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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Chet's Shirt (S03E03)

"- Michael York, what do you think? - I'm so appalled by the idea"
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"- that I'm struck dumb. - It's a good idea. Think about it."
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"and name tags."
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"- Larry, what do you envision? - I don't know, I think..."
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"All right, so give us a choice."
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"I'll come back with something you'll be very happy with."
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"Is everybody good with that? I'm good with that."
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"So, you're in."
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"Welcome aboard."
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"So, we're definitely doing this?"
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"It's right on Ocean. It's in a great location, they've got a great chef..."
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"There are tons of people with money."
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"Maybe they could, but I'm lucky I was asked."
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"- We can make a lot of money from this. - Oh, I hope so."
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"- But that's not even the point. - What is the point?"
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"We could hang out there."
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"People would come in and I'll walk around and go to a table..."
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"- "Are you enjoying your meal?" - You're going to walk around?"
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"This is why you want to do this, so you can chat with people?"
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""How's everything? Are you enjoying it?""
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"I thought you didn't like talking to people."
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"I don't like talking to people I know,"
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"but strangers I have no problem with."
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"I think it'll be fun. I was put in charge of uniforms."
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"This is something that I'm very interested in."
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"I always wondered, "How do they choose the uniforms?""
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"Well, I'm going to choose the uniforms."
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"I'm going shopping with Jeff to pick out uniforms for the waiters."
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"so you can pick out uniforms for..."
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"It's not only uniforms, you're making other decisions."
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"I asked about... we're gonna get sweet potatoes on the menu."
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"'Cause you can't get sweet potatoes anywhere. Have you noticed that?"
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"Everybody's noticed that."
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"I have this great idea about bells for the table,"
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"'cause you can never summon waiters."
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"They never come when you want them."
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"- I think it went okay. - They liked that idea?"
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"- I think they did. - People ringing bells"
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"- all over the restaurant? - Yeah."
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"Is that a new shirt?"
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"Yeah, this is the shirt"
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"- that Chet was wearing in the picture. - At Barbara's house?"
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"Really? You went shopping?"
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"I did. I love the shirt. Ted Danson liked it too."
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"I'm getting a lot of compliments on it."
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"It paid for me to open my mouth."
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"And your dentist called and wants us over for dinner Saturday."
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"- Dr. Blore? - Yeah."
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"- Wants to have us for dinner? - Yeah."
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"I thought that you'd know what that meant."
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"He's my dentist. Why is he calling me for dinner?"
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"I don't know."
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"Well, what are we gonna talk about, my teeth?"
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"I've never mentioned anything to him about getting together."
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"Well, I'm just gonna tell him"
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"we're going out of town or something."
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"- Okay. - Because if we go over to his house"
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"for dinner, we'll have to invite him someplace."
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"Then the next time I go there, there's gonna be tension..."
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""I invited you, why didn't you invite me?" You know what I mean?"
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"- We don't want to get into that game. - Um-mmm."
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"I'll need a new dentist soon, there's no question about it."
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"That's the end of this dentist for all intents and purposes."
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"I'm telling you, it's already ruined."
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"The whole thing... ah, everybody's got to get together."
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"Hey. How about this?"
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"That's what you want the waiters to wear?"
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"So you want the waiters to dress like you?"
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"Oh, man, you're out of control."
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"No, they should walk around looking like you."
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"- I didn't say that. - Well...?"
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"What about this?"
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"- Hey, what about this? - Come on."
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"- It looks like a tablecloth, right? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah?"
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"So, the waiters' shirts match the tablecloth."
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"- And? - What do you mean, "and"?"
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"That's interesting."
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"- Interesting? - Yeah!"
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"I'm not finding anything."
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"We got to get out of here. There's nothing here. I'm gonna get..."
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"remember that shirt I was wearing that Ted Danson liked?"
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"- That cream shirt? - With the black?"
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"- I got it here. - That's very nice."
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"I might even get another one for me."
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"- Why? - 'Cause I always ruin my shirts."
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"I stain them and I'd like... it would be good to have an extra one."
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"No, it's fine. You get a stain on it, you got another one."
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"- Excuse me. - Yes, sir?"
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"I don't know if you remember. I was in a couple days ago,"
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"Yeah, the cream and black."
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"Look at that shirt. Is that a beauty, the epaulets?"
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"I don't know where you're going with this."
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"- Have you ever been to the mess hall? - No, I never have."
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"Have you ever seen well-dressed soldiers eating?"
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"- No, I've never been in the military. - You should eat there."
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"- Have you eaten in a mess hall? - Yes, I have."
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"- Really? - I never ate in an officers' mess hall,"
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"But I can imagine they're all there in their brilliant uniforms."
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"- When were you in the military? - Years ago,"
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"but that has nothing to do with anything."
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"Excuse me. I don't normally do this,"
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"but I know you from somewhere and I just can't place it."
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"Burt?"
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"No, I've never taken a spin class, sorry."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry. - Okay."
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"AA? I think I know you from there, don't I?"
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"No, I wish you did. it sounds like a nice place to hang out."
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"Where do I know...? What is your name?"
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"- Larry David. - Larry David, Burt Bondy."
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"Oh, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, right."
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"Burt Bondy."
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"You don't want me to say hello?"
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"It's kind of a trite thing to say to somebody anyway..."
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"- "Someone says hello"... - I hear what you're saying."
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"- That's good. - Yeah."
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"- Okay, it was nice meeting you. - Okay, Burt, take care."
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"Burt Bondy? What was that all about?"
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"My dentist invited me out to dinner."
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"Sir?"
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