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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Marshall and Lily had been together for nine wonderful years,"
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"I'll walk you out."
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"See ya."
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"What? No! No, Barney, I was..."
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"You're finally forgetting about that short redhead."
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"- Yes! - Oh, God."
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"- Dubble Bubbles. - Nice!"
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"I am not taking no for an answer."
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"He checked out my ass."
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"for the first time since he was 17."
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"Um, I guess."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"so, in hypothetical terms, you scored last night."
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"My favorite, number seven:"
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"I'm Paula. I sing in a punk band for children."
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"Oh, she's such a..."
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"I mean, how do you think he's going to feel when he hears Lily's moved on?"
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"Excellent. Have you chosen your entree?"
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"What's the matter, four eyes, you got astigmatism or something?"
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"but I just got out of a long relationship."
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"I have no idea what I'm doing."
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"I'm Marshall."
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"Don't worry. I've been there."
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"Barney, this is Amy."
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"I thought you were gonna call me a jerk."
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"The Scorpion and the Toad."
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"No way."
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"- Let's go. - Wait."
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"You must be majoring in chemistry,"
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"College lesbian phase."
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"Yes, it would."
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"Great."
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"I did it! I got a girl's phone number."
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"Oh, and her handwriting is so cute, look."
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"and then maybe we'll walk through the park."
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"Best beach ever!"
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"Terrific."
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"So, congratulations, you win."
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"- Stop it! - You don't want to see..."
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"Look, if you want Marshall back so bad,"
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"And hey, how's Marshall?"
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"I can't teach you anything."
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"Hey, I'm Dan. I'm a neurosurgeon. You are stunning, by the way."
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"I screwed everything up."
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"In a heartbeat."
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"Maybe."
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""Maybe" cannot be in your vocabulary."
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"If things had gone your way-- you'd gone out a couple times,"
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"Come on, you can't give up now."
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"almost there..."
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"on a double date with the twins."
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"Yeah. That's happening."
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"It is impossible that you're doing this to me again."
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"would be like being in a candy store."
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"Oh, bad news-- Marshall got food poisoning."
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"- What? - Oh, no."
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"That's too bad. I really liked him."
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"Oh, you mean New York? My program ended."
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"I just got out of a long relationship."
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"Wha... wait, I know magic."
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"until she dumped him and ran off to San Francisco."
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"The healing process was taking a long time."
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"Then, one night, he made a giant leap forward."
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"All right, I'll see you guys later."
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"You just checked out Robin's ass."
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"Dude, that's awesome."
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"Yes, Lily. Thank you. That was going to drive me crazy all night."
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"Hey, Ted, Marshall just checked out your girlfriend's ass."
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"- I did not, Ted, I... - That's awesome."
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"You're finally getting better."
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"This is the moment I've been waiting for."
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"Starting tonight, I am going to teach you how to live."
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"Ted, you had your chance. You're out; Marshall's in."
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"Marshall, being a single guy in New York City is like..."
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"What's something everybody likes?"
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"Candy."
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"Yes, it's like being in a candy store."
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"You just walk right in and grab yourself some Whoppers."
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"Yeah."
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"Is Whoppers the best one?"
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"Mounds."
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"Milk Duds."
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"Gobstoppers."
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"I'll just skip to the end."
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"Marshall. We're doing this."
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"Fine."
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"Hey, Robin. Marshall checked out your ass."
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"Hey, tell him thanks. I felt like I was having a bad ass day."
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"Cool, see ya."
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"Lily."
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"None of us had seen Lily in three months."
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"There were so many unanswered questions,"
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"so many things to say."
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"Your hair is adorable."
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"Meanwhile, Barney was taking Marshall out to meet women"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Look how sweaty my hands are."
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"It's weird, right? Uh, sweat?"
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"Like, this smelly water coming out of your skin."
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"I-I-I hate to interrupt, but, uh,"
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"do you like magic?"
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"Anyway, Marshall here is awesome."
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"Salad in a bag? His idea."
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"Dude! You were awesome last night."
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"You were charming, you were funny,"
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"you were totally working that girl."
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"You went home with her."
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"Yes, I did."
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"But she told me that if it wasn't for me,"
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"you would have had a shot with her,"
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"All right!"
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"Hypothetical high five."
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"Nice."
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"All right. Tonight, we're going to go to the bar..."
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"Come on! I'll, I'll teach you all of my strategies."
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"Oh, really?"
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"create a mystery about yourself."
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"That way, they become so intrigued, they have to hang out with you all night."
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"Oh, come on, does that really work?"
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"Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't."
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