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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"but it's a, it's a funny, funny shirt."
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"- Barney! - Hi."
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"...suit up."
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"...legend."
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"...Daddy."
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"American daddy."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Hi. Hello. Uh, we need a marriage license,"
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"we're in love."
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"Aw. I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now."
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"Oh, really?!"
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"Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period,"
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"but unfortunately, only a judge can do that."
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"Oh. Well, so can we see a judge?"
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"- Absolutely. - Really?!"
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"Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today,"
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"which there isn't."
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"- Really?! - Is what I would say..."
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"Okay, this is a good plan B."
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"Judges are people. People go to the batoom."
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"A judge is bound to come by eventually,"
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"and we'll get married."
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"I'm sure we won't be waiting long."
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"Geez, you go to a vending machine for 30 seconds."
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"What?"
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"Here?"
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"Yeah. Got a little time to kill."
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"Oh, my God, it's the T-shirt, isn't it?"
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"No."
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"A little."
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"Something is seriously wrong with you."
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"So what, is that a no?"
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"- All right, let's do it. - All right."
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"Um, also...?"
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"Guys, let's bail. This is never gonna happen."
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"Look, I know this is turning into a bit of a disaster,"
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"but believe me, it's better than the alternative."
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"You throwing a big, free party with lots of booze and food"
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"and all your single, desperate girlfriends from college?"
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"Yeah, glad we dodged that bullet."
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"Judge! Judge, come on. Come on, come on, come on!"
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"- Turn it off. - Okay."
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"May we please get married today?"
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"Now, normally I would say no to a request like that,"
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"but you two impress me."
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"Just the fact that you've been together for ten years,"
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"standing by each other's side through thick and thin,"
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"never wavering."
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"- What was that? - What was what?"
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"That little look. What was that?"
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"A look of love."
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"You two have stood together through thick and thin, right?"
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"- You know, what's thick, what's thin? - Yeah, I mean, all... yeah."
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"I have."
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"What's going on?"
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"They broke up over the summer."
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"What? We're under oath."
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"No, we're not."
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"Yeah, we are. He's a judge."
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"Wh-- did we take an oath?"
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"Do you even know what an oath is?"
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"Uh, yeah. Courthouse."
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"Oath. We're under it."
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"Guys. It's looking like this isn't gonna happen."
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"No, Marshall, we are gonna get married today."
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"Baby, anyplace we go, we're gonna need a marriage license."
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"Except international waters."
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"So-so let's find a ship captain."
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"A ship captain can marry us."
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"There's boats all over this place."
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"Oh, is that what those wooden things are floating between the garbage?"
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"This is my machine."
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"- Blackjack? - Yeah."
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"Well, I found a guy who said he'd be willing to put his boat in my slip,"
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"Because... if we don't do it today,"
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"I just know we're gonna wind up having a huge wedding"
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"with a huge crowd full of huge Midwestern people"
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"while sipping little cups of mayonnaise"
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"- Nobody's gonna do that. - No, they're not"
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"I'm gonna find a ship captain and we're gonna be married tonight."
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"Sweetie, this is crazy."
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"You're never gonna find a ship capt..."
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"Hey, Lily. Found a ship captain."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"First guy we talked to. Ship captain."
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"How great is that?"
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"See? See, this is destiny."
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"So, captain, can you take us out to international waters and marry us?"
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"If there's two things I love, it's bringing people together in marriage"
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"Fork over your cash. Don't think. Just do it."
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"I can get us that money."
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"How?"
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"Have you noticed that all day today"
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"Chinese guys have been coming up and saying hi to me?"
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"Yes. Have you noticed I haven't asked about it"
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"because I'm too scared of the answer?"
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"Well, those are my old gambling buddies."
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"Truth is... I used to come here all the time."
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"Play an old Chinese game called "Shing Hasabu Shing"."
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"But tonight, I don't know, I'm feeling hot."
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"No, we're not letting you gamble all our money away."
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"Uh, it's not gambling if you absolutely know you're going to win."
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"I'll get us that money."
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"I oath it."
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"and I've been to a lot of casinos since,"
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"but in all that time I've never seen a game quite like this one."
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"To this day, I have no idea how it was played."
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"I don't even know if he's playing."
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"Wait, I get it. I understand this game."
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"I totally understand the game, Theodore."
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"Barney, split your tiles. You can triple your money if you find the jellybean."
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"My God, you're right."
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"Wow. It's beautiful."
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"Thanks, Barney."
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"Man, I can't wait to get back to the shore."
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"When we get home, we're gonna go to a little meeting. Okay?"
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"Why can't I do it just a little?"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, I think... serious would be best."
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"You sure? I got a lot of great nautical jokes in there."
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