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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Old Habits/New Beginnings (S01E01)

"and I thought it might comfort you to hear her last words..."
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"Physically.""
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""They may never know who gave me these drugs,"
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""but at least it wasn't you, Jerri Blank,"
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"my new best friend.""
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"That's it... Come to Mama... c'mon!"
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"And, uh well, then she died."
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"Clear the room... Clear the room!"
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"Hi, Amber."
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"How do you like the hot fruit?"
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"Makes my lips numb."
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"[BUZZING]"
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"[DEEP SLOW VOICE] Okay, listen, Paul."
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"Okay, we're all at a party,"
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"we're having a really good time,"
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"[DISTORTED] Give me the turtle."
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"Very long day, give me the turtle..."
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"Okay,"
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"party's over, alright?"
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"I want you to give me the turtle, alright..."
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"You don't know what you're doing."
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"Gimme my turtle."
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"Give it to me, give me my turtle."
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"Oh, leave them alone, Jerri."
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"They're just blowing off a little grief."
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"Shelly!"
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"Shelly!!!"
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"Fore!"
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"Ohhhh my...!!"
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"What have they done?!"
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"What have I done?!"
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"this is bitterly..."
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"Ironic."
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"What a heavy price to pay for popularity."
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"Which is a greater loss?"
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"I don't know."
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"come this Monday morning,"
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"everyone at this school will have pity on me,"
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"and that's got to be worth something, right?"
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"Because no one can ever take that pity away."
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"You've earned it."
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"Well, with the exception of Shelly and Poppy Downes,"
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"everything turned out to be pretty okay."
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"They never did find out who killed Poppy,"
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"so I guess justice was served."
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"I also realize that"
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"this second time through high school,"
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"I'm a little bit wiser."
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"Oh, I'm still doing the wrong things,"
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"but at least I'm doing them the right way."
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"Oh, I almost forgot..."
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"It's me, Jerri."
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"Umm, there's someone I want you to meet."
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"Shelly, this is my real mother."
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"Goodnight."
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"I got your goofballs, I got your peyote, amphetamines,"
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"and also mood stabilizers."
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"Okay, first of all, I'd like you to know..."
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"[ARRRRRGHHHH]"
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"History has taught us many things."
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"Failing grades?!"
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"and a little less about parties."
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"Oh, you look really busy."
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"Oh, yeah, maybe not."
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"I have to work on a paper."
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"And then just go with what you know."
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"I would just die if anything ever, ever happened to you."
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"Well, you can't tell."
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"Who wants to go to a cock fight?"
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"I can make drugs."
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"Oh, and Poppy,"
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"I suggest you pack a little bag because..."
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"and she thinks she might have found a way,"
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"crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmys."
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"I am?"
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"Okay, then, let's climb."
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"Poppy!"
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"So do they know where she got the drugs?"
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"Jerri, do you..."
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"and hanging out with the gutter hypes."
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"[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]"
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"who might be able to come?"
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""Take care of my boyfriend..."
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"Oh, Shelly."
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"Oh my God!"
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"But I do know one thing,"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Mom, this is Shelly."
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"I've calculated your final grade point average"
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"[BEE-LIKE BUZZING]"
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"I'm having a Poppy Downes memorial party"
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"Shelly!"
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"Shelly!"
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"Okay everybody!"
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"thrash themselves through one!"
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"Ah! Yeah..."
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"I'll peel my own bananas."
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"And I'm afraid it all adds up"
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"Oh th-that's cool,"
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"Jerri, let me give you a little advice."
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"Really? You have such a beautiful brother."
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"and bring it to school tomorrow, and uh..."
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""Go with what you know.""
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"Dedicating the time capsule."
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"Shelly."
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"Shelly!"
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"Yeah, and then what?"
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"What a shame!"
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"and watch the film."
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"Gosh."
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"I was this close"
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"I mean, bring a book."
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"Oh, just a little bit of Americana"
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"Well, you seem like an outsider."
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"Listen to me, Jerri, you know something,"
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"How's my favorite little turtle?"
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"JERRI & JELLINECK: Just go with what you know."
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"Uh... do you have a minute?"
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"but, uh..."
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