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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - On the Same Paige (S10E10)

"Yes, I have been accused of having"
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"a little problem with perfectionism..."
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"* It's working"
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"...but I also have a little problem with injustice,"
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"much as a certain U.S. President had a little problem"
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"with European Imperialism. Yes!"
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"Of course when a man does it, it becomes a doctrine."
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"and when a woman does it,"
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"she's hysterical."
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"[ Marker squeaking ] I hope you guys like counting 'crows."
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"Es-crows, that is."
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"Phil: It had become a familiar sound --"
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"my 18 devoted students laughing as one."
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"Only something was different this time."
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"Could it be that I had a wobbler in my midst?"
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"Sure enough, Paige Stevens"
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"was going through the course catalog."
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"If I lost her, I'd be below my minimum and lose the class."
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"For the sake of those 17 dreamers,"
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"I had no choice but to unleash the Dunphy charm."
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"Paige Stevens. Present."
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"Oh, we already did that part, and you nailed it."
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"I read your essay last night."
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"Whom did you study privately with?"
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"I'm sorry? Come, now, Paige."
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"Your insight, your grasp of the vernacular."
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"W-Was it Freemont?"
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"Or perhaps one of the Europeans?"
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"No. [ Normal voice ] Oh, of course not."
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"He lives as a recluse. He hasn't taken students in years."
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"[ Inhales deeply ] I'm simply saying"
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"that your raw instincts"
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"may be the best thing to happen to real estate"
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"since the allowing of split commissions in 1994."
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"Didn't you tell us it was --"
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"Can we for one moment"
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"Just promise me that in a few short years"
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"when you become the next Fred Dunham,"
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"that you'll come visit us?"
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"[ Exhales sharply ] Do you really think..."
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"I don't think."
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"I know."
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"From there, it was a bit of flattery,"
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"a dash of encouragement,"
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"and Paige was turned."
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"So, if I could paraphrase"
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"what our star pupil just pointed out,"
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"of finding the "dupe" in "duplex.""
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"[ Laughter ] And there it was again,"
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"that sweet music --"
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"18 people laughing."
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"I'll see you all next week."
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"Definitely."
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"Oh, and I am holding office hours at my house,"
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"so feel free to come by any time."
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"Oh, cool."
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"Oh, you --"
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"Uh, Paige."
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""Mrs. Paige Dunphy"?"
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"Phil: Curses."
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"I'd over-wooed my wobbler."
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"Are we still on for dinner tonight?"
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"Yeah, I can probably get us in"
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"to the late seating at my grandpa's country club."
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"Can you hold off 'til 6:30?"
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"Actually, I thought"
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"maybe I could come over and cook for you."
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"Awesome."
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"Hey, there's my favorite class dad!"
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"Oh, hey. Hey."
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"Tie my apron, will you?"
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"My pleasure."
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"Uh, not my -- not my pleasure, of course."
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"That sounds weird,"
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"and I'm not a weird man."
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"Mitch and Cam got in my head."
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"I'd had a perfectly innocent relationship with the fun mom,"
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"Suddenly I couldn't mention one thing in that school"
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"without it sounding like a double entendre."
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"Nap time?"
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"Fun zone?"
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"[ Warily ] Juice box..."
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"I got some nice tomatoes."
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"Oh, yep."
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"Did you spill something? Huh? No."
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"Guess I ought to take this off."
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"[ Chuckles ] Boy, feels naked without it."
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"You ever feel that way? Naked?"
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"I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch,"
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"but after finding it in the garbage,"
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"I had to make sure."
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"I didn't want him to mess up his vision."
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"I think it's a big problem in this country."
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"Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes."
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"Let's take a selfie"
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"Flash those baby blues."
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"Did you preheat my oven?"
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"Not on purpose."
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"Well, that was quite a little snitfit back there."
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"Were you trying to embarrass me, or...?"
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"Mm, is that even possible?"
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"The singing in the restaurants,"
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"your Herbal Essence audition during the massage?"
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"You know, you're the one who should be embarrassed."
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"I am. Isn't that what we're fighting about?"
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"Look at you. You can't even put on"
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"[ Quietly ] It's called modesty, Cam."
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"[ Quietly ] Yeah, yeah. You know what? Well, it's all"
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"You know, I'm not embarrassing."
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"You're the one that's just embarrassed by everything."
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"Ow."
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"This seems worth it. I'm fine."
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"No, you're not, and it's affecting all of us."
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"You're constantly shushing Lily and me,"
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"scolding us just for living out loud. [ Sighs ]"
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"No, we can't, because I'll be busy"
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"performing in Fathers' Follies --"
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"You're missing out on life, Mitchell."
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"You need to take off your shackles."
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"who you are."
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