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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Chet's Shirt (S03E03)

"- Last two. - Great."
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"I look at that and I see we're serving airline food."
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"Simple, simple, simple."
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"This is the shirt... crisp, clean, beautiful."
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"Now, here's where it all comes together."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I present... the vest."
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"Simple, lovely. It feels good."
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"- It's a vest! - Upscale."
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"- That's my favorite. - You really like that?"
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"- Classic. - I like it."
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"I got you a present."
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"Oh, look at that. That's the shirt you wore the other day."
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"That's nice."
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"That's great. Thanks, Lar, that's really sweet of you."
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"- Oh, gee, look at that. - A little rip there."
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"My God, I'm sorry."
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"Uh... couldn't you take it back?"
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"I don't even know where this store is."
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"It's on Wilshire and Eighth. I don't understand."
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"You want me to take it back? I just gave you a gift."
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"It's got a hole in it. That's not a gift."
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"- It's your responsibility. - It's not the point."
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"The point is, if you give somebody a gift,"
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"it's supposed to be a gift, not a problem."
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"And if you give somebody a gift, they're not supposed to be an ingrate."
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"All right, how about I give you a gift,"
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"and you have to pick it up in Seattle? That's a problem, not a gift."
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"- It's not quite the same thing. I'm giving you a gift."
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"It is the same thing. I appreciate the gesture. Thank you."
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"Fine, I'll keep the shirt."
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"- You took a nice thought, and all of a sudden it's like-"
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"- You took a nice thought... - I'm sorry."
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"So we're going with the blue shirt and the vest?"
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"Thank you, everybody, I appreciate that."
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"It just seems like you're taunting Ted."
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"When I buy a new shirt, I like to wear it a lot, so what?"
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"- Okay. Hi! - Hey."
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"Hi, Jill, happy birthday!"
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"Hi, Larry."
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"I like your tiara, that's nice."
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"Fifth birthday, this is very cool."
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"So let's get going. Where's my Lion costume? I'm ready."
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"- You are the Lion. - Hey, yes."
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"You can be the Tin Man."
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"- Dorothy. - Dorothy, please. Thanks. That's great."
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"I don't want to do the Tin Man."
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"It's a kid's party. You'll be fine, Lar, really."
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"- Why'd you take me off the Lion? - No reason."
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"No reason? There's got to be a reason."
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"Larry, it's a party. Let's lighten up, come on."
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"- You'll be fine. - Is it 'cause of the shirt?"
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"'Cause I wore the shirt? Because of the shirt?"
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"No, don't be silly, Larry."
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"- Help me out here. - It's a party."
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"- I don't like the Tin Man. - Well, all right,"
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"We'll find someone else. I'll be right back, sweetheart,"
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"- Okay. - Hey!"
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"What? She's five years old. She doesn't know how to spell."
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"I'm not gonna do the Tin Man."
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"- I don't do the voice. - What do you mean?"
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"- I don't do impressions. - Why say you can do the Lion?"
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"He's doing a great job."
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"- Larry! - Oh-hh!"
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"- Oh, oh, Larry, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God!"
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"All right, let's get some ice."
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"- Oh, my shirt! - Oh my God!"
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"My shirt!"
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"- We've got to get you to a dentist. - A dentist? It's Sunday."
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"- They're not open on Sunday. - We'll have to call Dr. Blore."
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"Dr. Blore?"
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"Maybe I need a little more novocaine."
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"No, it's gonna kick in. It's fine, yeah."
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"Still a little something?"
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"It's getting there. I feel it getting numb."
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"Good, I'll give it a minute."
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"Anyway, thanks for doing this."
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"I know dentists don't like to come in on Sundays."
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"It's like a sacred day."
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"Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, you know?"
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"Happy to do it. Sure missed you last Saturday."
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"- How did it turn out? - Oh, it was nice, but, you know..."
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"It would've been great. I'm so sorry I couldn't make it."
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"- Have a good trip? - Yeah, we went up to Sonoma."
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"My cousin's got a pear farm up there."
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"A pear farm? Like an orchard, right?"
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"Bartlett pears."
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"Bartlett, those are... I like pears."
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"but all weekend long, pear after pear."
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"- Pears in everything, sure. - Boy, oh, boy,"
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"I was getting the runs up there after a while."
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"Well, fruit will do that."
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"I'd much rather have been in your house on Saturday night than eating pears."
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"And it's relatives. What are you gonna do?"
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"Bob Bartlett... who the pear's named after?"
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"- The guy named Bob Bartlett. - I didn't realize the pear was named..."
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"- In the early part of the 20th century. - Here in the..."
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"Yeah, right here... up in Sonoma... Bob Bartlett."
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"And we went to his... saw his cabin and everything."
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"And he's still got relatives there."
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"Yeah, and they're still making a living off of these pears"
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"for over 100 years now."
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"Everybody knows a Bartlett pear, right?"
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"The Bartletts are... they run the town there."
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"- That's that a green pear, right? - No, it's a brown pear."
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"Burt Bondy was in this week."
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"Burt Bondy?"
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"Do I know him? I don't know."
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"- He seems to think you do. - Really?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Burt Bondy. - I don't think so."
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"I think we're ready."
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"She tried to, didn't she?"
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"How did it go?"
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"See the size of these things?"
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"He did it on purpose... Blore."
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"Because Bondy obviously told him that he ran into me"
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"and I wasn't out of town, And he did this to get even."
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"- They're only temporaries. - I know they're only temporaries,"
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"but temporaries aren't supposed to look like Ch/c/ets/"
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"- Look at the size of these things. - That's about right."
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