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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.4 (S02E02)

"No no no, it's not going down."
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"Because you'd hate to catch a beef"
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"And now..."
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"I'm not gonna tell anybody."
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"I know you won't."
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"(man) Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Welcome to Chappelle's Show."
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"or talk to people..."
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"He was, like, "Tyree" in "The Mad Real World.""
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"he used to just tell us stories at lunchtime"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise,"
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"I get out the Navy, my brother's famous."
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"Give it to me, baby"
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"Enjoy yourself."
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"And if I was hanging with Rick,"
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"I'm Rick James, bitch."
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"I drunk some wine and I'm just getting started, bitches."
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"He had his head cocked to throw another right hand."
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"When he was coming for it, I just came... blaow!"
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"He'll tell it like he gave me"
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"security!"
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"His one eye was lookin' at me,"
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"You guys at home, stay comfortable"
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"We're back with more Chappelle's Show."
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"I don't know if you guys are just joining us"
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"Rick is encouraging me."
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"Hell, yeah, I remember grinding my feet"
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"Buy another one, you rich motherfucker."
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"Twin Brother Darkness."
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"see, I never just did things just to do them."
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"Come on, I got a little more sense than that."
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"(tape rewinding)"
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"Come on, I got a little more sense than that."
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"and we just wailed on his legs."
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"Aahhh!"
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"This motherfucker's goin' out."
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"You don't know how to appreciate shit!"
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"What am I gonna do about my legs, Eddie Murphy!"
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"he's a lot more compassionate than I am."
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"Don't go nowhere, we'll be right back."
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"You know, for what he did at 54,"
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"Then, he came over to my brother's house"
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"Now, this is true."
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"a China chung-chung chang."
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"Umm... umm..."
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"Next thing you know, he's like..."
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"Come over here, Charlie."
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"I call out, "Charlie, come here.""
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"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
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"Okay?"
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"I wanna tell you somethin', come here."
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"Oh, what's goin' on?"
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"I slapped the shit out of him."
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"I was partying!"
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"I'm sorry, Charlie."
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"and then I would check him."
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"Ow!"
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"And I would like to thank Rick James,"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Charlie had to go through this whole thing."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo."
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"Woo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show.."
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"(man) You've just met that special someone,"
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"and you're letting your desire for each other"
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"take you to incredible heights."
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"But these days,"
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"you can never be too sure they aren't going to dispute"
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"whether the sex was consensual."
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"Mm, mm... wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Before we go any further..."
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"Which is why this night calls for:"
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"What's this?"
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"Nothing, it's just a document"
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"saying that you're a willing participant"
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"in this sexual experience, baby."
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"Well, I am."
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"Just sign here and here..."
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"and initial there, for oral."
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"Oral?"
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"I'm gonna do you, too."
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"Okay."
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"And just initial there, if you decline anal."
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"Unless, of course you..."
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"Pretty much standard, okay."
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"I don't know about you, but..."
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"I'm still horny."
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"Let's do this, girl."
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"Oh... oh, make me feel good!"
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"The Love Contract."
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"for something you know you didn't do."
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"Yow!"
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"(grunting)"
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"Ah..."
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"Oh..."
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"Well, that didn't take too long."
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"I know."
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"Just do me a favor, okay?"
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"Don't tell anybody about this."
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"From the makers of The Love Contract comes:"
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"The Confidentiality Agreement."
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"Don't worry."
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"Or I'll sue your ass..."
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"Kobe!"
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"Available at all Wall-Barts."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"Hey, man."
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"How about that Love Contract?"
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"That might be a Hollywood joke, you know."
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"Hollywood's a crazy place."
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"I don't know if you guys know people that work in Hollywood,"
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"There's a guy that does sketches on our show, Charlie Murphy."
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"That's Eddie Murphy's older brother."
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"A lot of people don't know that but,"
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"about being in Hollywood that were so crazy."
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