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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Yeah."
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"Coming up at 11:00: Are there piranhas in the East River?"
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"What you don't know... could eat you."
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"We're going to Atlantic City to elope. You got to come with us."
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"Oh, my God, that is so fantastic!"
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"I-I don't know if I can just leave work."
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"It's okay; Mike can read the news tonight."
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"Hey, Mike... you can read, right?"
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"Yeah, I'm the best at reading."
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"I hope not because I plan on getting hammered."
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"Ted, for the rest of our lives,"
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"we are going to be telling the amazing story"
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"of how we went to Atlantic City and got married."
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"Oh, but when we tell the story, can you leave out the part where I hesitate?"
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"Wow. A pedicure."
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"Uh, if there were any shame in a dude getting a pedicure"
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"I don't think there would have been a feature about it in Details magazine."
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"We're going to Atlantic City to elope right now!"
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"So are you in or not?"
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"Hell, yeah, I'm in!"
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"Just... I'm almost done."
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"It is my wedding day, and since we're here..."
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"Wow. Look at this place."
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"I guess I'll have my pick of something old."
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"And something blue. Somebody should really check on this lady."
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"Ah, A.C., always in decline,"
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"never hitting bottom."
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"It's good to be back, old friend."
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"You been here before?"
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"Oh, uh, once or twice."
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"Barney!"
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"Ah, good to see you, too."
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"Three times, maybe."
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"The wedding chapel-- this is it."
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"Are you ready to do this?"
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"I'm ready."
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"Oh, crap. I don't have a veil."
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"I'm a bride; I can't get married without a veil."
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"And a bouquet. I need a veil and a bouquet."
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"Oh, my God, we're getting married."
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"Don't worry. Relax. We'll get you a veil, honey."
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"Oh, Robin, that's a really cute outfit."
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"Oh, really? Thanks."
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"I'm going to get the bouquet. You guys get the veil."
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"We'll meet in the chapel in 20 minutes."
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"Ready, break."
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"No, we got to go get the veil."
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"Or we looked everywhere, and we couldn't find one."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"No, you guys go ahead. I'm going to find the veil."
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"So this is it, right? The last 20 minutes of your single life."
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"- Yeah? Craps? - Not that nervous."
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"- No, I mean do you want to play craps. - Oh, yeah, definitely."
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"Okay, I got the veil."
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"She wasn't ready to be married."
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"All right, let's talk bachelor party."
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"Are we thinking full-on strip club, or should we rent a room"
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"and have a private toy show-- whew."
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"- Barney, no. - Marshall, I'm your best man."
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"- You're not my best friend. - Right here."
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"Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party."
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"18 minutes."
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"Oh, good. Did you get the veil?"
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"Of course."
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"And it took us exactly 18 minutes."
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"We went to a strip club."
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"- Dude! - Unbelievable!"
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"We weren't there for very long. It's not like I had time"
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"to have a lap dance or anything. I got a lap dance."
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"- Your last lap dance ever. - Right..."
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"What?"
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"Oh, God, the things people waste money on in Atlantic City."
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"Does it smell like strippers in here?"
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"Hell, yeah, look at this."
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"Oh, baby, this is it."
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"Hi. We're here to get married."
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"Congratulations. We offer a variety of packages"
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"to give you the special day you've always dreamed about."
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"We don't want any of that. Just your basic quickie wedding will be fine."
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"Yeah."
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"You know this isn't Vegas, right?"
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"Here, it looks like everyone brought their own."
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"What?"
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"It also takes three days to get a marriage license in New Jersey."
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"The earliest I could book you for is Monday."
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"No, no, no, it has to be today. That's the whole point."
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"Look, I don't know what to say,"
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"but if you guys don't want to book a wedding for Monday"
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"or play a round of keno, I can't help you."
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"Thirty-five."
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"Wait, I don't understand, people get married in Atlantic City all the time."
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"Yes, they do, but they don't elope."
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"They choose Atlantic City for its white sand beaches,"
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"world-class amenities, and exotic Riviera feel."
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"Have you been outside?"
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"There is half an orca whale rotting not 20 feet from the cabana."
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"Are you sure about this?"
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"About the marriage laws of the state where I work in a wedding chapel?"
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"Bright side: the bachelor party continues!"
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"Continues? You mean "start." He means "start.""
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"We went to a strip club."
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"Twenty-seven."
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"Is there any way that we could get a license today?"
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"You could go to the courthouse."
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"but you have to have a good reason."
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"Well, we're in love."
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"What better reason could there be?"
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"The last one I heard was,"
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""I'm going to Iraq tomorrow to defend my country,""
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"but, you know, give yours a whirl."
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"So we went to the courthouse."
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"God, this is taking forever."
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"I know."
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"I am so proud of these two. After all they've been through."
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"In fact, that crazy road has led them"
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"all the way here to Atlantic City."
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"You were just staring at my shirt boobs."
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"No! I wasn't."
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"I-I was checking out the hot bod underneath the shirt."
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"Okay, look, maybe I was looking at your shirt,"
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