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Clips from Happy Days - Be the First on Your Block (S01E01)

"The Cold War is a fact of life."
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"Now, first of all, I want you to call me Ernie."
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"Oh, no, no, that's just a rumour. See, my dad talked about it once."
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"- You said you didn't. - Well..."
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"and show you where we're gonna build it."
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"You could save me a place in that shelter."
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"I know, but we can survive with good taste."
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"- You said I could. - Hey, guys. Rich."
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"- I don't wanna hurt their feelings. - Sure, Richard."
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"If Hugo goes, I go."
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"Sure, Richard. I'm all ears."
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"Dad, I don't understand what's happening."
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"Ladies and gentlemen."
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"Yeah. Okay, Ernie, that'll be just fine. We'll see you in a few minutes."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Marion, Joanie, we're gonna have a family meeting."
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"Good. I like it when we do things together."
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"Richie, come on down, front and centre."
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"I hate family meetings. I always end up losing part of my allowance."
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"- Chuck's not here. - Well, I'll be his proxy, Marion."
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"He's not much help anyway."
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"He's always bouncing his basketball while I'm talking."
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"- Will you put that away, please? - What's going on?"
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"We're having a family meeting."
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"I hope it's your allowance and not mine."
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"- Whose allowance is it, Howard? - It's nobody's allowance."
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"Now, will you all please just sit down?"
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"Could we sort of hurry, Dad?"
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"See, Arnold just got back from Los Angeles."
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"He's gonna have his waitresses start wearing roller skates."
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"I can't wait to see Marsha on roller skates."
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"Yeah, well, you'll have to see Marsha tomorrow."
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"But, Dad, she might do some of her funniest falling tonight."
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"Now that we're all seated"
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"the meeting will please come to order."
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"- I tell you, I'm innocent. - This is not a trial, Joanie."
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"Now, look."
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"The reason I called you all here together is because,"
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"well, any minute now a salesman is gonna come in here."
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"- What kind of salesman? - We're buying a new house?"
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"What's wrong with this house?"
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"Well, we don't have enough closet space, Howard."
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"Life would be so pleasant if we just had enough closet space."
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"And it didn't sound good. And then one day,"
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"this salesman came into my store with this brochure and..."
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"Well, tonight he's coming here."
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"- What does he sell? - He sells"
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"- bomb shelters. - Bomb shelters?"
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"Well, let's not talk about that in front of the children. It'll just frighten them."
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"Now, listen, Marion, the Russians now have the bomb"
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"and they could decide to drop it on us."
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"And everyone, including our children, have got to live with it."
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"Now, look, I'm not trying to scare anyone."
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"I'm merely trying to protect my family."
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"Can we afford a bomb shelter?"
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"Well, we do have our funds for that vacation trip to Carlsbad Caverns."
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"Even bomb-shelter salesmen have feelings."
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"- Hi, Ernie. - Mr. Cunningham."
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"- Good to see you again. - Good to see you."
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"- You have a lovely house here. - Thank you."
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"Marion, Richard, Joanie, this is Mr. Marinetti."
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"The whole family. Good, good."
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"Son, big boy. Lovely daughter and of course, Mom."
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"Nice to meet you all."
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"I'm a very informal person. Okay?"
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"Good. And may I call you Herbert?"
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"Well, I don't like Herbert. My name is Howard."
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"I'm sorry. I'm very bad on names."
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"I thought salesmen were supposed to be good at names."
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"What a cute kid."
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"You're not a kid at all. Why, you're almost a teenager."
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"Now we'll start out with the deluxe model."
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"It's a two-foot concrete wall all around"
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"with a complete inside shielding of solid lead."
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"- To tell you the truth... - Too expensive?"
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"Okay, why don't we try the standard model."
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"Now, it's the same dimensions,"
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"same safety features inside and out except for the lead."
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"Ernie, just before you came in we took another vote"
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"and decided against buying the shelter."
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"Okey-dokey. That's entirely up to you."
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"Look, I hope we haven't wasted your time."
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"Howard, it's never a waste of time to meet a nice family."
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"You're not gonna try harder to sell us?"
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"Richie, what I'm trying to sell you is something for your own good."
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"I mean, I used to be a patio-furniture salesman."
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"And I admit I was... I was quite a hustler."
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"But this is something that I honestly believe in."
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"You really think there'll be a need for it, Ernie?"
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"- Margaret, if I... - No, my name's..."
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"No, no, no. Don't tell me."
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"Martha. No, no. Margaret-No."
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"- Minnie. - Oh, please let me help you."
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"- No, I've got it. Marsha. Mitzie? - No."
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"- Oh, you better help me. - Marion."
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"- No, that's not it. - Yes, it is."
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"Oh, of course it is. Of course it is. I was just kidding."
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"No. I honestly believe what Edward R..."
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"- Murrow. - Murrow. Murrow said."
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"Do you have your own bomb shelter?"
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"Of course I do, Howard."
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"You know, Howie, I like to think of my little bomb shelter"
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"as a sort of a personal little secret message to Nikita Khrushchev"
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"that the good old U.S. of A. Is not gonna be pushed around."
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"- Well, I'm all for that. - Right."
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"Well, just think about it a minute."
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"I mean, it's very possible that in case of nuclear attack"
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"there are going to be very few survivors left around here"
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"to repopulate this beautiful town."
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"Joanie, I think you should leave the room."
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"It's just getting interesting."
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"I'd like to try repopulating."
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"Richard."
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"Dad, I just wanna do my part as a good American."
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"Oh, be careful."
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"Watch out, everybody."
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"Marsh, think you're ready for the Roller Derby?"
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"Oh, why did Arnold have to go to Los Angeles?"
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"If he'd gone to Atlantic City, I'd be pushed around in a boardwalk cart."
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"I'm not an athletic lady, you know."
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