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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Old Habits/New Beginnings (S01E01)

"Maybe you and Derrick could co-host the party..."
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"What?"
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"That way it will be well-attended,"
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"and you could, umm... go to bed early."
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"[SLAP]"
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"Hey, Mom, it's me, Jerri."
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"It's not so bad making friends with drugs, is it?"
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"I mean, c'mon, it always worked before."
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"In the old days I would turn people on to hash or Thai-stick"
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"or a palm full of goofballs, or 'ludes..."
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"and Puff would turn us on to a hot load of mescaline"
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"I'd wake up with blood on my ass, and then we'd get high."
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"Mmm!"
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"So... Jerri,"
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"you all talk or what?"
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"ahhh, what this has to say, huh?"
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"What is it?"
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"Well, street name's "glint,""
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"but it's also known as "glow," "glimmer,""
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"or "satan's harelip.""
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"You just, uh, rub it..."
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"Then just relax and let it take you away."
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"Hmm?"
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"Go easy there, Poppy..."
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"Gosh, I've never seen anyone do that much glint before."
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"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna numb it."
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"Actually, it's gonna numb it wherever you apply it,"
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"I used it liberally when I did this donkey show in Tijuana."
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"You're weird, Jerri."
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"I'm gonna have a makeup room at my party on Friday"
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"Oh you gotta bring records..."
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"Only if you fall, let's climb!"
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"Okay, ladies time to climb!"
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"Are you all right, Miss Downes?"
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"[BUZZING]"
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"[DEEP SLOW VOICE] You seem... detached."
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"[MONOTONE] I'm like... fine."
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"Now ladies, on your marks..."
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"Go!"
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"TEACHER: Yes, yes, do it, come on, Jerri."
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"Wrist over wrist, you can do it!"
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"You can do it, come on!"
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"I am impressed, Miss Downes!"
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"I'm a bumble bee!"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"I'm a bee, and I have to get back to the hive."
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"Thank you, Miss Bemaman."
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"It makes the teeth translucent."
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"Come on in, Miss Blank."
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"As you know, we're meeting with all the students today."
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"There was a terrible tragedy in Gym."
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"Poppy Downes overdosed."
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"Tried to force herself through a keyhole,"
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"and now lies motionless in a coma."
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"Her parents are deeply distraught."
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"Jerri, do you know who supplied Poppy Downes with the drugs"
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"that tore her life from her frail-yet-popular body?"
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"No!"
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"I believe you, Jerri."
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"I know this must be extremely hard on you."
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"Oh yeah, well, you know, we hang."
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"So do tell me anything you might happen to remember."
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"And if you need to have your memory jarred,"
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"[PEOPLE LAUGHING]"
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"SARA: Ohh, guy!"
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"Good one, Dad, do it again!"
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"Guy, don't you dare."
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"Stay in your chair or you'll spill your food!"
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"Oh hello, Jerri. You're late for supper."
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"Sorry."
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"Did anyone call about my party?"
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"Nope, Derrick was just about to tell us"
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"how he lost two pounds by spitting."
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"So anyway, coach said if I could drop to 109,"
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"probably make all-state."
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"So how did school go for you today, Jerri?"
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"You know, if she doesn't pull through,"
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"I'll have the widow's league send over some casseroles."
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"Principal Blackman says he has ways to get it out of her."
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"I don't even know her!"
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"Someone was bound to freak out and"
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"I spent 32 years of my life selling my body"
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"and cooking my breakfast up in a teaspoon,"
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"You're not pinning this on me, baby!"
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"that I would die if anything ever happened to you."
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"my popularity's gonna go down the drain."
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"[STEADY TONE]"
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"Sorry about that, uh-huh..."
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"Oh, I was uh... holding a vigil."
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"[TURNS OFF MACHINE]"
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"Wha-what are you doing?!"
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"Didn't you hear?"
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"Poppy passed away about an hour ago."
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"Sorry for your loss."
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"Good times!"
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"[SOMBER PIANO MUSIC]"
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"We are here today to dedicate"
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""The Poppy Downes Memorial Time Capsule.""
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"Inside this sturdy lead container,"
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"we placed a "Good Luck, Poppy" card,"
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"signed by some of our most popular students,"
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"a "Flatpoint High Home of the Concrete Donkeys" t-shirt"
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"Though we will soon forget"
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"where we placed this time capsule"
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"and sooner still who Poppy Downes was,"
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"we shall never forget the cause of her death."
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"Now I know that whomever supplied her with the glint..."
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"Is at this very moment,"
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"eating themselves alive, with guilt!"
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"I'm, uh..."
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"this Friday night at my house."
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"Jerri, I wouldn't worry about those grades."
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"This party is an "A+"."
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"It's really a loss about Poppy."
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"Yeah, yeah, it's too bad."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Downes, as you probably know,"
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"I was with your daughter during her final agonizing moments."
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"Brad..."
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"As you know, I was with your girlfriend Poppy"
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"during her final moments..."
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