."
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"wear them, and stretch them out."
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"I couldn't possibly stretch them out. Your boobs are way bigger than mine."
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"- Your boobs are totally bigger than mine. - You're crazy!"
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"- Do you want to measure? - What?"
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"I'm serious. Why don't you go get the measuring tape now?"
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"I am not going to measure my boobs."
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"Because you know that you are totally bigger."
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"- I'm going inside. - Fine."
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"- Don't measure. We'll just compare bras. - Stop it."
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"I'll stop it when you quit stealing my stuff!"
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"You're cracked!"
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