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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - On the Same Paige (S10E10)

"Don't worry, Jay. It's -- It's not for you."
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"Oh, good. I didn't know where I was going with that."
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"Tonight is a fundraiser at Lily's school."
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"We're, you know, raising money for the kids."
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"A night of song and sketch."
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"All the dads are performing. Well..."
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"Proud of you, son."
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"Ah, it's not a complete victory."
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"I still have to watch it, so..."
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"Thanks for breakfast, Dad. Hey,"
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"I love spending time with you two!"
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"and literally, everybody else I knew was busy."
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"That's also why I give a lot of birthday presents"
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"from the pro-shop. You know, mugs"
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"and visors that say "Kiss My Putter,""
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""Talk Birdie To Me.""
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"So, if you're not rushed,"
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"you should treat yourself to our spa."
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"You know, get a couple of, uh..."
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"a couple of standard treatments."
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"Oh, well, you're so generous."
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"Might I say you look very handsome"
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"in that shirt we gave you for Christmas."
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"They also make it in "Queen's coral" -- oh, no."
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"Did I spoil your birthday? Sounds like you might."
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"[ Cellphone chimes, vibrates ]"
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"Oh. [ Laughs ]"
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"What's so funny? Oh, it's just that"
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"I've been e-mailing this mom at school."
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"We both volunteer together."
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"You -- You e-mail? It's harmless. Listen."
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""Hey, Jay, enjoyed laughing around the planetarium with you."
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"Your jokes were out of this world.""
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"Hm, okay. So, if it's so harmless,"
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"I'm sure Gloria knows about this flirty quipstress."
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"Don't make something out of this."
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"Oh, my God. Oh!"
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"That's why he's wearing the shirt."
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"[ Gasps ] Because it makes your blue eyes pop."
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"I'm not letting you magpies dirty this up."
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"[ Cellphone chimes, vibrates ]"
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"[ Cellphone unlocks ] Oh, uh..."
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""Park by the swings"
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"so I can help you carry stuff in.""
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"[ Sultry voice ] "Park by the swings"
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"so I can help you carry stuff in.""
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"You're sullying this, and I'm leaving!"
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"Okay, well, say "hi" to your girlfriend. She's not my girlfriend."
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"The only reason we're paired together"
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"Both: Oo-ooh!"
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"Damn it!"
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"We used to do that all the time, and then we stopped."
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"Why? I don't know."
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"Joe!"
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"Why did I find your eye patch"
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"in the garbage? I don't know."
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"Were you throwing away another parking ticket?"
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"Okay, you have to put it on."
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"Why? My lazy eye is fixed."
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"Okay, I'm over here,"
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"and it's only one more week."
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"And you look tough,"
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"like a little warlord."
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"[ Car horn honks ] Oh, that's Liam's mom."
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"See you after school."
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"Okay, papi, but promise me"
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"that you're going to wear the eye patch"
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"the whole day. I will."
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"I can't believe you don't trust me."
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"Two days ago,"
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"I caught you trying to copy"
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"a $20 bill in the printer."
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"Dad says I get to pick what we watch on TV"
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"when I start making my own money."
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"Go to school."
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"If you guys are ready,"
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"me and Julio will get started."
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"Oh, by any chance, did you guys meet down by the schoolyard?"
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"[ Soothing music plays ]"
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"Ohh."
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"Oh, that's the spot."
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"[ Moaning ] Ohhh, yeah."
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"Oo-o-ooh!"
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"Now I'm remembering why we haven't had"
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"a couples massage since our honeymoon."
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"Aruba."
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"That's not where we went."
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"That's the noise he made."
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"[ Growling ] Arrruuuubaaaa."
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"Cam, could you just..."
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"[quietly] just...shh."
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"[ Quietly ] I'm sorry. Thank you."
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"[ Moaning ] Ohh, yeah."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Mm? Mm-hmm. Nope."
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"[ Normal voice ] What happened? Was he forward?"
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"No, I just can't relax with you making these noises."
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"Well, I can't relax without making the noises."
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"Which is why I'm leaving. Thank you, Julio,"
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"It's Aweema-weh."
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"Good luck to you both. Okay."
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"Hey, Mom. Everything all right?"
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"Of course. I just felt like making a stop"
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"by the hallowed halls of community college."
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"Oh, some frat guys decided"
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"to drive the dean's office to Burning Man."
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"Okay. Well, anyhoo,"
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"since we're here,"
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"before you drop that history class,"
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"could you possibly turn in an old paper of mine?"
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"but you know you just did something weird"
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"and I didn't ask a single follow-up question?"
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"You owe me one of those."
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"How'd you even get an old paper on a thumb drive?"
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"Ish."
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"The old paper was on an old format,"
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"but it was a simple matter"
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"of stringing a couple of old machines together"
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"to get what I needed."
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