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Clips from Magic Mike (2012)

"Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one."
Magic Mike (2012)
"No, no, no."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Can you touch this?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Last one, ladies. Can you touch this?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"[AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"All right?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- I do. - You found her. You have to remember her."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- I know her name. - What is it, then?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"...and then I'll swoop in."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Cool."
Magic Mike (2012)
"I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Don't do that... maybe? - Okay."
Magic Mike (2012)
"MIKE: Where'd you get them?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- No. - Fuck."
Magic Mike (2012)
"How'd you get this job, anyways?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Yeah."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[CLEARS THROAT]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"ADAM: What's that?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Where are you from?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"You don't look like a strong safety."
Magic Mike (2012)
"ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- What? - Yeah, but I have...."
Magic Mike (2012)
"So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie."
Magic Mike (2012)
"BROOKE: Oh, God, brother."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[SNIFFS]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- What did you say? - What did you hear?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Listen to me."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[BROOKE LAUGHING]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know..."
Magic Mike (2012)
"...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims..."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Heh, uh...."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Sorry, bro."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Hey, man. MIKE: Yo."
Magic Mike (2012)
"You're going to owe me."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Anything."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Thanks, bro. I owe you."
Magic Mike (2012)
"ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[GIRLS CHUCKLE]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- What? - Come here. Come here."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower..."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Be creative."
Magic Mike (2012)
"She does not look like she wants to be bothered."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink."
Magic Mike (2012)
"She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Um, oh...."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious."
Magic Mike (2012)
"We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- It's true. - And I can't get drunk."
Magic Mike (2012)
"What do you say, baby boy? You want one?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha."
Magic Mike (2012)
"MIKE: Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha."
Magic Mike (2012)
"We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"MIKE: That's perfect, actually."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Okay. Maybe we'll come."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too."
Magic Mike (2012)
"I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it."
Magic Mike (2012)
"MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure."
Magic Mike (2012)
"WOMAN: Who's your friend, Mike?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"[WOMEN LAUGHING]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Ah, who's this?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"There you go, bro."
Magic Mike (2012)
"I'm not a cop, man."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Uh, ahem."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"What kind of cash you make at that?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"What kind of cash you make?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Like 10 bucks an hour."
Magic Mike (2012)
"That look ashy to you?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Come on."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Dude, I don't want to spray your leg."
Magic Mike (2012)
"We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[TARZAN CHUCKLES]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, Hey. You'll like it, man."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[MIKE COUGHS]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"You can't drink, so you want half a cap?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"ADAM: I don't know what the fuck it is."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[AUDIENCE CHEERING]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"DALLAS: Whoo!"
Magic Mike (2012)
"It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[YELLS]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"DALLAS: Tarzan."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Tarzan?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"DALLAS: Where the fuck is he?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"You're kidding me."
Magic Mike (2012)
"We got to do something. Mikey, what you got?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"[AUDIENCE CHEERING]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go."
Magic Mike (2012)
"MIKE: Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Go buy yourself fresh drawers."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101."
Magic Mike (2012)
"That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money."
Magic Mike (2012)
"That'll work."
Magic Mike (2012)
"[MIKE CHUCKLES]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]"
Magic Mike (2012)
"We could use some more youth on the team."
Magic Mike (2012)
"Miami, ah, is looking good."
Magic Mike (2012)
"...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing."
Magic Mike (2012)
"I guarantee you that."
Magic Mike (2012)
"ADAM: Oh."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Hey, Mike. - Huh?"
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke."
Magic Mike (2012)
"MIKE: Way cooler."
Magic Mike (2012)
"- Right now? - Right now. Take them off."
Magic Mike (2012)
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