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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Old Habits/New Beginnings (S01E01)

"Jerri?"
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"Are you ready with your report?"
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"For example..."
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"One night... I'll make this quick..."
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"One night, I was thrown by a horse"
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"and I had to have a laminectomy. Thank you, Jerri."
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"You all know the size of a king-size sheet, right?"
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"You try scrambling down that in the dark"
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"Really, Jerri, that's fine."
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"What was your report on again?"
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"Brazil."
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"Thank you, Jerri."
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"Oh, real quick."
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"We're serving hot fruit."
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"read chapters 15 through 23."
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"Jerri..."
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"Can you stay a minute?"
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"Oh, I gotta leave early today."
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"Heh, I'm having my uterus scraped."
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"Oh, I-uh I brought a note."
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"I know, I read the note."
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"We all... Read the note."
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"I think you should be more concerned"
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"with your failing grades."
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"We've only been in school for 3 days!"
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"to you being held back."
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"But if I don't graduate by the time I'm 50,"
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"I'll be the laughing stock of Flatpoint High."
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"thinking about your grades"
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"No one makes friends with a failure."
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"Now you run along and have fun."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Hey, Poppy."
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"I see you haven't had a chance to sign up for my party yet."
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"Maybe now would be a good time to do it."
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"You want to do something after school today?"
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"I'm being fitted for the homecoming crown."
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"Maybe Saturday we could go to"
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""Ministrokes" and play some putt-putt."
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"Hey, Jerri, what's up?"
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"Way to go!"
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"getting Poppy to sign up for the party."
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"Then you came and you scared her away."
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"You don't want those girls at your party anyway, Jerri."
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"You should hear the things they say about your face"
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"behind your back."
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"But if they don't come, it's just gonna be you and me."
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"Oh, forget about it, let's go to lunch, I'm starving."
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"I can't go to lunch."
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"Oh, boo-hoo."
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"I won't be dining with a pan-faced chimp..."
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"Mr. Jellineck?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"What are you painting?"
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"for Drug Awareness Week."
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"It's the Battle of Miami."
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"as they attempted to land."
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"Nice colors."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"You know my door is always open."
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"What's on your mind?"
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"Ha, ha, ha ahhh... I'm an artist."
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"Step-brother."
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"Oh, of course."
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"you're a very special person, you know that?"
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"Yes, you are."
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"You just need to dig deep inside"
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"Just dig around, like a badger in a trash can."
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"All right now?"
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"Okay, you run along, I got work to do."
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"Shelly!"
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"Come here, ahhhh, Shelly..."
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"I only wish I knew what I had to offer."
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"Oh babies, I love you Shelly."
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"You're the only one I can talk to."
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"It's "Shelly for President"!"
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"Can you imagine what type of loser party she'll have?"
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"BRITTANY: Good joke, Poppy!"
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"My God, we should go just to have a good laugh."
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"Oh, hi, Jerri."
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"Oh... hi."
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"Gosh, that's a nice outfit."
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"I got it at the Comfort Zone."
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"Ohhh, really?"
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"Why can't we just be friends?"
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"Because people like you and people like us"
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"are never friends."
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"BRITTANY: She really thinks we're going to be friends with her?"
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"A cock fight?"
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"Hey, don't you girls hate it"
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"No?"
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"Oh really, Jerri?"
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"Is that a fact?"
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"I could whip up a batch tonight with my eyes closed."
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"It would make you trip your tight little ass off."
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"Okay, Jerri."
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"Alrighty, we'll just see."
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"Ewwww!"
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"Daddy?"
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"Hey, school went really great today,"
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"I need to ask you for some advice."
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"You don't know her or anything,"
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"she's a very uh... pretty girl,"
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"outgoing, beautiful, gorgeous."
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"Well all she really wants is for people to like her, see,"
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"Hey, Pops, can I have a few bucks for some chow?"
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"Thanks, Pops."
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"Hey, Jerr, I hear Anne is coming to your party!"
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"Really, Anne who?"
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"Anne-Visible huh, huh."
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"No one is coming to your party, plug."
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"Color me out of here."
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"Yeah, sleep lightly, ya pussy."
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"You're lucky Pop's here."
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"Expect me when you least expect me."
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"Stupid blood fart!"
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"Jerri!"
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"Well, he is."
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"Look, Jerri, I don't mean to butt in, but..."
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