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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Something Old (S08E08)

"Because no matter how tightly you hold on..."
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"it's already gone."
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"Hello?"
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"Hi. I'm at the Central Park carousel, and, um..."
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"I'm having a little bit of an issue."
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"All right. Here's the bottom line, cockroaches."
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"If it comes down to it..."
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"but is there seriously no one here willing to give up a hand or a foot?"
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"We're outta here!"
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"But you shouldn't have skipped that meeting. Was it important?"
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"And yet, my future husband..."
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"to my emotionally unavailable father..."
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"is off shooting laser guns with, oh, yeah, you guessed it..."
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"my emotionally unavailable father."
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"Oh, come on. That's not fair."
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"If you told Barney that you needed him, he'd be here in a heartbeat."
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"I didn't have to tell you."
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"And you're here."
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"You don't even know why."
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"Seems like I'm here to dig."
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"Looking for D's?"
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"the locket would be my "something old" at my wedding."
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"What?"
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"No, I just like that there was ever a version of you..."
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"who imagined having a "something old" at your wedding."
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"- Shut up. You're a girl. - That's been established."
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"The new information here is that you're a girl."
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"Oh, my God. I found it."
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"I'm gonna shoot you with your own gun."
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"I still don't know if I am."
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"But if I could find this locket..."
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"I mean, if it was still here waiting for me..."
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"that would mean that the universe wanted me to marry Barney..."
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"and that everything was gonna be okay."
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"about myself, got dug up."
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"And everything's gonna be okay."
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"Seeing you on the field of battle..."
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"ruthless, manipulative, untrustworthy..."
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"you've got all the qualities I would have wanted in a son."
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"Now I say to you..."
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"the last words my father said to me..."
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"You're point guy, R-dog."
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"[Together] Woof, woof."
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"[Cell Phone Chimes]"
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"This is a sign from the universe."
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"- It's not a sign from the universe. - Yes, it is."
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"The locket is just gone, and you're telling me that doesn't mean anything?"
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"You know this is a bad omen, Ted."
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"- You're Universe Guy. - And you're Skeptic Girl."
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"This is a sign."
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"The universe isn't sending you some message."
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"As we know from science..."
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"rain is liquid water in the form of droplets..."
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"- It's not a sign. - Ted, this is a sign, and you know it!"
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"How can you, of all people, tell me to ignore that?"
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"Maybe the universe has better things to do."
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"Maybe a locket's just a locket, a... a chair is just a chair."
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"Maybe we don't need the universe to tell us what we really want."
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"Maybe we already know that, deep down."
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"♪ And whatever's going down ♪"
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"♪ Will follow you around ♪"
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"New York City's the best, eh?"
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"These are obviously coming to Italy. But these handbags? Gonzo."
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"Oh. Y2K was coming."
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"So, as I was saying..."
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"♪ El Ganso con la Riñoneral ♪"
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"It's a fanny pack."
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""el Ganso con la Riñonera'..."
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"Until then, if you abide by my rulings..."
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"the Bermuda Triangle was the name we gave to the curb right outside our apartment..."
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"Wow. You're a natural, Dad."
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"Solid biology joke, B-dog."
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"Please, Queen Kong, be gentle."
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"[Chuckles] Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy..."
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"I am not some animal."
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"Ted, unlike that chair, you, sir, are full of beans."
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"Nah, it's stupid. Good luck."
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"There's no end in sight, and we've got no provisions."
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"- Barney's team seems way more fun. - Nonsense."
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"I'm not saying we're gonna start with your face or anything..."
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"Ted, why are you here? You... You had that meeting. I told you not to come."
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"[Laser Sound Effects]"
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"Wait. Is that..."
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"Okay."
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"I'm gonna admit something that I couldn't admit until I found this."
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"I've been having fears about marrying Barney."
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"But I still don't know if he's ready for this."
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"But I found it."
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""Shoot me already.""
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"Or we could keep playing if you want."
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"Okay, Team Animal House. I got him. Come on out."
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"You're not supposed to believe any of that."
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"I mean, the universe is screaming at me right now!"
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"Well, not everyone."
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"Because maybe it's dumb to look for signs from the universe."
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪"
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"[Together] We know."
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"They've already got former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi."
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"Um, wait. Can you guys help me down?"
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"Candy for everyone!"
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"[Exhales, Chuckles]"
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"Do you know how many signs I've gotten that I should or shouldn't be with someone?"
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"♪ Sharpen them with lies ♪"
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"All rulings are final."
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"Maybe we don't..."
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"Obvious, yet delightful."
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"Everyone knows that."
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"Robin's dad took her to New York City for the first time."
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"[Deep Voice] Coming, sir."
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"Back then, I was too embarrassed to tell you I'd done that."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]"
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"Tales are still told of the time I traveled all through Mexico..."
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"with everything I needed..."
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"and what goes in... the Triangle."
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"- Triangle! - [Groans]"
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"[Both Moaning]"
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"Where are you, you son of a bitch?"
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"Everything!"
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"[Laser Sound Effect]"
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