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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"No, look, I am serious. Think about it. He always wears black,"
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"Oh, my God. That does describe a vampire. Or, you know, a bartender."
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"- So, where's Thurston Howell taking you? - A charity dinner."
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"- And it's for Third World hunger. - You gonna put out?"
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"I think my soul just threw up a little bit."
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"And second, she's not the girl of my dreams."
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"Is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it?"
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"See, if you'd taken a moment to think about that..."
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"That worked? I hate the world."
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"Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think."
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"Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason."
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"Your brain screws you up, Ted. It gets in the way."
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"And it's gonna keep on happening,"
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"Oh, no. I want you to do five shots."
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"Ted, he's right. You over think. Maybe you should over drink."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"...drink, drink! ...drink, drink!"
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"I love it. I love it. I love it!"
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"...drink, drink. Drink! ...drink, drink. Drink!"
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"OLDER TED; And that's all I remember, except for a few hazy memories,"
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"Okay. What the hell happened last night?"
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"No dibs!"
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"How quickly you all forget! I haven't puked since high school."
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"You should be one of the minutes!"
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"Take it slow, Robin. Take it slow."
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"Slow."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX)"
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"Ted?"
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"- What the hell happened to my jacket? - Whoa."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"You guys take care of me. You guys are the best."
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"Okay, you can call now. God, this is intense. I love it."
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"It's Carl from the bar."
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"And I am gonna throw up."
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"Hey, how easy you think it would be to sneak into the zoo?"
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"Yeah, this'll go good."
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"Really? Great."
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"Wait, really? Great."
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"Ted, I think you and I should have a talk..."
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"- Do you mind if I swing by? - Ask her about the pineapple!"
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"He's kind of cute."
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"What, the karaoke?"
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"(LAUGHING) You're funny."
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"- Hey, can I call you sometime? - Okay."
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"Why do they call it "karaoke," anyhow?"
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"Wow. That's hauntingly beautiful."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Robin. Good sweater."
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"Sorry I kept calling you like that. I was pretty drunk."
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"I'm good."
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"(TED BELLOWING)"
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"and a pineapple,"
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"OLDER TED; Now, I remember a lot of stories"
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"But there's one story I don't remember,"
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"Uncle Marshall still refers to it as the "pineapple incident,""
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"The night started like any other, We were downstairs at the bar,"
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"Hey, it's on the house."
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"- Whoa! - Whoa!"
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"It's my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon."
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"- ALL: Wow. - Thanks, Carl."
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"- Really sweet. - Wow."
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"- We're not really doing shots, are we? - I hope not."
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"- No, no, no. - Not in a million years."
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"These look kind of like blood."
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"Okay, I know that you've all dismissed this theory before."
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"But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire?"
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"- No. - That's ludicrous."
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"we never see him in the daylight, only after dark."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- Well, I should go get dressed. - Where you going, buddy, hot date?"
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"I'll say. She's going out with a billionaire."
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"Lily, I told you not to call him that."
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"Wait, you're really going out with a billionaire?"
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"He's not a billionaire. He's a hundred millionaire."
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"Why do people always round up?"
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"- Yeah, $2,000 a plate. - $1,500! Stop rounding up."
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"What? There's only one reason he's taking her to this dinner,"
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"and it's not so little Mu Tu can get his malaria pills."
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"Well, I'm gonna be late. You guys have fun."
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"- Bye. - See you."
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"- Bye. - See you."
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"- You okay? - Sure. Why?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Girl of your dreams, dating a billionaire."
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"Okay, first of all, hundred millionaire."
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"We're just friends."
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"Look, it would not be smart if we got together."
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"I mean, I'm looking to settle down, she's looking for..."
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"(SNORING)"
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"What, you done? Great."
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"Check out table number four."
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"See that little hottie on the end? She's short, but has an ample bosom."
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"I love it. She's like half boob. Let's go."
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"Yeah, and say what? What's our big opening line?"
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"Oh, it's, "Daddy's home.""
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"- Daddy's home? - Yeah."
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"(LAUGHING) Okay, you want us to go over there, right now,"
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"and say to those girls, Daddy's home?"
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"Really think about that, Barney."
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"Yeah, I think it's pretty solid."
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"Okay, think about this."
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"There's garlic fries."
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"Okay, well, I'll get back to you."
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"Then Daddy wouldn't have gotten this seven-digit Father's Day card from Amy."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"I'm teaching you how to do, do, do."
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"- Doo-doo. - Totally."
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"So I think a lot. I happen to have a very powerful brain."
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"- It can't be helped. - Oh, yes, it can."
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"Interesting!"
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"It's like the universe was saying, "Hey, Barney, there's this dude,"
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""he's pretty cool, but it's your job to make him awesome.""
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"It happened with Robin. It happened with half boob."
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"until you power down that bucket of neuroses, inebriation style."
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"So what? You want me to do a shot?"
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"- Barney, I think you've officially... - No, don't think. Do!"
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"- Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. - Drink. Drink. Drink."
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"Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being?"
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"Guys, you are being immature, and moronic, and drink, drink."
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"- Drink, drink, drink... - Drink, drink, drink..."
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"Let me tell you something about this brain, okay?"
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