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Clips from Breaking Bad - Cancer Man (S01E01)

"Does the pope shit in his hat?"
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"and I think everybody would like it"
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"I'm all right, thanks."
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"Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy."
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"How about some more soda, hm?"
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"Okay. Be right back."
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"Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, uh,"
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"You just gotta have confidence."
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"Confidence and, uh... And persistence."
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"I kept bugging her for a date, she kept saying no."
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"What, I asked you, like, 50 times?"
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"Anyway, how about your dad here? That there's a good story, Walt."
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"And I used to go in there a lot"
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"it got to be so that I would only go in"
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"When it was slow, she would lean against the counter,"
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"doing her crossword puzzles, uh, but kind of hiding it."
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"It got so that every day at lunch, we would both be doing"
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"And, uh... Heh-heh."
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"and whup your ass?"
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"I'm hands down the best he's got in that office. He knows it, I know it,"
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"Oh, he's shitting bricks."
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"that's how ecstatic they'd be."
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"Next customer."
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"Hells, yes, brother man."
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"Dude, you should check this chick out."
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"Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot"
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"That kind of stink does not wash off."
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"A cashier's check in the full amount,"
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"Yeah, you got it."
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"I don't understand why"
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"You have real talent, and I'm not just saying that."
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"Thanks."
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"You know, this is actually very hopeful."
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"Nothing conclusive in the evidence,"
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"continues unceasingly."
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"I said this is really very, very hopeful."
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"And tell them you'll start next week?"
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"their scientific know-how and their best weapons"
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"What is there to discuss?"
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"There's financing, there's, um, installment plans."
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"Walt, there's always a way."
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"No."
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"Maybe treatment isn't the way to go."
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"Come on, move your ass."
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"All right, Operation TBD."
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"I turned him out when he was street level,"
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"but this dude's like The Jeffersons,"
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"You thinking the cousin found out and took revenge?"
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"But our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it,"
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"we take it to the lab, they come back,"
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"This is the, uh, only other thing left behind."
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"Oh. Damn it."
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"Hey, Sky, you got any more chicken?"
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"Is this low-fat mayonnaise in the coleslaw?"
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"Uh, I... I don't know, it's store-bought."
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"Okay, uh, Hank,"
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"uh, may I ask what?"
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"and, uh, boy, I tell you, I was..."
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"Very smooth."
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"I bet you didn't think your old man had it in him, huh?"
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"What's the matter?"
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"What is it?"
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"What's she talking about?"
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"I guess a month, maybe."
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"like nothing's going on."
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"so I couldn't even get his doctor on the phone."
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"everybody just wants to help you."
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"Okay, so first let's deal with this."
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"Right. Right, absolutely."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"Walt, uh..."
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"You know, it's been caving in left and right."
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"Hit me in the eye. Heh-heh."
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"Say, Jesse, you still cook a little crystal?"
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"Uh, could be, yeah. You know, from time to time."
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"- Didn't he get locked up? - No, man, uh, he's out."
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"His cousin bailed him out."
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"Because I could seriously go for a bowl right now, you know what I'm saying,"
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"I just recently cooked the best batch ever."
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"Shit, you know, it's... It's just the bomb, so..."
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"But, you know, I don't know, I've been thinking lately"
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"You know, for, like, health-wise, just lay off."
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"We don't need no soap opera."
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"Yeah, man, whatever. No, no, it's all good, you know."
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"You kidding? Sit down."
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"Okay, there."
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"I'm fine. Just, uh, privacy."
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"Thank you so much for working us in."
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"Great. Perfect."
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"Ah."
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"She had her boss call, and..."
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"What's? What's that we're putting on a credit card?"
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"It's $5000."
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"Five thousand?"
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"Jesus."
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"Come on, don't get hung up on money here."
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"Well, maybe we can ask your mom."
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"Okay, look,"
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"Hey, pal, what's up?"
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"What the hell's wrong with you?"
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"You're... You..."
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"Hey, no, hey!"
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"- on the phone. - Oh, come on."
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"Hey, so how was soccer practice?"
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"I think that was in our backyard."
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"God knows I'm no expert."
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"Hey. Good evening."
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"They look a little lived in."
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"All right. Well, listen."
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"and we'll get out of here."
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"You know, I... I just think that, uh..."
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"Wow."
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"Environmental Consciousness Award."
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"They wound up writing an article about it."
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"Dude, play some, uh... Play some Jethro Tull."
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"Hey, guys, how we doing in here?"
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"Jake?"
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"Yo, man, it's me."
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"Yo, I waited till the ball buster left."
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