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Clips from F is for Family - The Liar's Club (S02E02)

"you limp-dicked San Francisco cocksuckers?"
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"I'd give you the under four-inch discount."
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"leave a note down there so I know you dropped by."
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"Okay, I'll leave it on the piano."
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"- The piano! - You big-pussied bitch!"
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"- Too far? - Jesus, Gene. Let's take ten."
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"Enjoy your circle jerk, you taint sniffers."
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"- Okay, you can thank me now. - Thank you for what?"
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"- For saving your job. - Those men are all pigs."
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"This is their game, and we have to play along."
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"Hey, Viv, do you know where my three-hole punch is?"
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"They give you shit, you give it right back."
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"Now listen, I stuck my neck out to get you in here."
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"Don't disappoint me. Play the game."
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"I don't think I can do that. It's just not who I am."
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"All right, boys, we've got plastic to sell."
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""Jizz off my chin!""
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"- I can almost lie down. - All right, Kevin."
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"I will fix this up for you, but if you cut class again"
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"And I will rise up, through my music!"
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""A real man never lies. Stop stealing change off your dresser.""
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"I fucking knew that was you."
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"- You almost look happy. - That's because you weren't born yet."
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"I don't like getting up early,"
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"but it's all worth it because today I get paid."
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"I don't know yet."
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"I'm gonna get the hockey stick that Jacques Dupuis uses."
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"My parents won't let me play hockey, but my nana's teaching me bridge."
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"Well, this is where my newspaper boss told me to meet him."
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"- Hi, Randy. - Hey, you, freckles!"
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"Right on time. You're doing a great job on the route."
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"- Who's this little fruit pie? - Hello."
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"So... I guess this is when you pay me, right?"
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"No, you pay me and then I pay you. Here's your collection book."
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"Wait, I have to collect the money?"
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"I prefer to use a bong filled with embalming fluid."
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"That's how the pharaohs did it."
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"- You'll do great. Most people will pay. - Most?"
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"I would never do that to a precision instrument."
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"No, I don't. That's a popular misconception!"
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"Rig up some wiring, spray some asbestos,"
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"Oh, there you are, Frank."
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"I got worried when I didn't see anybody through the windows."
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"We're making this my room, slash love palace, slash recording studio."
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"That's great. You shoot for the stars, son."
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"Ooh, Canadian! Should I save this for a special occasion?"
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"No can do, fellas. I got a big meeting with my new boss at the radio station."
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"Got to keep my mind clear and stay focused."
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"- Jesus, Vic! - Oh, this is much better than Jesus!"
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"- Hey, Mr. Hitlerburger! - Sorry, it's a little cramped."
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"by a week from Monday."
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"Whoever comes up with the winner gets a $10 bonus,"
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"Vivian!"
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"Sue, do you have any more thoughts you want to fart out of your ears, sweetheart?"
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"Here we go again."
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"Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry!"
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"But I feel sorry for you."
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"Ohh!"
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"She's a keeper!"
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"My mom says that weeds are the desperados of the garden."
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"insurance, delivery fee, twine fee, folding fee,"
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"Here's your cut, $5.17."
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"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
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"the one day I get invited to play golf with the boss."
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"And you know brothers love wings!"
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"Ha-ha! Yes, they do. It's true."
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"- Hey, Mom! - Mom!"
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"- Hey. - Mom, I got my first five bucks"
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"We had a great day."
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"Wow, that would be a pretty big move."
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"I had a rough day at work. I'm not ready to discuss this right now."
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"I'm gonna run a bath."
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"You already threw stuff out of there?!"
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"- Shoo! Shoo! Get out! - I can't see what we's running from!"
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"Well, that's just great!"
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"Hell yes, I did! And I resent the question!"
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"So you went? You filed for unemployment?"
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"Of course I did! I was there all morning!"
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"Then I come home, I discover 40 square feet we didn't know we had."
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"You give me the third degree in front of my children."
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"Thank you for doing what you promised."
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"Oh, I learned something. Liar!"
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"Real man, my ass. Fucking dick!"
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"Honey, I'm sorry again for thinking you didn't sign up at the employment office."
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"But I'm not going to quit."
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"I missed you today."
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"- A good man. - Oh, I'm okay."
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"Remember this morning, what you wanted to do?"
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"- Oh, yeah? - Oh, Frank."
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"Oh, Frank!"
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"- I'm okay. - No, you're a good man!"
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"A role model to your children!"
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"- You keep your promises! - Talk about other stuff, Sue!"
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"Oh. Oh, no. What's wrong, honey?"
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"No. It's not you. It's... It's nothing. It's nothing."
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"- Is everything okay? - Yeah."
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"♪ And the evil wizard lied for years ♪"
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"♪ And his bullshit took its toll ♪"
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"And your spell over me is gone."
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"Like a candle's flame."
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"You could hook up a space heater in here, maybe even a jukebox."
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"Hey, does he ever invite you over to go swimming? Boy, that'd be fun."
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"let me know, will ya? I wouldn't have to swim."
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"I could just sit there and watch. Yeah, I wouldn't say a word."
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"Yeah, I'm good at that. When I was in high school I got voted "Most Quiet.""
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"That's where they house the mentally deformed adults now."
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"A Honeybee always plays by the rules."
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"♪ Come and get your love ♪"
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"What's with those two? They've been at each other's throats."
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"I'll be down there with a bunch of hippies with their dirty feet"
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"I know you have your pride, but please go down there."
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"Oh, hello, Bill!"
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"- Yeah. - They shut us down for animal cruelty."
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"our customers would embrace an innovative, new product."
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"I'd like to hold her mustard!"
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"Love means never having to say, "I have cancer.""
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"Oh, shit."
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"I'm getting out of here as soon as I turn 16!"
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"- It's a blank canvas. - A canvas smeared with mold."
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