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Clips from The Jerk (1979)

"Do you believe this?"
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"First, they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine"
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"and now snails on the food."
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"Remember how you told me to take unnecessary lessons?"
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"And a very good student, too."
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"Adios, senora. Adios."
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"You took bullfighting?"
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"No. Knife-throwing."
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"Knife-throwing is great!"
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"I can almost do it."
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"Well, let me see your stuff."
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"Okay."
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"This is very good for a beginner."
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"This is exciting. I love this!"
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"Come on."
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"Turn sideways. Okay."
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"And put a balloon in your mouth."
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"Do you have a balloon?"
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"Uh, no."
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"Oh, wait. Yes."
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"Okay."
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"Is it in your mouth?"
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"Uh-huh!"
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"Throw 'em good and hard so they'll stick."
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"One,"
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"three!"
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"Four, five, six!"
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"Oh!"
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"I missed."
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"Honey, you did good."
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"Honey, you worry too much."
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"Come on. Let's flop this over and look at it another way."
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"Why, do you realize in the past two short months,"
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"it takes some people a lifetime to acquire?"
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"Come on!"
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"Oh, honey, here's that interview you did on TV."
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"Shut off the music! Shut it off! Shut off the music!"
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"Now, sit down. Just sit on the floor. Sit around."
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"American Time Newsmagazine,"
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"turns its probing eye on Navin Johnson,"
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"inventor of the Opti-Grab."
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"That little glasses handle that sold"
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"10 million units in a few short months."
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"Navin is a complex personality,"
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"as are most of the small breed"
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"We had planned to show you the entire Johnson interview."
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"However, when we returned to our studio,"
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"our news department informed us"
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"of a sensational development in the Johnson story."
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"It seems that an irate group of citizens"
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"led by the celebrity Mr. Carl Reiner,"
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"has filed a class-action suit against Mr. Johnson"
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"and his Opti-Grab."
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"When Opti-Grab came out, I thought it was the greatest thing ever."
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"And I bought a pair."
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"Your eyes are constantly drawn to it and you end up cockeyed."
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"Now, as a director, I am constantly using my eyes."
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"Let me show you a clip from my latest film,"
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"where my faulty depth perception kept me"
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"from yelling "cut" at the proper time."
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"Cut!"
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"against Mr. Johnson and his irresponsible selling of a product,"
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"he didn't even test on prisoners."
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"The party's over. Nouveau riche."
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"This guy's something else."
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"I'm gonna get in touch with that Reiner guy."
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"We'll get some, uh, potato chips and there's some beer up there."
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"Honey! Why the gloom?"
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"It's not the end of the rainbow."
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"I'm Navin Johnson, inventor!"
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"I don't care about losing all the money."
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"It's losing all the stuff."
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"We're not gonna lose the stuff."
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"We're gonna receive a fair trial from an impartial jury."
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"Your Honor, we, the jury, find for the plaintiff."
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"Court is adjourned!"
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"Honey, can't you see I'm drinking?"
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"Pay to the order of"
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"$1.09!"
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"Pay to the order of"
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"Iron Balls McGinty"
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"$1.09!"
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"And why are you wearing that old dress?"
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"Because I just heard a song on the radio"
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"The Way We Were."
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"Look at us. We've hit bottom."
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"I've got a ways to go!"
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"And when I do,"
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"I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big"
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"I don't wanna puke!"
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"I just want you like you used to be."
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"What happened to that man?"
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"What happened to the girl I believed in?"
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"The girl I fell in love with."
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"The girl that believed in me."
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"There's plenty of places I can go,"
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"Well, go!"
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"the sooner I can go back to being the girl"
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"that you sang the thermos song to."
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"And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff!"
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"Except this."
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"This ashtray. The only thing I need is this!"
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"I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray!"
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"And this paddle game."
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"And this remote control."
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"The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control."
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"And these matches."
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"The ashtray and these matches"
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"This lamp."
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"The ashtray,"
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"this paddle game and the remote control,"
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"And that's all I need, too."
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"I don't need one other thing!"
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"Not one... I need this."
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"Wh-what are you looking at?"
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"And this."
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"That's all I need."
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"The ashtray,"
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"and this magazine and the chair."
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"Except my dog."
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