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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.4 (S02E02)

"four thumbs down... heh, heh, heh..."
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"Charlie Murphy!"
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"What's up, partner?"
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"Darkness, everybody, Darkness!"
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"Everyone, Darkness is spreading!"
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"I'm behind the bar and I'm serving drinks"
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"and Charlie bends over,"
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"Charlie..."
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"have you heard it?"
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"What did the five fingers say to the face?"
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"What?"
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"Slap!"
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"Cold blooded..."
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"Bang, bang!"
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"Everybody..."
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"King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
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"I'm standing there, I'm thinking,"
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"First of all, you don't slap a man."
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"I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, you know,"
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"they did it in Paris, the guy would come up,"
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"whap-whap... "I challenge you to a duel!""
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"They would have a gun fight after that,"
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"somebody had to go!"
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"I just was bugging out."
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"Anyway, I waited for about"
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"five minutes, something like that."
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"That's right, bitch."
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"ahh, Darkness!"
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"'Sup, man?"
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"Darkness!"
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"Check it out, check it out."
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"Ow!"
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"God damn!"
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"I came down on it, like this."
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"His extensions was flyin' all over the place."
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"That is absurd!"
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"And he stepped back and his eyes welled up with water"
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"like he was getting ready to cry, and he said..."
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"why you hit me like that, Charlie?!"
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"'Cause you hit me, man!"
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"No, that was tonight!"
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"And I see that he really forgot."
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"I hit you tonight?"
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"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
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"Come here, Darkness."
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"Ha!"
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"Heh, heh, heh... it's a celebration!"
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"Bitches... come here."
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"It's a celebration, bitches."
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"Show Charlie Murphy your titties."
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"I'm Rick James."
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"The milk's gone bad!"
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"That was the ebb and flow."
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"It was, you know, he would go over the top"
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"And then we would have fun after that."
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"We were still friends, as a matter of fact."
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"I love Charlie Murphy."
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"But we'd have it out, smacking each other upside the heads..."
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"smacking each other in the face..."
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"punching each other in the chest..."
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"kick each other."
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"(slow motion) Fuck yo' couch, nigga!"
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"Fuck yo' couch!"
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"They shoulda never gave you niggas money!"
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"Can you imagine two grown men doing this?"
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"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."
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"(chuckling)"
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"I must be losing my mind."
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"Reminiscing about Charlie Murphy"
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"come kicking my ass."
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"Ain't that a "B?""
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"I'm Rick James, bitch."
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"and I would like to thank cocaine"
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"I'm Dave Chappelle,"
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"I'm out!"
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"They shoulda never gave you niggas money!"
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"(horn honks)"
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"Hi, thank you."
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"(man) How did Rick James pick up a girl in the '80s?"
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"How did I pick up girls in the '80s?"
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"I ain't have to say much."
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""Uh, can I buy you a drink."
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""Uh..."
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""what sign are you."
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""This is my friend, Rick James."
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"We're goin' over to Rick James's house.""
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"That's how Charlie picked up girls after they was drinking."
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""We're goin' over to Rick's house after the club,"
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"you wanna come?""
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"(chuckling)"
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"Charlie used my name to pick up girls."
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"The Love Contract."
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"Look what you did to my face."
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"That was how that particular incident ended,"
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"like it's something to do?"
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"And I walk from there, I went in the other section"
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"I ain't realize how high he was."
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"there's a new joke going around,"
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"this nigga really has lost his fuckin' mind."
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"That's right, bitch, heh, heh, heh..."
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"That was weeks ago, motherfucker"
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"for bringing us such a crazy story."
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"you're the best audience in the world."
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"You know, folks..."
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"It is time for the dramatic conclusion"
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"Dave Chappelle...!"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"I would like to thank Charlie Murphy."
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"Oh, boy!"
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"Aah!"
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