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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"This way, if you pass out in the gutter..."
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"(LAUGHING) It tickles!"
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"...someone will call me, and I will come get you."
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"Thanks, Carl."
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"- We both know it. - Excuse me?"
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"Me and Robin. Me and Robin. I have to make one more call."
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"Hey, it's me again."
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"Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other."
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"We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway."
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"And we only get one life."
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"So, why don't you come over to my apartment right now,"
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"and we'll think of something stupid to do together."
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"Thanks, Carl."
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"It's Robin. That's Robin in there."
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"Did you guys..."
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"Those five shots got you farther with Robin than your brain ever did."
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"See what happens when you don't think? You do!"
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"More importantly, you do Robin. Come on!"
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"But, still, what does this mean? Are we dating now?"
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"I mean, I never pictured it going down this way,"
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"but maybe that's how it had to happen. I mean, think about it."
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"Someone get him a shot. He's thinking again."
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"Well, hold on, man. Maybe it's not such a bad idea to think about this one."
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"You and Robin went down this road before. You got dinged up, really bad."
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"You know who might have something to say about Ted's future with Robin?"
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"Robin. Go wake her up."
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"- Wake her up and say what? - Daddy's home."
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"Good luck, buddy."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Ted, it's Robin."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Hey, Robin. How are you?"
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"- Is that Robin? - So, who's the girl in the bedroom?"
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"...about those phone calls last night. - I have no idea!"
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"- Yeah, sure. Come on over. - Thanks."
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"No! Wait! Don't come."
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"She's coming over. Crap!"
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"Wait, this is killing me. We have to find out who that girl is."
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"Trudy. My name is Trudy."
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"OLDER TED; And then Trudy filled us in,"
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"I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner."
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"I know. It's two years of my life I'm never getting back."
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"A little part of me wants to just jump the bones of the next guy I see."
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"Daddy's home."
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"Or the one after that."
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"So, you just gave me your number, and your name is Amy."
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"Ladies."
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"I love everyone in this bar!"
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"Look at that idiot go."
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"What am I doing in the ladies' room?"
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"Oh, right, I came in here 'cause I thought I was gonna throw up."
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"Did you?"
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"I did not."
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"And the streak continues. Vomit-free since '93."
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"Sorry, Trudy. Go on."
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"I liked your performance."
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"I wish I had your guts."
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"Getting up and making a complete idiot of myself."
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"- So do it. - I don't know."
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"Still, I've had a pretty serious week."
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"I could sure stand to do something stupid."
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"I'm something stupid. Do me."
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"Here, let me."
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"Was it invented by a woman named Carrie Okie?"
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"These are the kinds of things I think about."
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""Karaoke" is Japanese for empty orchestra."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"Hey, it works."
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"Then I guess you're gonna have to call me."
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"I gotta make one more call."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, it's me again."
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"Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other."
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"We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway."
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"And we only get one life."
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"So I came over here."
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"And now I'm really, really embarrassed."
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"Damn it, Trudy! What about the pineapple?"
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"Sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Robin's here. Look, Trudy, I need you to hide in my bedroom."
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"Why? Is that your girlfriend?"
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"No. That's not my girlfriend. Look, it's complicated."
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"You're married. Yeah, I can't believe I did this."
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"No, no, no. I'm not married. I'll explain after you hide."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"- Hey, Robin. Top of the morning. - ROBIN: Hey, guys."
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"Yeah, no kidding. Those calls were really weird."
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"Look, Ted, maybe we need to talk."
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"- Let's go get a snack. - I love to snack."
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"Come on. Those calls weren't that weird."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"TED; Robin! Come hang out!"
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"Okay, I'm gonna make this sound till you come hang out,"
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"That goes on for three and a half minutes."
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"Without a breath? That's gotta be some kind of record."
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"Ted, you can't do this. Please."
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"We agreed to be friends, and now you're making it all confusing."
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"No, I'm not. Look, I just turned off my brain for the night."
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"Nothing's changed. You've moved on. I've moved on."
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"Really? You've moved on?"
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"Yes. What, you don't believe me?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"Trudy! Come on out."
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"You are gonna laugh."
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"- Wait, you were with someone last night? - Yeah, Trudy. She's cool."
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"Trudy, come on out."
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"Yeah, seriously, it's okay."
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"This is so Trudy. She's really shy. I think."
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"Trudy?"
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"Hi, Trudy. I'm Robin. It's nice to meet you."
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"You're right, she's shy."
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"I'm not making this up. She must've climbed out the fire escape."
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"Then why did you hide her from me?"
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"Wow, you're good."
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"Anyone ever tell you you should be on 60 Minutes?"
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"- Yes, you did. Last night. - Really?"
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"Well."
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"Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night."
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"And don't feel bad. I've woken up with worse."
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